Nyezhov Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 1. Why do the professional and office ladies and govt girls wear those black hot hair ribbons? 2. Why do all the older Hi so ladies have bouffant hair dos? 3. Why are there so many bakeries and coffee shops/stands/carts? 4. Is the Honda Wave the "it" rig? 5. How do the chicks ride sidesaddle without falling off? 6. Can girls make a living being a "pretty"? 7. What are the ladies saying when they are shouting in the markets? 8. Why arent there more trash cans on the street? 9. Why do older Thai market or vendor ladies poke me in the stomach and giggle? 10. Why do Thai market ladies tell me they love me? 11. Are BIB uniforms made of stretch fabric? 12. Why do security guards salute? 13. Why are there so many damn roosters? 14. Why does it seem that the ladies do all the work? 15. Are there monkeys in Bangkok or am I seeing things? 16. Why does Khao San Road look cleaner that it ever has? 17. If you wear elephant pants at home and nobody sees you, are you still an ass*ol*? 18. HOW DO THEY MAKE THE CHICKENS FLAT? 19. What do anglers fish for here in Thailand? 20. Whats the difference between "Hat Yai" fried chicken and regular fried chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Clearly young man, it appear that you have too much free and idle time on your hand.. a hobby would be nice change... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, ezzra said: Clearly young man, it appear that you have too much free and idle time on your hand.. a hobby would be nice change... Naw, Im just waiting for my undies to dry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 17 minutes ago, ezzra said: Clearly young man, it appear that you have too much free and idle time on your hand.. a hobby would be nice change... But that's what supporting Millwall does to ya. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Wonder why the OP wears shades on the top of his head in the dark...???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Here goes...…... 1. They are mourning the death of democracy 2. They are all aspiring Khunyings 3. Supply and demand? 4. If you can afford one or it's the Honda Dream 5. Built in suction 6. A handsome living 7. Look at the long nose farang 8. They want to catch and fine litterers 9. Simple minds 10. They are liars 11. Cotton non stretch 12. Makes them feel important 13. Aroy mak….very tasty 14. Men's fragile ego's dictate 15. They're everywhere 16. The vendors have been moved 17. I wear them at home, I think they are cool 18. Hard blow with the flat side of a meat cleaver 19. Anything that swims 20. Hat Yai is southern fried chicken Hope your undies dried ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 3 hours ago, PatOngo said: Hope your undies dried ok! I used to just turn them inside out but I'm trying to develop class even if it's low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Nyezhov said: I used to just turn them inside out but I'm trying to develop class even if it's low. I threw mine out, years ago. Easier for the girls to "access all areas". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVENKEEL Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 And this is without med ganja...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 21 hours ago, Nyezhov said: I used to just turn them inside out but I'm trying to develop class even if it's low. If they are still sticky after drying, I suggest you wash them first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 9: because you're "poom pui"10: because you pay 2x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 17 hours ago, EVENKEEL said: And this is without med ganja...... says who Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 And this is without med ganja......Someone's tagline says "Thailand,LSD without the LSD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 1/ You have been in Bangkok too long 2/ See answer 1. 3/ Every Thai wants to be an entrepreneur. 4/ Hondas in general. I never thought of a Honda Civic as a luxury vehicle, but there it is. 5/ By holding onto the person driving with one hand. The other hand is used to take selfies. 6/ Yes, anywhere there is a car on show or a beer stand. 7/ Here comes an ugly farang. 8/ Get real, why would you need trashcans when the whole country is a rubbish dump? 9/ See answer 7. 10/ They live in hope that your wallet is bigger than your gut. My attention span is now exhausted. I'm going for a swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Why do women (sometimes men too)..put their hand/s over their mouth when laughing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Why do women (sometimes men too)..put their hand/s over their mouth when laughing?Because they have buck teeth/and or food particles stuck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 23 hours ago, Spidey said: I threw mine out, years ago. Easier for the girls to "access all areas". Could get interesting for the cops if your zipper happened to jam or break while using a public toilet. I'm reasonably sure Thailand has indecent exposure laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracas Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 On 2/19/2019 at 8:53 PM, Nyezhov said: 9. Why do older Thai market or vendor ladies poke me in the stomach and giggle? Are you the Pillsbury Doughboy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 57 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Could get interesting for the cops if your zipper happened to jam or break while using a public toilet. I'm reasonably sure Thailand has indecent exposure laws. It's actually illegal to leave the house without underwear in Thailand. Once tried a pair of shorts on in Big C. No changing rooms available so I just dropped my pants between the racks. Wife thought that I was nuts. I have no shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Spidey said: It's actually illegal to leave the house without underwear in Thailand. Once tried a pair of shorts on in Big C. No changing rooms available so I just dropped my pants between the racks. Wife thought that I was nuts. I have no shame. Interesting, I didn't know that. Although some of the G-strings Thai chicks wear - they may as well not have underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbastheycome Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 2 hours ago, dotpoom said: Why do women (sometimes men too)..put their hand/s over their mouth when laughing? To make it more obvious they really are.....or are japanese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbastheycome Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Lacessit said: Interesting, I didn't know that. Although some of the G-strings Thai chicks wear - they may as well not have underwear. A gap in the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Spidey said: No changing rooms available so I just dropped my pants between the racks. Wife thought that I was nuts.I have no shame. And obviously nothing to brag about if no one noticed and you weren't kicked out! Although maybe those of us who wear kilts "commando style" should keep quiet! I was once asked what if anything was worn under my kilt and my response was "nothing, it is all in perfect working order". ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quandow Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 On 2/19/2019 at 6:53 PM, Nyezhov said: 4. Is the Honda Wave the "it" rig? 5. How do the chicks ride sidesaddle without falling off? I'll address these two: 4. It's popular cuz it's affordable and cheap to repair. 5. No one knows, it's the 8th wonder of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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