heybuz Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Woke up Sunday morning Decided to take a stroll Down to my favourite place The bangkapi mall As I strolled along the klong a man approached me. He said son you're on overstay please don't try to flee. I cast my eyes left and right there was no where to go. So I quickly dodged around him and headed for the mall. I lost him in the carpark and sighed with some relief. Then a hand on my shoulder it was the police chief. He said son you resemble a stranger that robbed shop number one. He put me in handcuffs and took me to a room. It was then that it occurred to me I had just landed at suwarnaphum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherwood Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Needs a little work mate but you could be on a winner there. Got a tune to go with it? Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 A guilty conscious can do that, have you woke up yet with a wake-up sleep jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Kwasaki said: A guilty conscious can do that, have you woke up yet with a wake-up sleep jerk. I've got a feeling he could be guilty but unconscious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puchaiyank Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Don't quit your day job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heybuz Posted August 18, 2019 Author Share Posted August 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Puchaiyank said: Don't quit your day job! Unlike you I have one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 50 minutes ago, heybuz said: Unlike you I have one Some of us don't have to work, sucks to be you then doesnt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heybuz Posted August 18, 2019 Author Share Posted August 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Nyezhov said: Some of us don't have to work, sucks to be you then doesnt it Lighten up a bit of attempted humour but I suppose the there's always sad people . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traubert Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Not a master of the iambic pentameter then. For a first attempt it has promise though. Started as a blues 4/4, nice place to start. I woke up this morning, da da da-da da Woke up yesterday too, da da da-da da If I wake up tomorrow, da da da-da da That'll be three days in a row. I got those...hummm I got those..hummm Can't lose those...hummm Insomniac blues... Try and get somebody dying in there, always a crowd pleaser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardColeman Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 11 hours ago, sherwood said: Needs a little work mate but you could be on a winner there. Got a tune to go with it? Cheers Needs a Lou Reed esque catchy chorus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRich Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, RichardColeman said: Needs a Lou Reed esque catchy chorus He’s probably just recovering from a “walk on the wild side”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heybuz Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 5 hours ago, AlexRich said: He’s probably just recovering from a “walk on the wild side”? No just had a boring morning, thought I'd give it a crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heybuz Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 17 hours ago, sherwood said: Needs a little work mate but you could be on a winner there. Got a tune to go with it? Cheers I have one being looked at by a Thai producer?,this was a bit of fun I. was thinking of the Irish labourer and the brick hoist at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikisteel Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 The Thailand life yeah yeah let's live the Thailand life loads of beer and a fit young wife to steer, the kind of totty you would normally never get near. yeah yeah that's the Thailand life. The balconies are small but farang are normally tallllll, be careful on the escalators at your local shopping malllllll. Happy to add anyone's suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikisteel Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Once it was 55 and life was great. Out every day of the week with a different date. Loadsa wiseones on the stool, white knights walking tall But but.... how the farang have come down with a bang, scraping baht together for a couple of Chang not even tipping 25 satang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heybuz Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 45 minutes ago, Mikisteel said: The Thailand life yeah yeah let's live the Thailand life loads of beer and a fit young wife to steer, the kind of totty you would normally never get near. yeah yeah that's the Thailand life. The balconies are small but farang are normally tallllll, be careful on the escalators at your local shopping malllllll. Happy to add anyone's suggestions. Went out onto the balcony with my cup of chai then someone pushed me on my back didn't know that I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grifbel Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 19 hours ago, heybuz said: Woke up Sunday morning Decided to take a stroll Down to my favourite place Hey rubber duckie.....would fit nicely in with the music/lyrics from Convoy ..... Convoy C. W. McCall Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of JuneIn a Kenworth pullin' logsCab-over Pete with a reefer onAnd a Jimmy haulin' hogsWe is headin' for bear on I-one-oh'Bout a mile outta Shaky TownI says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck."And I'm about to put the hammer down." 'Cause we got a little convoyRockin' through the night.Yeah, we got a little convoy,Ain't she a beautiful sight?Come on and join our convoyAin't nothin' gonna get in our way.We gonna roll this truckin' convoy'Cross the U-S-A.Convoy! By the time we got into Tulsa Town,We had eighty-five trucks in all.But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf,And them bears was wall-to-wall.Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;They even had a bear in the air!I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck."We about to go a-huntin' bear." 'Cause we got a little convoyRockin' through the night.Yeah, we got a little convoy,Ain't she a beautiful sight?Come on and join our convoyAin't nothin' gonna get in our way.We gonna roll this truckin' convoy'Cross the U-S-A.Convoy! Well, we rolled up Interstate 44Like a rocket sled on rails.We tore up all of our swindle sheets,And left 'em settin' on the scales.By the time we hit that Chi-town,Them bears was a-gettin' smart:They'd brought up some reinforcementsFrom the Illinois National Guard.There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps,And rigs of ev'ry size.Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bearsAnd choppers filled the skies.Well, we shot the line and we went for brokeWith a thousand screamin' trucksAn' eleven long-haired Friends a' JesusIn a chartreuse micra-bus. Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shoreAnd prepared to cross the lineI could see the bridge was lined with bearsBut I didn't have a dog-goned dime.I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck."We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eightI says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4." 'Cause we got a little convoyRockin' through the night.Yeah, we got a little convoy,Ain't she a beautiful sight?Come on and join our convoyAin't nothin' gonna get in our way.We gonna roll this truckin' convoy'Cross the U-S-A.Convoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikisteel Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 23 hours ago, heybuz said: Went out onto the balcony with my cup of chai then someone pushed me on my back didn't know that I could fly. Yeah yeah yeah the Thailand life where your best mate ends up being your ex's next date, like there ain't enough to penetrate what's that I sound like I denigrate sorry just telling like it is mate, no need to hide behind those rose tinted specs or have conversations solely through line texts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heybuz Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mikisteel said: Yeah yeah yeah the Thailand life where your best mate ends up being your ex's next date, like there ain't enough to penetrate what's that I sound like I denigrate sorry just telling like it is mate, no need to hide behind those rose tinted specs or have conversations solely through line texts!! Mine's all in jest dont know what you're on about, but every body can say what they like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikisteel Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 18 hours ago, heybuz said: Mine's all in jest dont know what you're on about, but every body can say what they like. Yeah yeah the Thailand life where insecurities hide behind online fallacies, bragging about there paid for dallances living out there life long fantasies, yeah yeah the Thailand life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageBloke Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Your Lament reminds me of a verse from The Cruel Sea. Then the officer said Better get a lawyer, sonYou better get a real good one Get yourself a suit and tieAnd get your hair cut way up highGet yourself a lawyer, sonYou're gonna need a real good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heybuz Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mikisteel said: Yeah yeah the Thailand life where insecurities hide behind online fallacies, bragging about there paid for dallances living out there life long fantasies, yeah yeah the Thailand life Mate sorry if you have some axe to grind but I don't live in Thailand anymore I'm just a visitor now, stay with Thai friends for a couple of months then home for same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamJar Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 38 minutes ago, heybuz said: Mine's all in jest dont know what you're on about, but every body can say what they like. I think his is too... it's just not written in separate lines as was yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamJar Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 19 minutes ago, heybuz said: Mate sorry if you have some axe to grind but I don't live in Thailand anymore I'm just a visitor now, stay with Thai friends for a couple of months then home for same. Here again, you appear to have missed the point. Seems like it's written in a 'toasting' style. A style later ripped off by the likes of 'Eminem'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heybuz Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, JamJar said: I think his is too... it's just not written in separate lines as was yours. Ok I apologise profusely.sometimes it's hard to tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farangwithaplan Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 14 hours ago, Traubert said: Not a master of the iambic pentameter then. For a first attempt it has promise though. Started as a blues 4/4, nice place to start. I woke up this morning, da da da-da da Woke up yesterday too, da da da-da da If I wake up tomorrow, da da da-da da That'll be three days in a row. I got those...hummm I got those..hummm Can't lose those...hummm Insomniac blues... Try and get somebody dying in there, always a crowd pleaser. and always remember to reference 'nintey-nine and one half days' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGW Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 17 hours ago, heybuz said: Unlike you I have one Somewhat surprising. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heybuz Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 46 minutes ago, CGW said: Somewhat surprising. ???? No no job just being half smart, caught me at the wrong time.i don't follow my own advice " put brain into gear before mouth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 As a fellow poet, it needs some work, but with a little perseverance and a large dose of creativity, you might just be able to give up your day job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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