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2 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Take a look at vanilla CL. Ideal for a rai of land.

I'll do that Owl, thanks.

 

A quick Google tells me that there is only one species of bee that can pollinate vanilla orchids, otherwise it has to be done by hand. The Melipona bee is only found in Mexico.

 

More research needed, but I think I have at least 6 years before the move up country. Daughter is 12 and we need to get her off to university first.

 

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9 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

I'll do that Owl, thanks.

 

A quick Google tells me that there is only one species of bee that can pollinate vanilla orchids, otherwise it has to be done by hand. The Melipona bee is only found in Mexico.

 

More research needed, but I think I have at least 6 years before the move up country. Daughter is 12 and we need to get her off to university first.

 

Indeed!

 

The hand pollination is a very skilled job. But the returns are fantastic.

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How to keep busy .... I have 2 fish ponds for angling, and the banks require a bit of maintenance. Tried to get Thais to do it ( hired by wife) but usually end up with more work due to their mistakes (incompetence?). For example, one man with his bush cutter cut all the grass - and 2 date palms and a couple of other shrubs. Wasn't as if they were tiny - about 60 cms tall and 5 cm thick. 3 years of nurture down the drain. When ploughing the rice field. end up with marginal bananas and small trees bulldozed, and piles of soil and grass a metre high and all over the ponds nice flat bank. So I have to do it myself if possible. Also grow veggies and limes. I am finding that since getting to 70 i get tired faster, so 2 hours a day of gardening/farm maintenance is enough.

 

When not outside, i spend an hour or 2 on computer games (for the brain), researching stuff about Victorian ships on the internet or browsing news (including Aseannow). Once a week play Bridge (although we are nearly out of Bridge players), and for when i want to completely relax, have Netflix. Also may start a climate blog, but never enough time!

 

Apart from the Bridge, not much socialising as not into drinking and most expats i know either stay mainly at home (because older) or they just drink....

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7 hours ago, rickudon said:

How to keep busy .... I have 2 fish ponds for angling, and the banks require a bit of maintenance. Tried to get Thais to do it ( hired by wife) but usually end up with more work due to their mistakes (incompetence?). For example, one man with his bush cutter cut all the grass - and 2 date palms and a couple of other shrubs. Wasn't as if they were tiny - about 60 cms tall and 5 cm thick. 3 years of nurture down the drain. When ploughing the rice field. end up with marginal bananas and small trees bulldozed, and piles of soil and grass a metre high and all over the ponds nice flat bank. So I have to do it myself if possible. Also grow veggies and limes. I am finding that since getting to 70 i get tired faster, so 2 hours a day of gardening/farm maintenance is enough.

 

When not outside, i spend an hour or 2 on computer games (for the brain), researching stuff about Victorian ships on the internet or browsing news (including Aseannow). Once a week play Bridge (although we are nearly out of Bridge players), and for when i want to completely relax, have Netflix. Also may start a climate blog, but never enough time!

 

Apart from the Bridge, not much socialising as not into drinking and most expats i know either stay mainly at home (because older) or they just drink....

That magic age; 70.

 

Up to then i was quite happy to do a few hours work on the farm, then almost overnight I stopped being able to. Now I'm down to short bursts of graft. Have to be careful too. Hurt my hip in a fall about 6 months ago, and cracked my thumb in another tumble two weeks back.

 

The only time I see a farang is when I go to town. And just like yourself Rick, I'm not into the drinking scene.

 

Happy new year mate.

 

 

 

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Well, it would seem like ' hello ' from one old codger.....but I don't want to be rude on my first post. I've a question about ponds. We only have two now, had seven, but we don't grow fish for resale, just family consumption. I used to get an amazing wealth of info from a member known as ' ubonjoe ' but when I serched him this morning there was an ' RIP ' against his name. A great loss if it is true. He told me several years ago that after harvesting the fish and before filling and re-stocking his ponds, he treated them with either a chemical or a fertiliser that got rid of all unwanted matter. My problem is long grass that grows from the bottom of the pond. Very long grass, 2 to 3 meters and I would dearly love to find a way of getting rid of it. If anyone has any information, I'd be pleased to hear from you. That's both about the ponds and ubonjoe. Happy New Yaer one and all.

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2 hours ago, finnomick1 said:

Well, it would seem like ' hello ' from one old codger.....but I don't want to be rude on my first post. I've a question about ponds. We only have two now, had seven, but we don't grow fish for resale, just family consumption. I used to get an amazing wealth of info from a member known as ' ubonjoe ' but when I serched him this morning there was an ' RIP ' against his name. A great loss if it is true. He told me several years ago that after harvesting the fish and before filling and re-stocking his ponds, he treated them with either a chemical or a fertiliser that got rid of all unwanted matter. My problem is long grass that grows from the bottom of the pond. Very long grass, 2 to 3 meters and I would dearly love to find a way of getting rid of it. If anyone has any information, I'd be pleased to hear from you. That's both about the ponds and ubonjoe. Happy New Yaer one and all.

Gday Mick, sadly you read correctly about ubonjoe.

As to your weed infestation in your ponds I know very little.

Im sure there plenty of things that will kill the weeds but not harming your fish/land today or in the future is the problem as I see it.

Mr Owl and his friends may know more or have you tried the farming in Thailand thread yet ?

 

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18 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

I remember in an English test, we kids were asked to spell Mississippi.

I remember the school yard riddle - "Mississippi is a very long river, if you can't spell it you're a dunce"

Of course most kids would answer wrongly - "M, i, double s, i, double s, i, double p, i"

The correct answer is "I.T."

 

Great photos and narrative, as always. Thanks Owl

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4 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

I remember the school yard riddle - "Mississippi is a very long river, if you can't spell it you're a dunce"

Of course most kids would answer wrongly - "M, i, double s, i, double s, i, double p, i"

The correct answer is "I.T."

 

Great photos and narrative, as always. Thanks Owl

Thai's very interesting about the river. Now I've go it forever. There was another one. What was it now? Missouri. None knew about it til Mr Eastwood mentioned it in one of his films.

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9 minutes ago, HighPriority said:

We were getting worried about you Owl, unseasonably late you are !

 

Thrown out of kilter by events and travelling back and forth to Bandung. But some of it was down to sheer laziness in the week. I should process the pics on the computer as I get them. If I leave 150 pics to be sorted, and trimmed, on Sunday, it;s too much time needed. Although only use 30/40. I'll sort myself out for the coming week.

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19 hours ago, finnomick1 said:

Well, it would seem like ' hello ' from one old codger.....but I don't want to be rude on my first post. I've a question about ponds. We only have two now, had seven, but we don't grow fish for resale, just family consumption. I used to get an amazing wealth of info from a member known as ' ubonjoe ' but when I serched him this morning there was an ' RIP ' against his name. A great loss if it is true. He told me several years ago that after harvesting the fish and before filling and re-stocking his ponds, he treated them with either a chemical or a fertiliser that got rid of all unwanted matter. My problem is long grass that grows from the bottom of the pond. Very long grass, 2 to 3 meters and I would dearly love to find a way of getting rid of it. If anyone has any information, I'd be pleased to hear from you. That's both about the ponds and ubonjoe. Happy New Yaer one and all.

 

Good to see your post Mick.

 

Must always turn to nature for answers. When you harvest the fish completely, is there still water? If it is dry, then one could lime the bottom. If there is a half metre or so, then EM would do the trick. It's not cheap, but you can 'breed' your own. Details in previous posts.

 

However! If there are no outside influences, such as a discharge, or seepage, into the pond, then I'd be inclined to leave it to nature to sort out. As for the grass. Take is as a bonus to the pond eco-system.

 

Get some pics posted Mick. Interesting topic.

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Thank you for the replies. Firstly, RIP Ubonjoe. We never met but had many online conversations. Your wealth of knowledge will be missed along with your enthusiasm to share it.

We had more water this year than in the last 18 years. We had to sandbag the ponds after putting blue netting around. Last year we were too late and slow to do anything and lost a lot of koi into the old man's rice field next door which is bordered by a seasonal river. Luckily this year there were no losses but to see a huge lake was a bit of a shock. I think we'll pump the smaller pond after removing the wild fish and let it dry out. Hopefully then we can deal with the grass. The wife wants to fill it in but that's not happening.

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36 minutes ago, finnomick1 said:

Thank you for the replies. Firstly, RIP Ubonjoe. We never met but had many online conversations. Your wealth of knowledge will be missed along with your enthusiasm to share it.

We had more water this year than in the last 18 years. We had to sandbag the ponds after putting blue netting around. Last year we were too late and slow to do anything and lost a lot of koi into the old man's rice field next door which is bordered by a seasonal river. Luckily this year there were no losses but to see a huge lake was a bit of a shock. I think we'll pump the smaller pond after removing the wild fish and let it dry out. Hopefully then we can deal with the grass. The wife wants to fill it in but that's not happening.

 

Good you have water. Next year could revert back to the normality of the last few years.

 

Not a good idea to leave small pla nin in a pond. they will lower the average size and eventually they will all become stunted.

 

I have an automatic fish feeder that might interest you Mick. Once you have the plan, you can make as many as you want for next to nothing. All you have to do is put old rotting fruit into them every now and again.

 

Get some pics posted.

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Happy new Year , Owl. Yeah, for me 69 was the turning point, up to then only some physical injuries which did leave some issues with grip, shoulders and back. Then reminded about mortality by my kidney disease issue, but have quite a few years yet before dialysis. I have lost about 5 kilos in the last 2 years, target is another 2 kilos. Grass cutting and pond repairs now nearly finished, which just leaves me with the rice field .... but not a priority as it doesn't affect the fishing! Have erected a shelter for fishing (just some shade cloth) to keep the worst of the sun off.

 

Finnomick, not absolutely sure what the answer to your grass problem is, every pond is different. My ponds suffered from the long grass  until i had them dug out about 5 years ago. Before that, they were shallow, and a lot of black silty mud which the long grass tended to prefer. Also a lot of other plants. After digging, did get a lot of plant growth the first year (all those nutrients stirred up), but the last 2 years has seen practically no plant growth except for a few water lilies and rushes. That grass seems to like the black mud, and doesn't grow well in bare clay. Liming will get rid of fish parasites (not that i have ever had a problem) and unwanted fish, but is unlikely to help with the grass (although the Ph change may). I actually would like a few more plants now!

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Sorry everyone. :sorry: Owl Log is late again. :sad:

 

Will post this afternoon, or tomorrow morning. Not to be missed though. Some absolutely riveting content; Earth shattering even. A tsunami of action. A infinitival of mysticism. And a pic of such wondrous beauty, that even now, I'm in two minds whether to expose it to the AN community.

 

So! Watch this space.

 

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Ps ---- sorry about the errors in the Owl Log above. Just couldn't get the editor to work. And having pop-ups sploshed across the work=space makes things difficult too.

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4 hours ago, HighPriority said:

Did you find out what the 3 hr school assembly was for, in the end ? 🤣

Yes HP, I did. Well sort of!

 

It was to do with attendance. Mildred had a 94% score. A couple in her class had 100%. But there was/is more to it. Much more. Evidently students are getting checked in, then sneaking out. Climbing the perimeter walls. Finding holes in the fences. Hanging about in the woods. Excessive working out at the town exercise station. Chasing wild cats. Some up to no good, no doubt. Girls went missing more than the lads evidently. The parents clapped, although many were looking at their smart phones I noticed. Lots of masks.

 

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What was said in the other 2 hours 45 minutes; well, I have no idea. But the new English teachers all said a little. That I just about understood.

 

I did have a minor episode with the gardener. I sat on a pink chair. No good stupid farang. The grey chairs were the same but they were the ones for parents, The pinkies were for teachers, administrators and gardeners. And the pink ones with cushions were for VIPs. I apologized, and sat on a grey one. Not nearly as comfortable.

 

There was also mention of a new fundraising effort. This school has big ideas. Air-con for all buildings. Security cameras. A bus for taking students to places of interest. Computers all round. More English teachers.

 

That's it til next time.

 

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9 hours ago, HighPriority said:

If you had of started chatting about avocados you’d be still comfortably seated owl.

Aircons wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen but yes the hand is always extended palm upwards…

From what I've now learned, there was quite a bit of talk about fund-raising.

 

Mrs Owl says the school is in debt. Over one million. Don't mind helping when the time comes.

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12 hours ago, HighPriority said:

A million Baht for a school that size… ?

Seems like nothing.

:sorry:

 

Sorry HP.

 

Mildred told me one million. just asked the Mrs. she says they need to raise 8 million.

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8 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Bloomin' hek!

Just out of interest, what car does the school director drive?

Even 8 million is not that much for a school that size. As HP said. If all the parents gave a gift if 5k it would be a big help though.

 

No idea what the director drives, but the head teacher who took Mildred to the English Competition the other week had a new(ish) Testla. Mildred said she was 'car sick'.

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3 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Even 8 million is not that much for a school that size. As HP said. If all the parents gave a gift if 5k it would be a big help though.

 

No idea what the director drives, but the head teacher who took Mildred to the English Competition the other week had a new(ish) Testla. Mildred said she was 'car sick'.

Obviously Millie is used to a bit more diesel soot 🤣

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6 hours ago, HighPriority said:

Obviously Millie is used to a bit more diesel soot 🤣

She is probably used to the lumpy ride and the noisy engine. Also the bonnet rattles like crazy. Robert can hear the Mazza coming over a kilometre away.

 

I'd like to think she is appreciative of older stuff though. As I am. I like old clothes and old furnishings. Cups and clocks and wooden coat-hangers. My favourite shorts are 35 years old. Also some trainers that I bought long before I first came to Thailand. Mrs Owl found them a few years back and put them in the bin. Fortunately I found them and hid them away good. TBH, I've forgotten where they are. But I'm sure they are safe out of the Mrs' reach.

 

And that new Thai money is a nightmare. Those 20 baht notes just slide away all the time. They are so slippery. Put them in my pocket, and the next thing ya know they are gone.

 

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