Lacessit Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 9 hours ago, PatOngo said: Apparently they ALL meet once a month in the back of a pick up! I would like to know how you have acquired this knowledge, and whether you are engaged in reducing their number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Lacessit said: I would like to know how you have acquired this knowledge, and whether you are engaged in reducing their number. I heard a rumour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 2 hours ago, PatOngo said: I heard a rumour! Aha. You did not answer the second part of the question. Don't be shy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 "Dude remember" Why not ask your friend Dude, who you were talking to in the restaurant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNROAMIN Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Not many dishes in Isaan country that don't have chili, chili and more chili. And when my wife tells them less chili it is still so hot you cant taste anything but chili. I am chilied out now, no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IssanMichael Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 I got the Preparation H mixed up with the toothpaste last week, the taste was absolutely foul, the good news is my A*** is minty fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain 776 Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 It wasn’t spicy.........until you have a lava flow n melt porcelain. Rule # 1.......never go to her village.....ever. If you went to Buriram and only have a flaming ________ you got off easy, go back to civilization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Don't think for one second volcanic spice is confined to Isaan. Plenty of it in the Chiang Rai area. A few years ago, I contributed 5 kg of good beef to a housewarming party. About 4000 baht's worth, from memory. By the time the builder's wife had made it into a stew, the liquid portion could have served equally well as paint stripper or drain cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted October 22, 2019 Author Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Lacessit said: Don't think for one second volcanic spice is confined to Isaan. Plenty of it in the Chiang Rai area. A few years ago, I contributed 5 kg of good beef to a housewarming party. About 4000 baht's worth, from memory. By the time the builder's wife had made it into a stew, the liquid portion could have served equally well as paint stripper or drain cleaner. You are always competing with me. Its like a teenage boy thing, are all Ozzies like that? Especially when it comes to those you are both intimidated by, yet admire....your American big cousins. I remember that time I merely mentioned that a ladyboy looked at me, and you had to respond with a blow by blow, if I may, description of your antics with three of them. OK, you won that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onrai Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Has this forum really degenerated into a weed addled dude complaining that he got the trots from eating too many peppers and then entitling it “What Not to Do in Isaan?’ Not instructive, interesting or inventive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Onrai said: Has this forum really degenerated into a weed addled dude complaining that he got the trots from eating too many peppers and then entitling it “What Not to Do in Isaan?’ Not instructive, interesting or inventive. We cater for all here......????.......................???? Not sure about brain surgery though, could be in the gardening forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted October 22, 2019 Author Share Posted October 22, 2019 17 minutes ago, Onrai said: Not instructive, interesting or inventive. What fun is that dude? Instructive? Interesting? What are you, a brochure Nazi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Nyezhov said: You are always competing with me. Its like a teenage boy thing, are all Ozzies like that? Especially when it comes to those you are both intimidated by, yet admire....your American big cousins. I remember that time I merely mentioned that a ladyboy looked at me, and you had to respond with a blow by blow, if I may, description of your antics with three of them. OK, you won that one. Oh, come on. Competing with you? That left the barn a long time ago. Where do Americans get the idea they are God's gift to all other nationalities? Is it your incarceration rate of minority groups, your ruinous medical system, or your love affair with RPG's? Leave off the bong for a moment, and cast your mind back to the America's Cup of 1982. It was Australians who relieved you of that bauble, after the Brits had knocked themselves out for 132 years. You've been trying to get it back ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted October 22, 2019 Author Share Posted October 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Lacessit said: RPG's? Dude Charlie uses those. We got M1A Abrams tanks with Chobham Armour and Lasers as well as Lightweight Airmobile 155s. Your aquaintance with weaponry dates to your time of service then, an old timer are ye? 6 minutes ago, Lacessit said: America's Cup of 1982 Whats that? A minor league baseball trophy? You are a Toldeo Mud Hens fan then? Or the Durham Bulls, cuz you liked Susan Sarandons pulchritidinousness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Nyezhov said: Dude Charlie uses those. We got M1A Abrams tanks with Chobham Armour and Lasers as well as Lightweight Airmobile 155s. Your aquaintance with weaponry dates to your time of service then, an old timer are ye? Whats that? A minor league baseball trophy? You are a Toldeo Mud Hens fan then? Or the Durham Bulls, cuz you liked Susan Sarandons pulchritidinousness? I was talking about what's available to the dude in the street, although I wouldn't be surprised if some of your wealthier citizens had acquired nukes for self-protection. Of course I'm an old-timer. I wouldn't be if I was American, due to the cost of the pharmaceuticals (legal) that keep me hale and hearty. Your reference to the Toledo Mud Hens gives you away as an old fart yourself, as that was Klinger's team in M*A*S*H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DILLIGAD Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 I was talking about what's available to the dude in the street, although I wouldn't be surprised if some of your wealthier citizens had acquired nukes for self-protection. Of course I'm an old-timer. I wouldn't be if I was American, due to the cost of the pharmaceuticals (legal) that keep me hale and hearty. Your reference to the Toledo Mud Hens gives you away as an old fart yourself, as that was Klinger's team in M*A*S*H.Get a room, you two.This isn’t interesting to others, I’d suggest.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, DILLIGAD said: Get a room, you two. This isn’t interesting to others, I’d suggest. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Thank you for your opinion. I'm sure you know the aphorism about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaanbiker Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 You shouldn't eat the little crabs and leave the Blaa Raa for others. Too young to die, too old for Rock N' Roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted October 22, 2019 Author Share Posted October 22, 2019 35 minutes ago, DILLIGAD said: Get a room, you two. This isn’t interesting to others, I’d suggest. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk You wouldnt want to watch? Hes hairy and Im a midget. Bring on the Crisco and webcam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Nyezhov said: You wouldnt want to watch? Hes hairy and Im a midget. Bring on the Crisco and webcam. What happened to the Pringles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbastheycome Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 hours ago, DILLIGAD said: Get a room, you two. This isn’t interesting to others, I’d suggest. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Not so ! Well....not totally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yogavnture Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 poetry. weed and prep h. classy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted October 23, 2019 Author Share Posted October 23, 2019 33 minutes ago, yogavnture said: poetry. weed and prep h. classy I can do that... Sol Invictus, painting the sky swirling like an acid tripped Munch, as I, small mortal man, arise, wake and bake! The hot coffee steams to the penultimate pepper perisitaltis as the cool throne beckons: the annointing unguent is here! When Iosef Vissarionavich wrote poetry, he used a lot of exclamation points too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 What happened to the Pringles?I reckon it's the cardboard tube they have fun with![emoji849]Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Nyezhov said: I can do that... Sol Invictus, painting the sky swirling like an acid tripped Munch, as I, small mortal man, arise, wake and bake! The hot coffee steams to the penultimate pepper perisitaltis as the cool throne beckons: the annointing unguent is here! When Iosef Vissarionavich wrote poetry, he used a lot of exclamation points too. Pretty good, Dzugashvili. He clasps his butt with crooked hands, Close to the loo in lonely lands, Ringed by preparation H, he stands. The febrile Issan spices roil, He alone feels Nature's call, Like liquid fire, his rectum boils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, roo860 said: I reckon it's the cardboard tube they have fun with! Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app It's the crunching on the mattress = we need sound effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted October 23, 2019 Author Share Posted October 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Lacessit said: Pretty good, Dzugashvili. He clasps his butt with crooked hands, Close to the loo in lonely lands, Ringed by preparation H, he stands. The febrile Issan spices roil, He alone feels Nature's call, Like liquid fire, his rectum boils. We need a waxing poetical topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 49 minutes ago, Nyezhov said: We need a waxing poetical topic Gotcha. You didn't catch my plagiarism, Oblomov. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted October 23, 2019 Author Share Posted October 23, 2019 49 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Gotcha. You didn't catch my plagiarism, Oblomov. I gave up rhyming in grade school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Nyezhov said: I gave up rhyming in grade school Free verse is for the lazy. No surprises there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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