Artisi Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, lamyai3 said: A stiff drink of some sort would be in order. Maybe it was the stiff that created her initial problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seahorse Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 That member of the crew should have hs ass chewed.... Wait....He should be given a stiff talking to....no...He should get a bollocking.... Hold on.... Someone should give him a mouthful. Hang on....Someone should have a go at him... Oh, I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 minute ago, seahorse said: That member of the crew should have hs ass chewed.... Wait....He should be given a stiff talking to....no...He should get a bollocking.... Hold on.... Someone should give him a mouthful. Hang on....Someone should have a go at him... Oh, I give up. Nah, keep going, I'm getting some ideas here. ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluespunk Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 hours ago, webfact said: "Eugene, our cabin attendant, was present and he immediately went to inform his supervisor. Grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluespunk Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 49 minutes ago, car720 said: Something very fishy about this story. That'd be the seamen...???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bluespunk said: Grass Nah, no drugs mentioned in the story. ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Oh boy... I have had staff making love in my hotel room on many occasions, the only thing I can complain about is they have to get up early to start work...???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phuketshrew Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 The crew member must have been Seaman Staines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, sammieuk1 said: All aboard the Norwegians pearl he said as the port side took a stern pounding???? He entered the vessel on the starboard side, and unperturbed by the oncoming wind, eased her into the short passage up the Strait of Malacca ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkk6060 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Who cares. I would have asked to join in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 hours ago, webfact said: Eugene, our cabin attendant, was present and he immediately went to inform his supervisor. Careful with that axe, Eugene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evadgib Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 'Tampering with the cargo!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryd Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper.... <remainder snipped to avoid offending anyone> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 35 minutes ago, Basil B said: Oh boy... I have had staff making love in my hotel room on many occasions, the only thing I can complain about is they have to get up early to start work...???? Getting up too early can ruin the experience for some women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 They should be glad that at least something was happening in their cabin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Having worked in the Hospitality Locks industry I came across numerous instances when the hotel management wanted to find out who had accessed a room after a guests departure and house keeping had made the room up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro01 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Father Fintan Stack said: It often is for couples without the right chemistry. I was in such a relationship previously but it never works out in the end. My current partner had several suitors trying to buy her into a relationship when all she was looking for was a man to love her and deliver the goods in the sack which none of the suitors could do. They mistakenly thought that money could buy her affections. Silly them, maybe they should take a cruise? "suitors" - I think the correct word is "sponsor". Out of interest - approximately how many of these fellas did she test drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 @NCC1701A , you need to take that light bulb cam away from the African, and put it here in the bunk billet instead ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 hours ago, smedly said: Seamen found in luxury cruise cabin I feel youre being rather "hard on" them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Just warming the sheets up... all part of the inclusive service! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 'Deliver the goods in the sack,' I think she was hoping for Santa Claus! It often is for couples without the right chemistry. I was in such a relationship previously but it never works out in the end. My current partner had several suitors trying to buy her into a relationship when all she was looking for was a man to love her and deliver the goods in the sack which none of the suitors could do. They mistakenly thought that money could buy her affections. Silly them, maybe they should take a cruise?Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 After Mary saw what was going on, she was a bit worried that Bobby might get a few ideas of his own . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 It's sad. They were too old to have fun with the young ones. Or is it that they are typical Brits? Old fashioned, prim and prudish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer90210 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 The retirees should have joined the crew members !! ... and after the party, asked for a huge discount for what happened ! ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, sawadee1947 said: It's sad. They were too old to have fun with the young ones. Or is it that they are typical Brits? Old fashioned, prim and prudish! or the smell and the wet patches put them off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Briggsy said: I am surprised that anyone has sex in Singapore, even on a boat. no sex in Singapore? Time to wake up my friend last time I went to Singapore some years back my friend and I had 4 girls in the room don't ask for details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, White Christmas13 said: no sex in Singapore? Time to wake up my friend last time I went to Singapore some years back my friend and I had 4 girls in the room don't ask for details and one wonders why incurable STD's are on the rise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, White Christmas13 said: no sex in Singapore? Time to wake up my friend last time I went to Singapore some years back my friend and I had 4 girls in the room don't ask for details were they charged to your Visa card or hotel desk ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanleycoin Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Phuketshrew said: The crew member must have been Seaman Staines. It could have been much, much worse a shock to the couple. If it only had been, Tom the cabin boy and Seaman Staines there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Father Fintan Stack said: There was two of them. One was too small and didn't touch the sides and the other was too old. As the Beatles sang, Money can't buy me Love. Giving her a good pounding on a regular basis helps, and I ain't skint either as it goes ???? Charming, Im sure she appreciates your candor about her, and your sex life. True gentleman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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