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BANGKOK 16 February 2019 06:32
ghworker2010

I used a bum gun for the first time

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hey...the bum gun debate is no laughing matter...

 

years ago an associate returned home to little england from an asian overseas posting and decided to install a bum gun in his bathroom...and then his wife appeared indignantly to ask what he was doing and he explained...and then she said 'yer crazy, over my dead body...our friends and guests will have a look and then we will be a laughing stock...' 'then maybe yew should get some new friends and not associate with ignorant western savages...' the bum gun experience had broadened his cultural understanding beyond normal western acceptability...

 

and that's all that it took for their marriage to dissolve into bum gun water...granted their marriage wasn't in very good shape anyway...marriages destroyed, children without fathers, and etc resulting from alternative toilet hygiene and xenophobic western resistance thereto...

 

 

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6 minutes ago, tutsiwarrior said:

hey...the bum gun debate is no laughing matter...

 

years ago an associate returned home to little england from an asian overseas posting and decided to install a bum gum in his bathroom...and then his wife appeared indignantly to ask what he was doing and he explained...and then she said 'yer crazy, over my dead body...our friends and guests will have a look and then we will be a laughing stock...' 'then maybe yew should get some new friends and not associate with ignorant western savages...'

 

and that's all that it took for their marriage to dissolve into bum gun water...granted their marriage wasn't in very good shape anyway...marriages destroyed, children without fathers, and etc resulting from alternative toilet hygiene and the western resistance thereto...

 

 

As you say, surely there was a lot more to it than that. I'm thinking he used to eat sitting on the floor in front of the TV, drive with a death wish, complain about the lack of a local walking street, etc. 'Going home' can be a culture shock. 🤯 😎

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 So apart from the hygiene thing, which I'm fully on board with, there is, and yes I'm gonna get Green here, the huge reduction in toilet tissue usage....we could save the planet with all those trees not being cut down to make toilet tissue to wipe our asses with!

 

My local Costco would go outta business if we all used them!

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On 2/9/2019 at 9:47 AM, Dene16 said:

Even installed one back in the UK, so much cleaner. Toilet paper now just for show

Does it have warm water then too? Or cold?

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On 2/9/2019 at 6:09 PM, Spidey said:

Sorry sir, I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family, we didn't have a bum gun in our house when I was a kid. We had cut up newspapers on a hook next to the bog. Don't think Mummy and Daddy would be able to help.

None of us had even seen a bum gun before we came to the LOS and Mummy and Daddy bought the newspapers.

 

You don't need wealth to have a hand held bidet. You can pick one up in a supermarket appliance dept for around 89 baht and with a few basic tools, plumbing fittings and some Plumbers Mate tape you can fit one and be using it in less than an hour.

 

With what you save on newspapers and toilet rolls It will pay for itself in a few months easily.

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8 hours ago, tabarin said:
On ‎2‎/‎9‎/‎2019 at 9:47 AM, Dene16 said:

Even installed one back in the UK, so much cleaner. Toilet paper now just for show

Does it have warm water then too? Or cold?

In the UK you need a long run of supply piping installed in a "warm space".

This then limits the amount of comfortable water you have available (so prevents you wasting too much water), but God help you if you're the next person to use it....

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I suggested to a Farang babe that bum guns are best used whilst being completely naked😎. Alas - to no avail.😟

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