Popular Post TDCNINJA 198 Posted October 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 16, 2019 (edited) I was sitting in a Chalong restaurant eating when an extremely attractive woman jumped up and started screaming. There were no other customers in the restaurant and she jumped on me, hugged me and kissed me on my lips. It seems she won the lottery for a sum of 40 thousand baht. In my excitement I forgot to ask her for her phone number. And here I thought I was a 'handsum man.' Edited October 16, 2019 by TDCNINJA Spelling 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post illiterate 57 Posted October 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 16, 2019 SHe has probably put in about 160k baht over the years. In the least bad way i can put it, Thais somehow seem to forget the initial investments when it comes to these lottery "winnings". 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Kopitiam 348 Posted October 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 16, 2019 Better check your valuables again to see whether any items is missing. 7 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post IvorLott 376 Posted October 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, TDCNINJA said: In my excitement I forgot to ask her for her phone number. Demerit points for that laxity. More for not slipping her the tongue, even more for not copping a good feel... 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites
TDCNINJA 198 Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 37 minutes ago, Kopitiam said: Better check your valuables again to see whether any items is missing. One of my best mates said the very same thing, Link to post Share on other sites
dotpoom 8,185 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 What's the name of the restaurant...I'll give her another 40,000 for a kiss on the lips from a "very attractive lady". 1 Link to post Share on other sites
claynlr 103 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 15 hours ago, illiterate said: SHe has probably put in about 160k baht over the years. In the least bad way i can put it, Thais somehow seem to forget the initial investments when it comes to these lottery "winnings". They forget the investments when they sell the rice too! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Lacessit 22,724 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Nah, I would have been impressed if she had invited you back to her place for a quickie. Then you really would have to be hansum man. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Muhendis 862 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Attention seeking ladyboy perhaps? Link to post Share on other sites
VocalNeal 7,177 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Muhendis said: Attention seeking ladyboy perhaps? Quote an extremely attractive woman jumped up and started screaming. QED Link to post Share on other sites
Phulublub 1,312 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 On 10/16/2019 at 5:00 PM, illiterate said: SHe has probably put in about 160k baht over the years. In the least bad way i can put it, Thais somehow seem to forget the initial investments when it comes to these lottery "winnings". Gratuitius Thai bashing once again. This is different to exactly EVERY lottery in the Western World how? Of course, we don't have a problem with gambling in the West. Oh no. Just those stupid Thais. PH Link to post Share on other sites
FarmerJoe 87 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Pulublub, I don't think he meant just Thais. Most lottery players lose more than they win. Happens everywhere. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
beechbum 1,204 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 (edited) On 10/16/2019 at 5:00 PM, illiterate said: SHe has probably put in about 160k baht over the years. In the least bad way i can put it, Thais somehow seem to forget the initial investments when it comes to these lottery "winnings". Yeah...never happens in the western world does it... Edited October 18, 2019 by beechbum Link to post Share on other sites
ourdon 112 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 I have always considered lotteries to be a special tax on the mathematically challenged. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrwebb8825 891 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 My wife thinks I'm a god. Woke up 1 morning, told her I had a dream and remembered some numbers, found 20 baht outside 7-11 on the way to work, bought 2 tickets with those numbers and 2 days later the last 2 matched for 4,000 baht. She forgot all about the previous 300+ tickets I've bought for her that ALMOST won. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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