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Social media responds! What to do when a woman sits on you on a train!

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Social media responds! What to do when a woman sits on you on a train!

 

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Netizens responded in droves - with many wacky suggestions - after a woman went on Facebook with an unusual story after an experience on the MRT underground in Bangkok. 

 

Poster "angarosFrauweti" said that she was sitting down minding her own business on the way to Central Lat Prao. 

 

Near Chatujak station two middle aged women got on before one of the women promptly sat on the her lap. 

 

"She. Sat. On. My. Lap!!!" stressed the poster in disbelief. 

 

Meanwhile her fellow middle aged friend started clapping and whooping her joy at what had just transpired.

 

Everybody stared and this prompted a foreign woman sitting next to the poster to prepare to kindly offer her seat.

 

Instead the poster got up and gave her hers.

 

She said she could not be sure that the "lap sitter" was Thai or foreign as she wouldn't speak or maintain eye contact. 

 

All she did was say "Hellooo Helooo!" to a foreign boy on the train. 

 

Social media users followed the story in their tens of thousands with Sanook recording some of the suggestions of what to do in such a bizarre situation. 

 

One group suggested sitting back down on the woman - to see how she liked it. 

 

Another just said she should have pushed her off saying she was ticklish. 

 

While another person - picking up on the idea that the person may have been a foreigner - suggested saying:

 

"Don't touch me - you e-dok" (whore). 

 

What would you do if a woman sat down on you on a train!?

 

Source: Sanook

 

 

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Happened to me but in reverse,I could only get 3 rd class train

tickets from Bangkok to Chiang Mai,and the train was crowded

barely standing space, after a day of trudging around Chatuchak

market,I was knackered and most likely dehydrated,about half

way to Chiang Mai,I felt like i was going to collapse,nothing for 

it, either the carriage floor or sitting on an old woman.

 

She was OK about realising what had happened,it was 3/4 way

to Chiang Mai before I could get a seat, 3rd Class, something I

would not advise doing for a long journey

regards Worgeordie

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if she looked even less than the average lapdog, one could tryz;

 

 - make like there are banana skins under you feet, and whip them out

 

 - quickly spread your knees apart

 

- wrap your hands around her, as if you are dinking on motorbike

 

 

any one of the above may have her quickly retreating to another kennel

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มนุษย์ป้า (manut-bpaa)  = persons who think they are at the center of the universe. 

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Get an erection that would make her jump or maybe not

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On the whole i wouldnt mind, maby talk about the first thing that comes up. It can have its ups and downs.

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Pinch a bum and grab a boob, flashback to Soi 6. :thumbsup:

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8 minutes ago, JaiLai said:

Can you get an erection instantly?

 

If so that's very impressive - good job.

He's probably a lot younger than us.

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