BananaBandit Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 My Isan GF wants me to marry her and have a baby. I ain't much the romantic type, but I will admit she's probably my favorite gal I've met anywhere. The thing is: my DNA no good... Most of the people genetically closest to me (along with myself) have contended with serious medical conditions (I prefer not to specify). Because I didn't want to risk consigning another person to a similar fate, I never had kids and also got a vasectomy five years ago – at an age which many would consider young for such a procedure. GF wants a half-farang baby. So I can't just tell her to go seduce a tuk-tuk driver or something. I know I'll have to disclose the deal about myself pretty soon... But, if she still wants me as her life companion, what are our options ? Are there Thai clinics where one can get a "batch" of semi-desirable farlang DNA ? If so, how much does that cost ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRich Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 For 500 baht, the denizens of Thai Visa will be queuing up to send you sperm samples ... good luck finding a "desirable" specimen! Expect requests for photographs of said girlfriend, those that are extra keen will volunteer to dispense with the medical insemination middle man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Grumpy Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, AlexRich said: For 500 baht, the denizens of Thai Visa Hey, I'll do it for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 43 minutes ago, BananaBandit said: GF wants a half-farang baby. send her to me, I will send her back to you pregnant. i am super handsome and intelligent so good DNA. The only thing is she is really going to miss me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kekalot Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I got a vasectomy too and had two or three gals that wanted me to get them pregnant.. both of them actually offered to pay for vasectomy reversal etc just to get them pregnant but i told them i went through some risks the first time (some people get permanent pain down there or worse) and that I wasn't going to risk it two more times. I also told both of them that they could have a kid with practically any farang they wanted and it wouldn't make much difference but that wasn't going anywhere.. they like me because I am tall and fit.. even if i told them they could just walk to any handsome farang they wanted and get sex (just like most girls could) they were having none of that too. I love kids but I lost my son years ago when ex decided to cheat so I said, no more of that.. if i want to take care of kids i'll just date a single mom. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenbone Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 i would tell her straight up i cant have, and judging by the posts here, nearly every every man in thailand is likely to carry HPV/syphilis/genital warts/hepatitis/HIV/and a dozen other incurable STD's, and the woman are even worse, so i wouldnt look for sperm here. buy a cat for her, or better yet a monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puchaiyank Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Post an add on craigslist...specify your ideal candidate's profile...choose 3 to interview...let her select 1...keep the other 2 for yourself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emdog Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 "I know I'll have to disclose the deal about myself pretty soon... But, if she still wants me as her life companion..." Uh, well duh. Seems like this ought to be covered early on in relationship. Do you want kids? or is this just to keep her happy? Do you want her? "... she's probably my favorite gal I've met anywhere". In my book, that wouldn't be enough, rather lukewarm at best. I'd suggest a sit down serious talk with yourself about just what you want in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmen Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 No way dont do it. I had my son when I was 20 and we are best mates. Apart for the ridiculously looking 60 year olds pushing a pram there is the fact that they will need to deal with a teenager and thats assuming they live that long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 you must noah bloke that'l have it in for you. troll bars looking for farang that are up for threesomes....the possibilities are endless really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin case Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 11:30 PM, kekalot said: I got a vasectomy too and had two or three gals that wanted me to get them pregnant.. both of them actually offered to pay for vasectomy reversal etc just to get them pregnant but i told them i went through some risks the first time (some people get permanent pain down there or worse) and that I wasn't going to risk it two more times. I also told both of them that they could have a kid with practically any farang they wanted and it wouldn't make much difference but that wasn't going anywhere.. they like me because I am tall and fit.. even if i told them they could just walk to any handsome farang they wanted and get sex (just like most girls could) they were having none of that too. I love kids but I lost my son years ago when ex decided to cheat so I said, no more of that.. if i want to take care of kids i'll just date a single mom. haha in Thailand, getting pregnant = insurance to get money out of you for life 2nd baby maybe, the golden child, she can truly love seen it around my snake family mia noi of father-in-law did it one of her daughters it runs in the dna .... 1st <deleted> = insurance 2nd maybe love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leither69 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Say no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, madmen said: No way dont do it. I had my son when I was 20 and we are best mates. I had my son when I was 32, 43, 45, 56. I spend hours on the xbox 360 playing gears of war 3 Horde co-op with the 7-year-old. Never pushed any prams, I ain't that soft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 11:13 PM, NCC1701A said: send her to me, I will send her back to you pregnant. i am super handsome and intelligent so good DNA. The only thing is she is really going to miss me. No wonder you have had back troubles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavideol Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 11:05 PM, Happy Grumpy said: Hey, I'll do it for free. that makes 2 of us but would welcome a full body photo 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
from the home of CC Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 11:13 PM, NCC1701A said: send her to me, I will send her back to you pregnant. i am super handsome and intelligent so good DNA. The only thing is she is really going to miss me. feeling better? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaanjohnno Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Perhaps the GF's boyfriend can help out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike787 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 11:05 PM, Happy Grumpy said: Hey, I'll do it for free. ME2!!! After you finish, I'm next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookiescot Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 I have already filled an envelope for you. Where should I send it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike787 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 3/26/2019 at 12:11 AM, brokenbone said: i would tell her straight up i cant have, and judging by the posts here, nearly every every man in thailand is likely to carry HPV/syphilis/genital warts/hepatitis/HIV/and a dozen other incurable STD's, and the woman are even worse, so i wouldnt look for sperm here. buy a cat for her, or better yet a monkey I don't recommend the monkey...try it and you'll regret it unless you already know you love those creatures... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dania2019 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Are you the man in house or what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 10:47 PM, AlexRich said: For 500 baht, the denizens of Thai Visa will be queuing up to send you sperm samples ... good luck finding a "desirable" specimen! Expect requests for photographs of said girlfriend, those that are extra keen will volunteer to dispense with the medical insemination middle man. The OP is asking a serious question, can't you show some respect instead of stupid answers like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaeng Mak Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 I don't get it. How is there any other feasible solution other than just telling her you can't have kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 10:47 PM, AlexRich said: For 500 baht, the denizens of Thai Visa will be queuing up to send you sperm samples ... good luck finding a "desirable" specimen! 500 baht from every TV member. Wow! That's a lot of dosh ! When I think of the money that ran through my fingers over the years .................. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myshem Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 I could call you lucky but actually you have been so smart to have a vasectomy ! Say thank you to god that you will never have kids that you do not want anyway ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmen Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Making babies takes zero talent , planning for the future as an old man with a child does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomahawk21 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Dania2019 said: Are you the man in house or what nop dont sound like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike787 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, madmen said: Making babies takes zero talent , planning for the future as an old man with a child does. Easy to sire children, but foster children that takes talent many lack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emptypockets Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 hours ago, BritManToo said: I had my son when I was 32, 43, 45, 56. I spend hours on the xbox 360 playing gears of war 3 Horde co-op with the 7-year-old. Never pushed any prams, I ain't that soft. You had the same son four different times. Sounds like something out of Monty Python. The Pirhana twins Doug and Dinsdale come to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Khaeng Mak said: I don't get it. How is there any other feasible solution other than just telling her you can't have kids. I'd just lie, after all she would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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