NCC1701A Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Sorry but it is time for another motorcycle trip through Bangkok from Hua Hin to Pattaya. It has been three years since I did it. I think I know what bridges I can cross, I just need to know what roads are open for motorcycles. I really don't want to get sucked into the expressway entrance like last year. A Google maps route would be great. can i use highway 7? thanks P.S. I really need to get out of Hua Hin. It is so boring here. Please dear god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damrongsak Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 What will they do without you in Hua Hin? Turn the lights off until you get back? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted August 18, 2019 Author Share Posted August 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Damrongsak said: What will they do without you in Hua Hin? Turn the lights off until you get back? ???? everyone gets really pissed off if i spend money in Pattaya. i have to make up stories like i am going to the hospital in Bangkok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elad Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 2 hours ago, NCC1701A said: everyone gets really pissed off if i spend money in Pattaya. I bet all the bargirls are getting really excited though. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youlike Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 But but Hua Hin is soo much fun that loads of Brits bought homes there. It has the fishmarket, and the beach....and and.....??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 NCC1701A why do you need to get out of Hua Hin? Maybe because you have lost your sex god image Or as you are getting older, you are struggling to rise to the occasion.???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 I used Bangna Trad about a year ago. I hated it. Lots of big trucks. It feels like a death trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 On a mocy? Assuming the hwy from Hua Hin to Rama II is acceptable. https://www.google.com/maps/dir/13.6848915,100.4875445/13.6831928,100.5859686/@13.6732046,100.513822,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!4m1!3e0 Get on the ferry https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Wat+Bang+Na+Nok/13.5107817,100.9848214/@13.466717,100.8942399,10.5z/data=!4m10!4m9!1m5!1m1!1s0x30e2a0253d959267:0x178bb4072099c867!2m2!1d100.5876022!2d13.6758619!1m0!3e0!5i1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 2 hours ago, VocalNeal said: On a mocy? Assuming the hwy from Hua Hin to Rama II is acceptable. https://www.google.com/maps/dir/13.6848915,100.4875445/13.6831928,100.5859686/@13.6732046,100.513822,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!4m1!3e0 Get on the ferry https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Wat+Bang+Na+Nok/13.5107817,100.9848214/@13.466717,100.8942399,10.5z/data=!4m10!4m9!1m5!1m1!1s0x30e2a0253d959267:0x178bb4072099c867!2m2!1d100.5876022!2d13.6758619!1m0!3e0!5i1 OK. this looks like a possibility. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 4 hours ago, colinneil said: NCC1701A why do you need to get out of Hua Hin? Maybe because you have lost your sex god image Or as you are getting older, you are struggling to rise to the occasion.???? yes the girls in Pattaya are way better actresses than Hua Hin ladies. and i am hitting the wall now I will be 64 in September. https://heclinics.com/shockwave-treatment-for-ed-an-honest-experience/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Elad said: I bet all the bargirls are getting really excited though. ???? it was amazing. the very first one i talked to in Pattaya said she loves me. what could be better than that? no one loves me in Hua Hin any more. I think the women in Hua Hin have one of those closed Facebook groups where they exchange photos of "bad man". "Look at him. he bad. many girlfriends. lie man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 why does everything i post on TV turn into some form debauchery? i guess i created this. somebody said they thought I was sad character. just goes to show how wrong some people can be. OK. Any more suggestions on how to get through Bangkok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 3 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said: I used Bangna Trad about a year ago. I hated it. Lots of big trucks. i can't find this on Google maps. 3 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said: It feels like a death trap. yes Hua Hin. I will walk the whole way it I have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGW Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Highway 3 (Bangna Trad) the old Sukhumvit Road is your only route on a bike, better off on ferry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 50 minutes ago, NCC1701A said: i can't find this on Google maps. https://www.google.com/maps/dir/13.6764645,100.5876123/13.5115928,100.9866821/@13.6074709,100.6245234,12z/data=!4m2!4m1!3e0 https://goo.gl/maps/hS3KaoEnGxuqNiJaA But bikes not allowed Only on the frontage road https://goo.gl/maps/xeQZ83oDpfiHS16j9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elad Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 18 hours ago, NCC1701A said: I think the women in Hua Hin have one of those closed Facebook groups where they exchange photos of "bad man". "Look at him. he bad. many girlfriends. lie man." NCC1701A, you "good man" you have "good heart" not "black heart". ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted August 20, 2019 Author Share Posted August 20, 2019 On 8/19/2019 at 6:51 AM, OneMoreFarang said: I used Bangna Trad about a year ago. I hated it. Lots of big trucks. It feels like a death trap. On 8/19/2019 at 8:02 AM, VocalNeal said: On a mocy? Assuming the hwy from Hua Hin to Rama II is acceptable. https://www.google.com/maps/dir/13.6848915,100.4875445/13.6831928,100.5859686/@13.6732046,100.513822,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!4m1!3e0 Get on the ferry https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Wat+Bang+Na+Nok/13.5107817,100.9848214/@13.466717,100.8942399,10.5z/data=!4m10!4m9!1m5!1m1!1s0x30e2a0253d959267:0x178bb4072099c867!2m2!1d100.5876022!2d13.6758619!1m0!3e0!5i1 On 8/19/2019 at 10:56 AM, CGW said: Highway 3 (Bangna Trad) the old Sukhumvit Road is your only route on a bike, better off on ferry! On 8/19/2019 at 11:16 AM, VocalNeal said: https://www.google.com/maps/dir/13.6764645,100.5876123/13.5115928,100.9866821/@13.6074709,100.6245234,12z/data=!4m2!4m1!3e0 https://goo.gl/maps/hS3KaoEnGxuqNiJaA But bikes not allowed Only on the frontage road https://goo.gl/maps/xeQZ83oDpfiHS16j9 thank you everybody i have reviewed the routes on street view and I think i can make it without running afoul of the law now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 hour ago, NCC1701A said: thank you everybody i have reviewed the routes on street view and I think i can make it without running afoul of the law now. I suggest let us know when you finished the trip what you liked and what not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky33 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 I go Hwy 3 to Bangkok, then cross on the King Bhumibol bridge, then 35 and 4 to Hua Hin. You aren't supposed to cross King Bhumibol bridge on a motorcycle but I've never been fined and every time that I go I see other motorcycles doing the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elad Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 On 8/20/2019 at 11:38 AM, OneMoreFarang said: I suggest let us know when you finished the trip what you liked and what not. You'll know when NCC1701A has visited Pattaya - because all the bargirls on soi 6 will be walking like 'Yosemite Sam', "very sore" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Elad said: You'll know when NCC1701A has visited Pattaya - because all the bargirls on soi 6 will be walking like 'Yosemite Sam', "very sore" All of them? The last time I was in that soi was many years ago. I didn't notice that the girls walk different after the BJ. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
losworld Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 On 8/19/2019 at 10:04 AM, NCC1701A said: OK. this looks like a possibility. thanks Just stay on the expressway service road. Or you could take sukhumvit along the coast. The expressway road has a lot of traffic and you will need to pay attention but that is the key to driving in thailand... passive aggressive defensive driving lol... i have done the bangna route a few times... set your map search to exclude toll roads you cannot go on the 7... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liddelljohn Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Bangna Trat number 2 highway to Ferry at Phrapadeng to Suksawat road then highway 3 to Prattaya , its easier than the bridges if u dont want hassle about cops ,,,,20bt for the ferry ,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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