Bundooman Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 2 hours ago, klauskunkel said: "clamping" is a lewd act. If teeth clamping - a painful act - particularly if your name is BJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benmart Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Bizzaro Land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winky Wilson Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Why is the fish bowl in Chiang Mai having promotion today? Business as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donim Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 15 hours ago, KiChakayan said: Mr. Lewd Act, if I am buying flowers for my wife, which I do every year, will it be considered as a lewd act? Give her some papaver plants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donim Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 2 hours ago, wazzupnow said: ACAB .'. The Real B are not the real C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brain150 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 15 hours ago, Liverpudlian said: Valentines was a product invented Uk to cheer up there loved ones dying in trenches far from home. FULL STOP. You couldn't be more wrong !!! It has nothing to do with the UK or with cheering anybody up. It's historically very dark and all about perversion ... and stupid people celebrate it !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanleycoin Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, salavan said: Valentines day is a foreign celebration so immigration has the right to monitor it closely otherwise it could go too far next they will be celebrating May day here and dancing round a May pole and we all know what the may ploe represents. yes, very interesting maypole. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqKYzRjhNPw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donim Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Gecko123 said: Thais don't celebrate Valentine's Day. They celebrate Walentine's Day. Heard : Su*k Saint Walentin 3 hours ago, overherebc said: I believe it wasn't originally in February. It was moved to February by the church for some obscure reason, can't remember when or why. It wasn't He/them (in 'fact' ,which was found in the letters, there were two of them) was executed on the 14th of february. Not sure but Emperor Claudius 2nd feeded him to the lions and the other was beheaded. Before that these days were days of offering and lovemaking (on a rude way, woman were items in lotteries for men and smearing them in with blood (hence the red colors)) and festives with a lot of alcohol and food (as usal back then) After the 4th century the church renamed this fest as Valentines, as the real died Valentin(s) then became martyrs and saints. In the history, many special days (events/happenings/..) got the names of those (specials) who died on that day. Rgds, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, donim said: Heard : Su*k Saint Walentin It wasn't He/them (in 'fact' ,which was found in the letters, there were two of them) was executed on the 14th of february. Not sure but Emperor Claudius 2nd feeded him to the lions and the other was beheaded. Before that these days were days of offering and lovemaking (on a rude way, woman were items in lotteries for men and smearing them in with blood (hence the red colors)) and festives with a lot of alcohol and food (as usal back then) After the 4th century the church renamed this fest as Valentines, as the real died Valentin(s) then became martyrs and saints. In the history, many special days (events/happenings/..) got the names of those (specials) who died on that day. Rgds, There is also the theory that the big lad Claudius didn't want married men in the army, he thought single guys made better soldiers, and Valentino was a priest who would marry them in secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddox41 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 He's super man. It's plane no it a bird no its big joke. This guy will be in charge of this country in the next few yrs which is scary for the white folk. Immagration in charge of Valentimes day what next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farcanell Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 16 hours ago, Liverpudlian said: Valentines was a product invented Uk to cheer up there loved ones dying in trenches far from home. FULL STOP. And yet, Chaucer mentioned it in prose during the 14th century.... and Shakespeare a couple of hundred years later.... so let’s jump instead to Brits turned it into consumerism.... thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donim Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, mindfulness said: Don’t you just ❤️ The ❤️ Police oh wait a moment never had the chance to meet a single member as of yet. Infact are there any ❤️ Police in the world. Plenty of; grammar police hate speech police litter police repressive Police and now to top it all off a classic; The Fun Police. ???????????? the institution is over flowing with mental cases and all walks of life and government deparments. Mental !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujayujay Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 After new Immigration rules now the new Fun rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindfulness Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 BJ sounds like a Strict Methodist / Baptist, wonder if he practices the unemotional missionary position with the cinematography pathetic small thrusts with the hint of PE. ... heavens forbid he gets any BJ fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhaoYai Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Anyone planning parties with lewd acts - drop me an invite ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swedenlars Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 I like the tense and pained expression of the guy behind Big Joke. Either he must go urgently to the toilet or he has a huge respect of the BIG BOSS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elreeco Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 21 hours ago, Liverpudlian said: Valentines was a product invented Uk to cheer up there loved ones dying in trenches far from home. FULL STOP. The poet Chaucer in the Middle Ages was the first to link St Valentine with romantic love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac98 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 22 hours ago, attrayant said: But the other 364 days are a-okay. By the way, what has this got to do with immigration? Dark-skinned people peeing off the back of baht buses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 The crackdown reminded me of a great line in movie - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Ruprecht is mauling Lawrence's new girlfriend]Lawrence Jamieson: Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yogavnture Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 wishing all those frowning faces a happy v day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliss Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 2/13/2019 at 8:08 PM, NE1 said: What has it got to do with the Immigration police ? Very strange. Abolish bar fines , on Valentines days , for farang good guys , with 800k in the bank , kap . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnx Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Lewd acts.... do you mean like the stuff that’s right in the open in Pattaya and other red light zones around the country? In other words, lewd acts he’s not getting a financial piece of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMNightRider Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Hopefully, the Valentine police will be able to arrest these sinister boys and girls exchanging Valentine's Day cards. I never realised this sort of crime was so rampant in Thailand. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffreyO Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 2/13/2019 at 5:34 AM, Liverpudlian said: Valentines was a product invented Uk to cheer up there loved ones dying in trenches far from home. FULL STOP. That's not even close to accurate. Please, go read a history book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 So how do they obtain their commissions on this one?. Seconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyL Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Thank God for the strict law enforcement last night. I felt so safe and couldn't imagine what it would have been like if there were, God forbid, lewd acts taking place. Well done Big Joke and his crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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