TDCNINJA 196 #1 Posted October 16 (edited) I was sitting in a Chalong restaurant eating when an extremely attractive woman jumped up and started screaming. There were no other customers in the restaurant and she jumped on me, hugged me and kissed me on my lips. It seems she won the lottery for a sum of 40 thousand baht. In my excitement I forgot to ask her for her phone number. And here I thought I was a 'handsum man.' Edited October 16 by TDCNINJA Spelling 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
illiterate 56 #2 Posted October 16 SHe has probably put in about 160k baht over the years. In the least bad way i can put it, Thais somehow seem to forget the initial investments when it comes to these lottery "winnings". 5 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopitiam 238 #3 Posted October 16 Better check your valuables again to see whether any items is missing. 7 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IvorLott 181 #4 Posted October 16 1 hour ago, TDCNINJA said: In my excitement I forgot to ask her for her phone number. Demerit points for that laxity. More for not slipping her the tongue, even more for not copping a good feel... 1 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TDCNINJA 196 #5 Posted October 16 37 minutes ago, Kopitiam said: Better check your valuables again to see whether any items is missing. One of my best mates said the very same thing, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dotpoom 8,161 #6 Posted October 17 What's the name of the restaurant...I'll give her another 40,000 for a kiss on the lips from a "very attractive lady". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claynlr 73 #7 Posted October 17 15 hours ago, illiterate said: SHe has probably put in about 160k baht over the years. In the least bad way i can put it, Thais somehow seem to forget the initial investments when it comes to these lottery "winnings". They forget the investments when they sell the rice too! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lacessit 8,451 #8 Posted October 17 Nah, I would have been impressed if she had invited you back to her place for a quickie. Then you really would have to be hansum man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muhendis 683 #9 Posted October 17 Attention seeking ladyboy perhaps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VocalNeal 4,864 #10 Posted October 17 2 minutes ago, Muhendis said: Attention seeking ladyboy perhaps? Quote an extremely attractive woman jumped up and started screaming. QED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phulublub 22 #11 Posted October 18 On 10/16/2019 at 5:00 PM, illiterate said: SHe has probably put in about 160k baht over the years. In the least bad way i can put it, Thais somehow seem to forget the initial investments when it comes to these lottery "winnings". Gratuitius Thai bashing once again. This is different to exactly EVERY lottery in the Western World how? Of course, we don't have a problem with gambling in the West. Oh no. Just those stupid Thais. PH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FarmerJoe 60 #12 Posted October 18 Pulublub, I don't think he meant just Thais. Most lottery players lose more than they win. Happens everywhere. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beechbum 917 #13 Posted October 18 (edited) On 10/16/2019 at 5:00 PM, illiterate said: SHe has probably put in about 160k baht over the years. In the least bad way i can put it, Thais somehow seem to forget the initial investments when it comes to these lottery "winnings". Yeah...never happens in the western world does it... Edited October 18 by beechbum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ourdon 68 #14 Posted October 26 I have always considered lotteries to be a special tax on the mathematically challenged. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwebb8825 720 #15 Posted November 19 My wife thinks I'm a god. Woke up 1 morning, told her I had a dream and remembered some numbers, found 20 baht outside 7-11 on the way to work, bought 2 tickets with those numbers and 2 days later the last 2 matched for 4,000 baht. She forgot all about the previous 300+ tickets I've bought for her that ALMOST won. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites