ravip Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples. Interviewer: What is Recession? Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!! ---------------------------- Accountancy fact: What is the difference between Liability & Asset? A drunk friend is liability. But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. ---------------------------- An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives. A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service. If u have 1 wife, She fights with u! If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!! ---------------------------- When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened! ---------------------------- Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don't know why.. alphabets get reversed. ---------------------------- Secret formula for married couples... "Love One Another" And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.! ---------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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