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5 hours ago, wgdanson said:

I was once Musical Director for a famous singer!   LOL

I'm not giving you my address

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2 hours ago, Danthai said:

Guess some members feel they have to be unkind and make unkind comments to get there count up. I understand what its like to take a 18 or 20 hour flight before the hours of check ins and security checks. Why is it important to unnecessarily criticize the poster for using the word Swampy. My wish is that the moderators would just delete the hundreds of negative stuff posted on TV blogs and especially on Thai news articles.

It's all taking the p here sometimes mate. Mostly from the sad Arsenal and West Ham loving brits stuck in lousy weather in some run down council flat with the yammering drunken cows they call women and jealous of us higher class and more successful Yanks whose leader has a far better combover than theirs. 

 

Take it all in stride then, ok dude?

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2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

You've been in Thailand, the home of the bum gun, multiple times and have never used one?

Well yah, but sprayed water is innocuous and harmless 

 

Please don't tell me that YOU do an internal cleanse...those things have an odd shape it must hurt.

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2 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

Seems you have never flown business class.

A nice 2 hour layover is refreshing.  A shower, fresh food and drink, couches to relax, massage chairs, etc.

Gosh, I guess some of us have to do it. It is wonderful and the only way to fly. Not to mention the priority fast track at immigration.

Try it sometime, sure beats rushing to your next connection in coach.

 

You can rent space in the flying petri dish, but paying more for the same filth and germs is silly.

 

And the there are guys like me, green with envy at the hiso business classers. I board early due to injury and make sure I sneeze slot in the area.

 

Wiped off your chair with Clorox in the lounge did you? The guy who sat there before didn't wash his hands after that steaming biz class dump.

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Posted (edited)

I'm also one of your retarded cousins but I agree with your comment re: looking like a bum after a monster flight. How hard could it possibly be to turn one of the numerous bogs on the plane into a shower? A shower and shave and change of clothes mid-flight would make me change my mind entirely about long haul flights, even if I had to pay for the pleasure. Sitting in your own sweat for 12 or more hours is degrading. Ten times worse if you've boozed it up at the airport and have to experience the feelings of sobering up then getting a hangover blow by blow without the benefit of the unconsciousness in between.

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21 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

 

Hey by the way I saw a brit (Arsenal jersey and all) fall down the stairs at Nanaplaza last night. He didn't feel a thing, got up, and staggered away. Made me proud of our little retarded cousins! Gawd save the Queen!

He'd probably just watched the game and was trying to buy the farm.

 

Typical Arsenal, he narrowly failed.

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16 minutes ago, SteveK said:

How hard could it possibly be to turn one of the numerous bogs on the plane into a shower?

Can't be hard to have a shower in them now. I always transfer at Dubai and both legs have lots of Indians on them. If you use the toilet after them, it's always soaking wet from floor to ceiling. If they're not having a shower, what are they doing?

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33 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

Can't be hard to have a shower in them now. I always transfer at Dubai and both legs have lots of Indians on them. If you use the toilet after them, it's always soaking wet from floor to ceiling. If they're not having a shower, what are they doing?

Well they don't sit on the seat, they squat on it wearing their shoes, then use water from the tap to wet their hand and rinse their anus with it. That water on the walls will no doubt contain a huge amount of faecal matter, as I imagine would their clothes, but that's something I suspect they are used to.

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24 minutes ago, SteveK said:

Well they don't sit on the seat, they squat on it wearing their shoes, then use water from the tap to wet their hand and rinse their anus with it. That water on the walls will no doubt contain a huge amount of faecal matter, as I imagine would their clothes, but that's something I suspect they are used to.

Thanks for the visual I just sat down to a hearty dinner of Lobio at Argo. Read your post while putting a spoonful of brown chunky food in my slavering gob. Bon appetit!

 

Trivia: Did you know that iosef vissarionavich's fav dish was lobio?

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Posted (edited)

It wouldn't surprise me at all that Stalin liked to eat chilli con carne without the carne, and without the flavour. Maybe that was what made him so angry.

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Moved this topic from the Bids forum to the Suvarnabhumi airport forum.

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4 hours ago, Danthai said:

 My wish is that the moderators would just delete the hundreds of negative stuff posted on TV blogs and especially on Thai news articles.

Which would leave what ?

 

I was given a days solitary for putting a laughing emoji next to a mod's genuinely funny comment.

 

Its endemic mate !

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