ramrod711 7,308 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Waste of time really, Thais should be more scientific about the lottery. My wife monitors the news channels, watching like a hawk, for people that have survived horrible automobile accidents. She gets the plate number then buys the corresponding lottery ticket, very scientific. She never wins but if she ever does.... Link to post Share on other sites
neeray 13,013 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 24 minutes ago, atyclb said: "Thais flock to pray to a lump of wood after policeman wins 114 million on the lottery" title made me think they were attracted to the cop's "woody" because he won so much You beat me to it. My version: That's not a "chunk of wood", that's a WOODY ! Link to post Share on other sites
neeray 13,013 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, worgeordie said: I sometimes get a bit of wood,but I have never won nowt ! it's got the numbers 435678321098000987 tattooed on it.feel free to select your own winning numbers . regards Worgeordie I wouldn't "touch" those numbers ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Grumpy 7,829 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Vacuum said: Never forget that nuts like this are driving vehicles on the roads. And policing the country. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
worgeordie 44,930 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, neeray said: I wouldn't "touch" those numbers ! and I would not let you ! only females allowed. regards Worgeordie 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo2014 2,902 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Hey look wikipedia defines lottery as a "form of gambling"... but gambling is illegal in thailand so what do they know! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Isaanbiker 6,938 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 They believe they can get the numbers they need from the spirit of a bit of wood housed at the temple of Wat Ban Non Jik. What do they mean with THEY? Isn't that common sense do so so? Sisaketians are different........ Link to post Share on other sites
Inepto Cracy 904 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 I read in a medical report, men if you rub your wood, you can get 155 million numbers out at the moment of happiness. Lump of wood. Are these people living in the modern real world??? Link to post Share on other sites
bristolgeoff 1,314 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Lots of new friends now and not worried about getting his brown envelope.with the baht high now he is well in Link to post Share on other sites
hotchilli 17,460 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 18 hours ago, rooster59 said: They believe they can get the numbers they need from the spirit of a bit of wood housed at the temple of Wat Ban Non Jik Hub of believers ! Link to post Share on other sites
Denim 13,335 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 2 hours ago, PatOngo said: I'm thinking of hiring a mini van to get there as fast as I can to rub some luckeee numbers out of this lump of wood.....anyone interested? Nope take an axe , chop of a chunk, then sell matchstick size splinters for 500 baht a pop. Link to post Share on other sites
PhilAtUbon 317 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Almost as stupid as the 5,000,000 people who go to Lourdes every year thinking it will cure all their ailments. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Skeptic7 4,372 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Po-leet sure win the lottery alot! Link to post Share on other sites
Jane Dough 3,339 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Jimbo2014 said: Hey look wikipedia defines lottery as a "form of gambling"... but gambling is illegal in thailand so what do they know! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery Gambling on the state lottery and horse races in Bangkok are legal. So is using a zebra crossing. Rooster 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Thailand 18,698 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Would two short planks do the trick? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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