Oziex1 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 10 hours ago, Virt said: Sometimes i think It's april 1st in Thailand everyday. Yep, just a normal and believable story here in the land of the incredulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffrobbo Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 April 1st would have ben a better date to hold the election Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chama Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 14 hours ago, brommers said: Oh shut up you idiotic control freaks. And get on with dealing with the ruined health of the millions who are being poisoned by the catastrophic air pollution in the north. Trying to impose petty mind control measures like banning logos is simply a metaphor for the overbearing attitude of a ministry that is bereft of real and practical measures to protect the health of the people. Being inept they have decided to do something petty in order to say they have done something....anything....but they can't seem to do anything important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeycu Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 13 hours ago, ChipButty said: This is getting silly now, I drive around in my car advertising Honda do I need a work permit? Not if you drive a Toyota ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeptic7 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Land Of Stupid never fails to live up to it's name! Of course I fall for the April Fools nonsense every year, but standing by my statement. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raccos21 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 That because that the country is rich with natural resources and they don't really give a damn about the tourism industry but here the main economy contributions are tourism. If there is no one comes here they gonna a problem. And if penalty for immigration offense is canning that was really too much.What if that country doesn't have any natural resources what would happened, probably will be like Malaysia or Indonesia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodieAfterDark Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waders123 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 The authority drunk power brokers continue to tighten the screws on the keg of powder; me thinks the explosion will be mighty. Other countries are looking better and better to the average tourist. Will the last tourist please turn off the lights before leaving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiver Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 21 hours ago, brommers said: Oh shut up you idiotic control freaks. And get on with dealing with the ruined health of the millions who are being poisoned by the catastrophic air pollution in the north. Trying to impose petty mind control measures like banning logos is simply a metaphor for the overbearing attitude of a ministry that is bereft of real and practical measures to protect the health of the people. I can't help but think '1984' over and over. How can a government lose so much more money than it earned, when finances come from those it espouses to protect? (yeah I suspect I know the answer, but would like to hear their version). Not trying to be a firestarter or anything, but if you take gov't out of the picture, I'd guess that finances would improve, and people on the street wouldn't really notice much change. [Edit]: Well, maybe they'd be happier, and would just suggest wearing helmets and drink responsibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damrongsak Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 T-shirts, I love them. My son wore one of these shirts when he interviewed for entrance to a private school - second grade. My Thai wife didn't get it. I was shocked. Maybe the conservative people at the school didn't get it either. 555. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 12 hours ago, ChipButty said: Brunei already prescribes caning as a penalty for crimes including immigration offenses, for which convicts can be flogged with a rattan cane. Let alone the new penalties of amputation for theft (even by a child) and being stoned to death for adultery. Even King Herod would have been shocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunderhill Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, lamyai3 said: Let alone the new penalties of amputation for theft (even by a child) and being stoned to death for adultery. Even King Herod would have been shocked. Makes you proud to be human???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damrongsak Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 This kid has a good perspective on penalties ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtom Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 That was a good one! First time i fell for a 1st april joke on TVF, partly because I had a stressfull expirience at a border crossing.Still not sure if it's real [emoji854]Sent from my crappy device using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiWai Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:13 AM, YetAnother said: ...good thing the Muslims aren't in charge They are in Phuket Immigration. I get a kick out of all the women that get thrown out for not wearing long skirts and covering their (reader discretion is advised before continuing) BARE SHOULDERS. Oh the horror! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjbrownderby Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I am absolutely amazed at the number of people who have commented thinking this is a real post. All I can say is that there are a lot of gullible people around and I wish I were selling snake-oil right now..........with a work permit of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josephbloggs Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 9 hours ago, GoodieAfterDark said: A Go Fund Me campaign - Thai Visa's favourite thing! Are we going to get the usual vitriol for this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donim Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 10:38 AM, toofarnorth said: I prefer Bud. to any beer made here and I am a Brit. Oh gawd what have I said .... The Brew Police are closing in , I can here the bell on the front going chang chang chang. and see the Lao jumping out of your Backside windows fully not aware of the many Leo lying on in the backyard and crawling Black Adders they have deeply degretting not jumping in the Amstel river whilst the Pale Alpha Raven has flown over the Pale Riders on Three Horses driving over the Saison Rue which has saved them from the Bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 8:08 AM, sjbrownderby said: I am absolutely amazed at the number of people who have commented thinking this is a real post. All I can say is that there are a lot of gullible people around and I wish I were selling snake-oil right now..........with a work permit of course. How much is it....???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolgeoff Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Really what next,the whole world advertise on clothes.i have a buriram shirt has chang as a sponsor do I stop wearing because of the logo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josephbloggs Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 13 hours ago, bristolgeoff said: Really what next,the whole world advertise on clothes.i have a buriram shirt has chang as a sponsor do I stop wearing because of the logo You are three days late to the April Fool's thread. Calm down, move along, and take a deep breath.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetStickyRice Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Does that mean we will no longer be poured beer by the young and sexy ladies dressed in Singha, Tiger and Heineken miniskirts? Sad day for Thailand. Instead of adopting laws and regulations on the sale of alcohol like other countries have, like UK for example, train staff and managers, make them do courses, they come up with something this stupid. Oh, yes, I forgot, Thailand have their own "experts" and don't need "Western influence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocddave Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 7:32 AM, ThaiWai said: They are in Phuket Immigration. I get a kick out of all the women that get thrown out for not wearing long skirts and covering their (reader discretion is advised before continuing) BARE SHOULDERS. Oh the horror! So no wet t-shirt night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketDog Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 5:33 AM, ezzra said: This is Thailand's own version of la-la land where some policy makers dream up more and more utter bonkers and ridiculous ideas how to make life even harder for people... They are training for jobs in American government. Gotta love bureaucracy. It's a flavor of the month thing I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketDog Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 7:32 AM, ThaiWai said: They are in Phuket Immigration. I get a kick out of all the women that get thrown out for not wearing long skirts and covering their (reader discretion is advised before continuing) BARE SHOULDERS. Oh the horror! Same for department of land transport office north of Chaam. Shorts are forbidden too. There is even a sign to that effect my disgruntled that GF pointed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boonrawdcnx Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Once they have blurred out everything that is not allowed to be shown on tv plus all the stupid adds on the screen there will soon be nothing to watch anymore! - Idiots! Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 21 hours ago, boonrawdcnx said: Once they have blurred out everything that is not allowed to be shown on tv plus all the stupid adds on the screen there will soon be nothing to watch anymore! - Idiots! This was posted on April 1, now how much is 2+2 ? Chill out, it was an Aprils Fools joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavideol Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 maybe a late idea and maybe already brought up, let's imagine one buys a piece of clothing, while traveling outside Thailand, and depicting some foreigner advertising for some foreigner alcoholic beverages, arriving at the airport wearing it on what will or could happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya46 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mavideol said: // arriving at the airport wearing it on what will or could happen Absolutely NOTHING Please read again the OP, and the message just above yours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavideol Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Just now, Pattaya46 said: Absolutely NOTHING Please read again the OP, and the message just above yours... thanks for the update, have been out and about and didn't read all the posts, good to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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