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Uri Geller urges mass-telepathy against Brexit

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Uri Geller urges mass-telepathy against Brexit

 

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FILE PHOTO: Uri Geller poses for a photograph in Jaffa, next to Tel Aviv, Israel January 23, 2017. Picture taken January 23, 2017. REUTERS/Baz Ratner/File Photo

 

TEL AVIV (Reuters) - Spoon-bending psychic Uri Geller wants to bend British Prime Minister Theresa May's will against Brexit using mass-telepathy.

 

From his home in Israel, Geller - who is also a British citizen and a former resident of May's Maidenhead constituency - wrote an open letter to the prime minister urging her to block Britain's exit from the European Union.

 

Now he wants Britons to join him in twice-daily bursts of telepathy directed at the Conservative leader, in the hope of inspiring her to call a second Brexit referendum.

 

"Maybe I'm a bit too late but at least I'm trying my best to use my paranormal abilities, because I'm very concerned that Theresa May will step out of EU," Geller told Reuters.

 

"That would be tragic. It would be catastrophic, especially for young people. There'll be economic chaos. I'm calling it a catastrophe and I feel it ... call it extra-sensory perception."

 

Geller came to prominence in Britain with a series of appearances on prime time television when he pulled off stunts such as bending spoons, claiming the only force he used was the power of the mind.

 

(Writing by Dan Williams; Editing by Kirsten Donovan)

 

 

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Just now, watcharacters said:

Uri Geller?     Ancient history?

Relevance Deprivation Syndrome

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25 minutes ago, Laughing Gravy said:

Another 'luvvy' telling the people they didn't know what they were doing. I know what he can do with his bendy spoons and it would require a surgical procedure.

 

Really does anyone give a hoots about this has been. He has his two minutes of fame. It is getting desperate when the elite have to rioll out this guy to make people change their minds.

 

What next nookie the beer or Orville. I am surprised there hasn't been a Sooty and Sweep Brexit Sketch. Please!

Even ignoring which side of the fence anyone's on politically with Brexit, you can't but laugh at this.

Perhaps Uri Geller's going to use his telepathic telepathy to 'bend' Brexit into a U-turn and become 'Remain'.

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35 minutes ago, Laughing Gravy said:

Another 'luvvy' telling the people they didn't know what they were doing. I know what he can do with his bendy spoons and it would require a surgical procedure.

 

Really does anyone give a hoots about this has been. He has his two minutes of fame. It is getting desperate when the elite have to rioll out this guy to make people change their minds.

 

What next nookie the beer or Orville. I am surprised there hasn't been a Sooty and Sweep Brexit Sketch. Please!

 Ha ha! This is getting out of hand now!

Punch & Judy Brexit: Mrs May's run off with the sausages! Call the police Mr Punch!

 

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