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19 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Unless there was perhaps a ménage trois on offer?

Now your talking, where and when? MFF, MFM, FFF, MMM or XXX ???

 

But i'll be honest I'm way too old, but we can all dream, we can all have fantasies.

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11 minutes ago, scorecard said:
30 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Unless there was perhaps a ménage trois on offer?

Now your talking, where and when? MFF, MFM, FFF, MMM or XXX ???

 

But i'll be honest I'm way too old, but we can all dream, we can all have fantasies.

Edited 9 minutes ago by scorecard

The important thing is there needs to be maple syrup to smear everywhere.

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5 hours ago, scorecard said:

Yep, compulsory, with margarine / butter and vegemite.

I might have to actually find vegemite online and give it a try.

 

Something tells me however, this is one of those things that you need to have grown up with.

Not something you discover in your latter years!

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I might have to actually find vegemite online and give it a try.
 
Something tells me however, this is one of those things that you need to have grown up with.
Not something you discover in your latter years!

If you can’t find any just smear hot engine oil on your tongue !!
It’s the same [emoji51]
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56 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:


If you can’t find any just smear hot engine oil on your tongue !!
It’s the same emoji51.png

Maybe if that the alternative, I may  reevaluate  my decision to try to find vegemite online! LOL

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15 hours ago, wgdanson said:

Interesting to note that this thread about crumpets is the biggest on TV this week. 

Sod Immigration money, extensions, visas, girlfriends,wives, etc....stick with the crumpets !

When I joined TVF I think it was all about bars, bargirls, ladyboys, cons and scams etc ( been a while so I don't remember everything discussed ), now it's about where is the best pizza and crumpets! What the <deleted> happened to TVF since then?

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When I joined TVF I think it was all about bars, bargirls, ladyboys, cons and scams etc ( been a while so I don't remember everything discussed ), now it's about where is the best pizza and crumpets! What the happened to TVF since then?

People got old !!

I’m thinking about starting a thread about “ where to find comfortable shoes” [emoji51]
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On ‎3‎/‎7‎/‎2019 at 12:11 PM, GinBoy2 said:

By a quirk of fate, my monthly crumpets turned up today.

 

btw for the Brits, is that right, crumpet also means women?

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Depending on the context, crumpet according to the urban dictionary means hot chick, though I always took it to mean having sex, ie "having a bit of crumpet".

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Depending on the context, crumpet according to the urban dictionary means hot chick, though I always took it to mean having sex, ie "having a bit of crumpet".

As a Brit , to me , it always means “ hot chick “, as in “ went down the club last night, full of crumpet “.

Although I might add it’s an older metaphor and rarely used today !
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