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Having worked in the Hospitality Locks industry I came across numerous instances when the hotel management wanted to find out who had accessed a room after a guests departure and house keeping had made the room up.

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1 hour ago, Father Fintan Stack said:

It often is for couples without the right chemistry. 

 

I was in such a relationship previously but it never works out in the end.

 

My current partner had several suitors trying to buy her into a relationship when all she was looking for was a man to love her and deliver the goods in the sack which none of the suitors could do. 

 

They mistakenly thought that money could buy her affections.

 

Silly them, maybe they should take a cruise?

 

"suitors" - I think the correct word is "sponsor".

 

Out of interest - approximately how many of these fellas did she test drive?

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 @NCC1701A , you need to take that light bulb cam away from the African, and put it here in the bunk billet instead 😜 

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3 hours ago, smedly said:

 

 

Seamen found in luxury cruise cabin 

I  feel  youre  being rather "hard on" them

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'Deliver the goods in the sack,' I think she was hoping for Santa Claus!

It often is for couples without the right chemistry. 
 
I was in such a relationship previously but it never works out in the end.
 
My current partner had several suitors trying to buy her into a relationship when all she was looking for was a man to love her and deliver the goods in the sack which none of the suitors could do. 
 
They mistakenly thought that money could buy her affections.
 
Silly them, maybe they should take a cruise?


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After Mary saw what was going on, she was a bit worried that Bobby might get a few ideas of his own  . 

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It's sad. They were too old to have fun with the young ones. 

Or is it that they are typical Brits? Old fashioned, prim and prudish! 

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The retirees should have joined the crew members !! ... and after the party, asked for a huge discount for what happened ! 😜

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6 minutes ago, sawadee1947 said:

It's sad. They were too old to have fun with the young ones. 

Or is it that they are typical Brits? Old fashioned, prim and prudish! 

or the smell and the wet patches put them off

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5 hours ago, Briggsy said:

I am surprised that anyone has sex in Singapore, even on a boat.

no sex in Singapore? Time to wake up my friend last time I went to Singapore some years back

my friend and I had 4 girls in the room don't ask for details

 

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2 minutes ago, White Christmas13 said:

no sex in Singapore? Time to wake up my friend last time I went to Singapore some years back

my friend and I had 4 girls in the room don't ask for details

 

and one wonders why incurable STD's are on the rise.

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4 hours ago, Phuketshrew said:

The crew member must have been Seaman Staines.

It could have been much, much worse a shock to the couple.

If it only had been,  Tom the cabin boy and Seaman Staines there.

 

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2 hours ago, Father Fintan Stack said:

There was two of them.

 

One was too small and didn't touch the sides and the other was too old.

 

As the Beatles sang, Money can't buy me Love.

 

Giving her a good pounding on a regular basis helps, and I ain't skint either as it goes 😉 

Charming, Im sure she appreciates your candor about her, and your sex life.

True gentleman  

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