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Teresa May has awarded a knighthood to Geoffrey Boycott, and one to Andrew Strauss as well. These awards reflect her love of cricket. Nothing for Ben Stokes - he clearly needs to smarten his act up.

 

SGB joke #1:

Sir Geoffrey took his dog to the vets.

"What seems to be the problem", asks the vet

SGB: He's swallowed a crikkitt ball.

Vet. How is he?

SGB: Hey, don't you start!

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45 minutes ago, champers said:

knighthood to Geoffrey Boycott

So twenty odd years to forget the wife beating episode, so Stokes probably another ten years or so to forget the street fighting. Assuming he doesn't get into anymore strife.

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6 minutes ago, Stocky said:

So twenty odd years to forget the wife beating episode, so Stokes probably another ten years or so to forget the street fighting. Assuming he doesn't get into anymore strife.

Plus SGB recently stated that he would have to paint his face black to get a knighthood. Maybe he has??

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2 hours ago, champers said:

Plus SGB recently stated that he would have to paint his face black to get a knighthood. Maybe he has??

He was always referred to as Sir Geoffrey in Yorkshire anyway, the Tykes gave him a knighthood a long time before the Queen.????

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