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If William Shakespeare were alive and well in Chiang Mai, today, then WHAT would he say?


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Almost no one is greater than Shakespeare for describing almost anything in the English language.

 

If William were here in Chiang Mai, today, then what would he say?

 

What would he say, for example, about Walking Street?

 

Or, what would he say when he visited a 7-Eleven?

 

It boggles my mind that here on Thaivisa we have some classical scholars from places such as Scotland who know a heck of a lot about the thinking of Shakespeare.

 

Why doeth they not speak forth more clearly about what they know?

 

Here in Chiang Mai, we do not have anything like the theatre of the round.

 

Also, we rarely teach Shakespeare to college students.

 

Why, for example, do we not have a theatre group which is willing to perform Shakespeare?

 

Great art is culturally blind.

 

By this, I mean that great culture belongs to human kind, and knows no national boundaries.

 

And, this is why I wonder why we do not have a theatre in the round.

 

Also, judging by the eminent effects of global warming, we should add a bit more culture to Chiang Mai, as soon as possible, because......even though there will never bee inundation from the sea in Chiang Mai, still, there will be far more forest fires as the climate continues to heat up.

 

Every year, we will continue to see more smoke unless we reduce the CO2 back to 1859 levels.

 

In other words, even here in Chiang Mai, we need to heed global warming.

 

Otherwise, when the floods come, then we will need to flock to the tower of London.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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It might have been something like this:

 

1. One touch of nature, and the whole city can´t breath.

 

2. Love no one, Trust no one and look at all driving wrong.

 

3. Some are born great, some work hard for greatness and some have greatness in the form of a brown envelope.

 

4. It´s not you that holds your destiny, it´s your Immigration Officer.

 

5. In your home country you knew where you were standing, but now you never know what will be.

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I have trouble imagining the bard, with a shaved head and a Chang singlet.  But I am sure he would get the hang of it once he met the locals.

 

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
   And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
  She wields a lance and dangling pair

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1 hour ago, MisterBleach said:

Why, for example, do we not have a theatre group which is willing to perform Shakespeare?

This may be the greatest opportunity of your life. It is yours to discover.

I can see the marquis on opening night.

"Theatre Chiang Mai by MisterBleach"

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[Every year, we will continue to see more smoke unless we reduce the CO2 back to 1859 levels. ]

 

i guess nobody told you, co2 is an invisible gas

and entirely unrelated to the sot you see in chiang mai.

 

well i guess in a way they are related,

if we do nothing and let co2 slip below

150 ppm co2, the plants will die so there wont be anything to burn.

only problem is we also wont have anything to eat, since vegetation dies

and with it all the other species in the food chain, like life stock and our self

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On 10/21/2019 at 5:55 AM, MisterBleach said:

Almost no one is greater than Shakespeare for describing almost anything in the English language.

James Joyce might not agree with that statement?

  OK!...you guessed it..."He's my Man".

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