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Diabetes made me do it! Wannabe ATM robber has novel excuse

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14 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

He told police that he had had six or seven beers on Tuesday night

That was what made him do it. Blaming diabetes, what a joke!

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I'm just glad he didn't need milk for the baby.

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Here is another one for future robbers:

My amulet made me do it

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Ha ! Silly <deleted>, I've had diabetes for 9 years, also on insulin, it works the other way, not enough sugar can make you feel and do strange things although they'd be no way you could ride a motor bike if your sugar was low ... injecting himself with insulin when having more than a few beers, not a bad idea, I do it with an over indulgence on wine ... it also limits the level of the hangover, but rob an ATM/Bank ... never ! (For you non Diabetics "Don't try this at home" ... or anywhere else for that matter)

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5 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Arrest diabetes and throw the book at it!  

what a b***h this diabetis,

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Oh dear blood glucose is responsible

 

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, thinking a crow bar would allow him to access the notes in the machine, needs mechanicsand ATM design 101 lessons.

 

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