Thais flock to pray to a lump of wood after policeman wins 114 million on the lottery

[ramrod711 6,894]

Waste of time really, Thais should be more scientific about the lottery. My wife monitors the news channels, watching like a hawk, for people that have survived horrible automobile accidents. She gets the plate number then buys the corresponding lottery ticket, very scientific. She never wins but if she ever does....

[neeray 11,499]

24 minutes ago, atyclb said:

"Thais flock to pray to a lump of wood after policeman wins 114 million on the lottery"

 

 

title made me think they were attracted to the cop's "woody" because he won so much

You beat me to it.

My version: That's not a "chunk of wood", that's a WOODY !

[neeray 11,499]

12 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

I sometimes get a bit of wood,but I have never won nowt !  it's got the numbers 435678321098000987

tattooed on it.feel free to select your own winning numbers .

regards Worgeordie

I wouldn't "touch" those numbers !

[Happy Grumpy 7,267]

1 hour ago, Vacuum said:

Never forget that nuts like this are driving vehicles on the roads.

And policing the country. 

[worgeordie 36,161]

2 minutes ago, neeray said:

I wouldn't "touch" those numbers !

and I would not let you ! only females allowed.

regards Worgeordie

[Jimbo2014 1,587]

Hey look wikipedia defines lottery as a "form of gambling"... but gambling is illegal in thailand so what do they know!

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery

[Isaanbiker 5,403]

They believe they can get the numbers they need from the spirit of a bit of wood housed at the temple of Wat Ban Non Jik. 

 

What do they mean with THEY? Isn't that common sense do so so? 

Sisaketians are different........

[Inepto Cracy 744]

I read in a medical report, men if you rub your wood, you can get 155 million numbers out at the moment of happiness.

Lump of wood. Are these people living in the modern real world???

 

[bristolgeoff 1,085]

Lots of new friends now and not worried about getting his brown envelope.with the baht high now he is well in

[hotchilli 7,195]

18 hours ago, rooster59 said:

They believe they can get the numbers they need from the spirit of a bit of wood housed at the temple of Wat Ban Non Jik

Hub of believers !

[Denim 10,457]

2 hours ago, PatOngo said:

I'm thinking of hiring a mini van to get there as fast as I can to rub some luckeee numbers out of this lump of wood.....anyone interested?

Nope take an axe , chop  of a chunk, then sell matchstick size splinters for 500 baht a pop.

[PhilAtUbon 255]

Almost as stupid as the 5,000,000 people who go to Lourdes every year thinking it will cure all their ailments.

[Skeptic7 3,574]

Po-leet sure win the lottery alot! 

[Jane Dough 2,423]

3 hours ago, Jimbo2014 said:

Hey look wikipedia defines lottery as a "form of gambling"... but gambling is illegal in thailand so what do they know!

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery

Gambling on the state lottery and horse races in Bangkok are legal. 

 

So is using a zebra crossing.

 

Rooster

[Thailand 14,435]

Would  two short planks do the trick?