rooster59 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Medical Council warns Thai men against DIY penis enlargements Image: Daily News Thai men have been told in no uncertain terms to stop trying to enlarge their penises. The Thai Medical Council on Facebook put out a stark warning: Stop injecting yourself or else terrible things will happen. And they have also been told to get to the doctor with erection problems and not suffer in silence. The Thaimedcouncil page said that Thai men are either "Jai raay" or "Jai dam" when it comes to their willies or penises. Both Thai words mean they are cruel and heartless to their todgers. First the "Jai Raay" men. These are one of thousands of Thai men each year who inject their penises with strange substances in an effort to improve size. Most are in the 20-30 age group, they said. They suffer skin eruptions, crinkling, and bending of their members. Or worse... Sometimes they need amputation. Treatment was described as surgery that is both horrible and painful and in two stages. Stage one involved skinning their pride and joy like a sausage, then burying it inside the testicles for six months leaving only a one inch bit protruding. Stage 2 involved skin grafts with no guarantee that Little Johnny would be as useful as before. (The warning was jaunty and light-hearted but direct utilizing a wide range of synonyms for Thai members) In a parting shot about "Jai Raay" men the medical council said that size was not important. They said that too many Thai men believe if they were bigger downstairs they could give more pleasure to their partners. This is nonsense, they said. The Asian average penis size is 3 - 5 inches - that is more than enough. So you'd believe it!, was the message from the doctors. "Jai Dam" Thai men were the 97% who have some form of erectile dysfunction but do nothing about it except stress and suffer. The council said that because of embarrassment and shame only 3% seek medical help for problems with their willies. They encouraged more men to "look after number one" and seek medical help. It's out there and effective for most people, they said. Daily News reported on the page with a picture of a depressed looking man peering down next to a picture of a half rotten banana. Their headline said: "Thai men warned about being cruel and heartless to their 'younger brothers' leaving them rotten and dejected". Source: Thai Medical Council on Facebook and Daily News -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2019-06-08 Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking Thailand news and visa info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanleycoin Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Be happy with what you have, Somchai small member. The Lord Buddha gave you what you deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonjelly Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Well, I’m cruel but mister winky loves a good beating. sorry, I’ll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman24 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 something us farangs have known for a long time, thai man small brain, small **** sorry,, thai lady she like farang, better, for a start they dont beat the shit out of them, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardColeman Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Gotta feel sorry for Thai women - their men supposedly have small love sausages and they have banned the sale dildos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonclark Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 44 minutes ago, rooster59 said: Their headline said: "Thai men warned about being cruel and heartless to their 'younger brothers' leaving them rotten and dejected". I do love the Thai sense of humor sometimes - great headline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vacuum Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, RichardColeman said: Gotta feel sorry for Thai women - their men supposedly have small love sausages and they have banned the sale dildos. Plenty of cucumbers at the local markets.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterwhisper Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 That banana in the OP pic looks like it's been severely infected with syphilis. It needs some medical attention quickly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 19 minutes ago, Vacuum said: Plenty of cucumbers at the local markets.... Plenty of Thai men jealous when their wives bring home the 2 fruit and vege Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Porn is to blame. Guys see males with dicks the size of large carrots, and think they need to follow suit. People, it's not how big it is, but how it is used. It's also not the only tool at your disposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Sounds like Thai women get ripped off in both the election and erection departments. In both, Its difficult to get their desired member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane Dough Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Reigntax said: Sounds like Thai women get ripped off in both the election and erection departments. In both, Its difficult to get their desired member. Ha! Appreciated that. Rooster (Member for Ratchayothin, retired) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyTheMook Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, CharlieH said: "The Asian average penis size is 3 - 5 inches" No wonder they all seem so bad tempered and dislike farangs....5555.....now I get it, massive inferiority complex ???? Thai man " why you go with farang ?" Thai Lady " he's got money AND have you seen the size of his D ***" 5555555 Savage ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAArdvark Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 This explains why I can't find the XXXL size condoms in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 That's no EU banana girls but could be after Brexit ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnx Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Let them do it. There will be less of them able to breed and spread their stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaanbiker Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 They suffer skin eruptions, crinkling, and bending of their members. Or worse... Sometimes they need amputation. Hallelujah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Misterwhisper said: That banana in the OP pic looks like it's been severely infected with syphilis. It needs some medical attention quickly! The rot has certainly set in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seajae Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 they probably banned the sale of dildos so thai men could save face, more than likely be a roaring trade for dildos if they were legal. No wonder thai males have an inferiority complex, hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, mercman24 said: something us farangs have known for a long time, thai man small brain, small **** sorry,, thai lady she like farang, better, for a start they dont beat the shit out of them, lol What rubbish, plenty of Thai women have been battered by farang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 my first "date" in Thailand: "You big!" "Really? I mean, yes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, NCC1701A said: my first "date" in Thailand: "You big!" "Really? I mean, yes." You been dreaming again????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yinn Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 hours ago, CharlieH said: No wonder they all seem so bad tempered and dislike farangs....5555.....now I get it, massive inferiority complex ???? I don’t think Thai man really care about you or your penis. Maybe if they gay. Do you have the massive inferiority complex about the African men? 2 hours ago, CharlieH said: Thai man " why you go with farang ?" Thai Lady " he's got money AND have you seen the size of his D ***" Most Thai lady don’t like farang man. But the bargirl will go with you for money. They will also go with Asian man, or black man. Sorry, you are not special like you think that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yinn Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 51 minutes ago, dcnx said: Let them do it. There will be less of them able to breed and spread their stupidity. Can you explain a bit more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, colinneil said: 19 minutes ago, NCC1701A said: my first "date" in Thailand: "You big!" "Really? I mean, yes." You been dreaming again????????? Or it could have been a nightmare, depend on just who said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Yinn said: Can you explain a bit more? There was a young man named Kent Whose willie got badly bent To save any trouble he put it in double And instead of coming he went. Does that help???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 3 hours ago, rooster59 said: Stage one involved skinning their pride and joy like a sausage, then burying it inside the testicles for six months leaving only a one inch bit protruding. Stage 2 involved skin grafts with no guarantee that Little Johnny would be as useful as before. Eh .! This sounds more like grade A masochism than whanger enrichment .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 3 hours ago, rooster59 said: Medical Council warns Thai men against DIY penis enlargements I was always told the way I did it temporarily every time would make me go blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 3 hours ago, rooster59 said: Thai men have been told in no uncertain terms to stop trying to enlarge their penises I thought it was going to be "it makes you blind" thing again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbastheycome Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, Yinn said: I don’t think Thai man really care about you or your penis. Maybe if they gay. Do you have the massive inferiority complex about the African men? Most Thai lady don’t like farang man. But the bargirl will go with you for money. They will also go with Asian man, or black man. Sorry, you are not special like you think that. YES ! Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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