webfact Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Social media responds! What to do when a woman sits on you on a train! Netizens responded in droves - with many wacky suggestions - after a woman went on Facebook with an unusual story after an experience on the MRT underground in Bangkok. Poster "angarosFrauweti" said that she was sitting down minding her own business on the way to Central Lat Prao. Near Chatujak station two middle aged women got on before one of the women promptly sat on the her lap. "She. Sat. On. My. Lap!!!" stressed the poster in disbelief. Meanwhile her fellow middle aged friend started clapping and whooping her joy at what had just transpired. Everybody stared and this prompted a foreign woman sitting next to the poster to prepare to kindly offer her seat. Instead the poster got up and gave her hers. She said she could not be sure that the "lap sitter" was Thai or foreign as she wouldn't speak or maintain eye contact. All she did was say "Hellooo Helooo!" to a foreign boy on the train. Social media users followed the story in their tens of thousands with Sanook recording some of the suggestions of what to do in such a bizarre situation. One group suggested sitting back down on the woman - to see how she liked it. Another just said she should have pushed her off saying she was ticklish. While another person - picking up on the idea that the person may have been a foreigner - suggested saying: "Don't touch me - you e-dok" (whore). What would you do if a woman sat down on you on a train!? Source: Sanook -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2019-02-21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samui Bodoh Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 What do I do in that situation? Easy! Happens every other day. Heavy breathing and sensuous, repetitive throat moaning. Works every time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SammyT Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 I've found a tried and true method to get a bit of personal space on the trains is just to start rubbing one out through your clothing. Generally get the seats next to me to myself as well. #lifehacksbysammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedly Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 give her your seat like any well mannered gentleman would do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robblok Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 The person sitting on the other person is just crazy. Real bad taste to do something like that. In public transport you just have to be lucky to get a seat, first come first serve. And the answer to the question what would you do if a woman sat down on my on a train depends on how the woman looks her age and so on ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Happened to me but in reverse,I could only get 3 rd class train tickets from Bangkok to Chiang Mai,and the train was crowded barely standing space, after a day of trudging around Chatuchak market,I was knackered and most likely dehydrated,about half way to Chiang Mai,I felt like i was going to collapse,nothing for it, either the carriage floor or sitting on an old woman. She was OK about realising what had happened,it was 3/4 way to Chiang Mai before I could get a seat, 3rd Class, something I would not advise doing for a long journey regards Worgeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 if she looked even less than the average lapdog, one could tryz; - make like there are banana skins under you feet, and whip them out - quickly spread your knees apart - wrap your hands around her, as if you are dinking on motorbike any one of the above may have her quickly retreating to another kennel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RotBenz8888 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 มนุษย์ป้า (manut-bpaa) = persons who think they are at the center of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 2 hours ago, webfact said: What would you do if a woman sat down on you on a train!? pinch the bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Get an erection that would make her jump or maybe not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indepth Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 On the whole i wouldnt mind, maby talk about the first thing that comes up. It can have its ups and downs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bundooman Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 51 minutes ago, indepth said: On the whole i wouldnt mind, maby talk about the first thing that comes up. It can have its ups and downs. Depends on the hole...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulic Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Pinch a bum and grab a boob, flashback to Soi 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaiLai Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 hour ago, ChipButty said: Get an erection that would make her jump or maybe not Can you get an erection instantly? If so that's very impressive - good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, JaiLai said: Can you get an erection instantly? If so that's very impressive - good job. He's probably a lot younger than us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaiLai Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, BritManToo said: He's probably a lot younger than us. Speak for yourself...we all know you're a dirty old man. If a burd came and sat on my knee i'd not be able to get instand wood that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moti24 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 5 hours ago, webfact said: What would you do if a woman sat down on you on a train!? Once she got off my face (I'd allow her 30 minutes to do that), I'd offer her a seat on my lap; me being a gent an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 "Ticket, please." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Too much people on this planet..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Reminds me of when a ladyboy came and sat on my lap on the skytrain. My mind went into overdrive... "don't get an erection... don't get an erection..." But she did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanemax Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, lamyai3 said: Reminds me of when a ladyboy came and sat on my lap on the skytrain. My mind went into overdrive... "don't get an erection... don't get an erection..." But she did. Was his erection visible or did you feel it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, sanemax said: Was his erection visible or did you feel it ? The spandex expanded ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorayme Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 I probably would yell "get up" and if they didn't I'd give them 2 fists to their kidneys. I'm 80 years old and deserve some respect. I no long need to be a gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy cow cm Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 I would not tolerate it one bit. In a pissed off voice, First a: lady get off me in English. Second a: Lady get off me in Thai. 3rd a shove and get the F off me bi***. I Don like my space invaded by rude people. Do as you want to get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 8 hours ago, webfact said: Social media users followed the story in their tens of thousands Sheesh do any of these people actually have a real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mok199 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Depends on her Caboose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emptypockets Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 3 hours ago, lamyai3 said: Reminds me of when a ladyboy came and sat on my lap on the skytrain. My mind went into overdrive... "don't get an erection... don't get an erection..." But she did. And then you swapped places?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeray Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 “Lady, you are welcome to sit on my lap, just be aware that I have AIDS, tuberculosis and herpes”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 19 hours ago, webfact said: What would you do if a woman sat down on you on a train!? That entirely depends on what she looked like ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaiLai Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 “Lady, you are welcome to sit on my lap, just be aware that I have AIDS, tuberculosis and herpes”. Because all of these can be caught through fabric,right?Sent from my iPhone using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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