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BANGKOK 18 March 2019 20:30
Nyezhov

Todays Whys, Hows, Whethers and Cans...

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1. Why do the professional and office ladies and govt girls wear those black hot hair ribbons?

 

2. Why do all the older Hi so ladies have bouffant hair dos?

 

3. Why are there so many bakeries and coffee shops/stands/carts?

 

4. Is the Honda Wave the "it" rig?

 

5. How do the chicks ride sidesaddle without falling off?

 

6. Can girls make a living being a "pretty"?

 

7. What are the ladies saying when they are shouting in the markets?

 

8. Why arent there more trash cans on the street?

 

9. Why do older Thai market or vendor ladies poke me in the stomach and giggle?

 

10. Why do Thai market ladies tell me they love me?

 

11. Are BIB uniforms made of stretch fabric?

 

12. Why do security guards salute?

 

13.  Why are there so many damn roosters?

 

14. Why does it seem that the ladies do all the work?

 

15. Are there monkeys in Bangkok or am I seeing things?

 

16. Why does Khao San Road look cleaner that it ever has?

 

17.  If you wear elephant pants at home and nobody sees you, are you still an ass*ol*?

 

18. HOW DO THEY MAKE THE CHICKENS FLAT?

 

19. What do anglers fish for here in Thailand?

 

20. Whats the difference between "Hat Yai" fried chicken and regular fried chicken?

 

 

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17 minutes ago, ezzra said:

Clearly young man, it appear that you have too much free and idle time on your hand.. a hobby would be nice change...

But that's what supporting Millwall does to ya. 😄

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Wonder why the OP wears shades on the top of his head in the dark...🤣

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3 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Hope your undies dried ok!

I used to just turn them inside out but I'm trying to develop class even if it's low.

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8 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

I used to just turn them inside out but I'm trying to develop class even if it's low.

I threw mine out, years ago. Easier for the girls to "access all areas".

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And this is without med ganja......

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21 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

I used to just turn them inside out but I'm trying to develop class even if it's low.

If they are still sticky after drying, I suggest you wash them first.

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9: because you're "poom pui"
10: because you pay 2x

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And this is without med ganja......
Someone's tagline says

"Thailand,LSD without the LSD"

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1/ You have been in Bangkok too long

 

2/ See answer 1.

 

3/ Every Thai wants to be an entrepreneur.

 

4/ Hondas in general. I never thought of a Honda Civic as a luxury vehicle, but there it is.

 

5/ By holding onto the person driving with one hand. The other hand is used to take selfies.

 

6/ Yes, anywhere there is a car on show or a beer stand.

 

7/ Here comes an ugly farang.

 

8/ Get real, why would you need trashcans when the whole country is a rubbish dump?

 

9/ See answer 7.

 

10/ They live in hope that your wallet is  bigger  than your gut.

 

My attention span is now exhausted. I'm going for a swim.

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Why do women (sometimes men too)..put their hand/s over their mouth when laughing?

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