webfact Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Malaysian octogenarian tourist dies at the hands of Thai massage lady Picture: Thai Rath Police were called to a hotel in Sadao just across the border from Malaysia after reports that a tourist had died during a massage. Pol Lt Thanatsak of the Sadao police found an 80 year old Malaysian man dead. He was face up in bed and clothed in a t-shirt and brown shorts. Staff at the hotel said that he had checked in and ordered a massage in his room. As soon as the masseuse got to work he went into shock and subsequently died. Police found no suspicious circumstances and put the death down to old age and pre-existing medical issues. However, an autopsy was ordered at Padang Besar Hospital to determine the exact cause of death. Relatives have been informed. Source: Thai Rath -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2019-05-23 Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking Thailand news and visa info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffbezoz Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Not a happy ending for him, or was it ? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfokevin Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 In related news the Ministry of Massage is mooting legislation that will require all Non O-A visa holders to prepay for massages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Massage Therapist: Is the pressure okay? Client: How will I know if it's not "okay"? Massage Therapist: If you see dead relatives beckoning you toward a bright light, that would be one clue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toenail Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Gee, I learned a new word today, “octogenarian”— Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiouma Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 "Gee, I learned a new word today, “octogenarian”—" So did I, never heard it before, so looked it up. It's a person between the age of 80 and 89. You learn every day ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane Dough Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 5 hours ago, toenail said: Gee, I learned a new word today, “octogenarian”— With a Scrabble champion writing the headlines...is it any wonder....;) Rooster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csmith Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 … and a 90 year old is called a ..…? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PingRoundTheWorld Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, csmith said: … and a 90 year old is called a ..…? Nonagenarian. Thank Google, not me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 6 hours ago, geoffbezoz said: Not a happy ending for him, or was it ? ???? He was in Sadao???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracker1 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 "Police found no suspicious circumstances" I find it a little suspicious as the man was Fully Clothed when he died during a massage ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar God Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Sounds more like he was a sextuagenarian, getting a massage in his hotel room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulesMad Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 My heart goes out to the masseuse; she might loose some business as she massaged a guy to death.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sikishrory Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Just a month ago or something a man in pattaya died from a massage as well. My wife does it and trained for 3 years in Thai medicine at university but I get the feeling most just learn on the job. Some of the Thai massage techniques play with arteries around the heart, stopping and starting blood flow. The dangers are way underestimated. Worse if you have been drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko123 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Toxicology report. STAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megascott Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 I came to read the comments...The first one is exactly the one i would have posted. You can't make this stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffrobbo Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 7 hours ago, geoffbezoz said: Not a happy ending for him, or was it ? ???? maybe he came and went at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
car720 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 hour ago, csmith said: … and a 90 year old is called a ..…? nova something or other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beddhist Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Sorry, English is my 2nd language, but doesn't Quote dies at the hands of imply he was killed? Sure, he was "in her hands" at the time, but...? Maybe I can learn something here. I can't help the feeling that the headline was made deliberately sensational. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, kiouma said: "Gee, I learned a new word today, “octogenarian”—" So did I, never heard it before, so looked it up. It's a person between the age of 80 and 89. You learn every day ! nonagenarian, here you go for scrabble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, car720 said: nova something or other. 1 hour ago, csmith said: and a 90 year old is called a ..…? nova something or other. nonagenarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunsetT Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, kiouma said: "Gee, I learned a new word today, “octogenarian”—" So did I, never heard it before, so looked it up. It's a person between the age of 80 and 89. You learn every day ! What did u think it was? A man with eight legs? ????. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krataiboy Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, kiouma said: "Gee, I learned a new word today, “octogenarian”—" So did I, never heard it before, so looked it up. It's a person between the age of 80 and 89. You learn every day ! So did I. But being over eighty, I will have forgotten it by tomorrow. ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyFingers Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 hour ago, sikishrory said: Just a month ago or something a man in pattaya died from a massage as well. My wife does it and trained for 3 years in Thai medicine at university but I get the feeling most just learn on the job. Some of the Thai massage techniques play with arteries around the heart, stopping and starting blood flow. The dangers are way underestimated. Worse if you have been drinking. It is not the blood flow around the heart that is the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Not a bad way to die. Sort of the ultimate Happy Ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeycu Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 3 hours ago, csmith said: … and a 90 year old is called a ..…? Very old fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krataiboy Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Just now, monkeycu said: Very old fart Coffin candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairieboy Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 11 hours ago, webfact said: masseuse got to work he went into shock and subsequently died. An allergic reaction to the Viagra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHangingJudge Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 The problem they have now is that they cannot get the coffin lid closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pique Dard Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 there are worse ways to pass away. rip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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