Diary of a farang in Isaan

[Isaanbiker 6,938]

6 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

'cause more girls from Issan are hooking in Pattaya than any other province?

Isaan is 33 % of Thailand's area. 

[Orton Rd 16,641]

21 hours ago, sunnyboy2018 said:

There is no resemblance between the writings of the OP and Bernard Trink.

No, more like Grahame Briar, but without the begging.

[Destiny1990 7,416]

Gosh your neighbor killing your dog because it killed one of his chickens. Clearly you have found ur paradise!

[owl sees all 8,162]

2 minutes ago, Destiny1990 said:

Gosh your neighbor killing your dog because it killed one of his chickens. Clearly you have found ur paradise!

He told Mrs Owl that it was put down humanely. 

[EVENKEEL 5,856]

Just now, owl sees all said:

He told Mrs Owl that it was put down humanely. 

Get out of here, the way dogs are treated on a daily basics takes awhile to get used to. Perhaps you were being sarcastic...…??

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2 hours ago, Bredbury Blue said:

Very enjoyable Owl, keep it going. 

 

Lots more pics please (avoid adding personal pics of you/family as there'll always be someone with rude comments).

 

Incidentally which province are you in exactly (apologies if you already stated). Assuming it's Nong Khai.

Although I'm closer to Nong Khai, the village is in Udon Thani province.

[sirineou 18,006]

1 minute ago, EVENKEEL said:

Get out of here, the way dogs are treated on a daily basics takes awhile to get used to. Perhaps you were being sarcastic...…??

They are treated horribly.

[Destiny1990 7,416]

9 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

He told Mrs Owl that it was put down humanely. 

With dog killing neighbors like yours there’s no need for enemies!

 

[finnishmen 191]

isaan have at foreign, <deleted> place live. i has living 4 year now and newer before no has eat thats same bad, all food have tottally big <deleted>, isan food not have thai food and normal. all have big <deleted> and human no can eat, only thai monkeys idiot eat eweryday <deleted> grass,<deleted> wery bad fish,all food could or raw,or half-raw, all food wery bad taste. normal thai food have 500 x better south than isan food have ewer. all peoples have idiots or little stupid, and IF borrow somethink newer not go back or go back broken. has destroy my hammer drill 2 pcs, now, hammer drill not have cheap 8000 B pcs and has borrow and destroy 2 pcs, and no tell me has broken, same many toold,ladders no newer go back to home if someone has borrow, expensives good guality ladders cost 5000 B but i no can use because have somewere at village. same many many tools and others parts, monkeys idiots no newer pay back or give me back my tools. i no borrow anythink now to monkeys idiots. womans not care husband, o matter what husband say wifes no hear husband newer, if need help somethink newer not help .

[roo860 8,869]

3 minutes ago, finnishmen said:

isaan have at foreign, <deleted> place live. i has living 4 year now and newer before no has eat thats same bad, all food have tottally big <deleted>, isan food not have thai food and normal. all have big <deleted> and human no can eat, only thai monkeys idiot eat eweryday <deleted> grass,<deleted> wery bad fish,all food could or raw,or half-raw, all food wery bad taste. normal thai food have 500 x better south than isan food have ewer. all peoples have idiots or little stupid, and IF borrow somethink newer not go back or go back broken. has destroy my hammer drill 2 pcs, now, hammer drill not have cheap 8000 B pcs and has borrow and destroy 2 pcs, and no tell me has broken, same many toold,ladders no newer go back to home if someone has borrow, expensives good guality ladders cost 5000 B but i no can use because have somewere at village. same many many tools and others parts, monkeys idiots no newer pay back or give me back my tools. i no borrow anythink now to monkeys idiots. womans not care husband, o matter what husband say wifes no hear husband newer, if need help somethink newer not help .

Bloody hell, if that's what it does to you, I'll stay away!!

[owl sees all 8,162]

4 minutes ago, finnishmen said:

isaan have at foreign, <deleted> place live. i has living 4 year now and newer before no has eat thats same bad, all food have tottally big <deleted>, isan food not have thai food and normal. all have big <deleted> and human no can eat, only thai monkeys idiot eat eweryday <deleted> grass,<deleted> wery bad fish,all food could or raw,or half-raw, all food wery bad taste. normal thai food have 500 x better south than isan food have ewer. all peoples have idiots or little stupid, and IF borrow somethink newer not go back or go back broken. has destroy my hammer drill 2 pcs, now, hammer drill not have cheap 8000 B pcs and has borrow and destroy 2 pcs, and no tell me has broken, same many toold,ladders no newer go back to home if someone has borrow, expensives good guality ladders cost 5000 B but i no can use because have somewere at village. same many many tools and others parts, monkeys idiots no newer pay back or give me back my tools. i no borrow anythink now to monkeys idiots. womans not care husband, o matter what husband say wifes no hear husband newer, if need help somethink newer not help .

I think it's true to say that your stay in Isaan has been frustrating.

[EVENKEEL 5,856]

19 minutes ago, sirineou said:

They are treated horribly.

Life for the dogs outside your palace walls are a bit different.

[sirineou 18,006]

2 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

9 minutes ago, finnishmen said:

isaan have at foreign, <deleted> place live. i has living 4 year now and newer before no has eat thats same bad, all food have tottally big <deleted>, isan food not have thai food and normal. all have big <deleted> and human no can eat, only thai monkeys idiot eat eweryday <deleted> grass,<deleted> wery bad fish,all food could or raw,or half-raw, all food wery bad taste. normal thai food have 500 x better south than isan food have ewer. all peoples have idiots or little stupid, and IF borrow somethink newer not go back or go back broken. has destroy my hammer drill 2 pcs, now, hammer drill not have cheap 8000 B pcs and has borrow and destroy 2 pcs, and no tell me has broken, same many toold,ladders no newer go back to home if someone has borrow, expensives good guality ladders cost 5000 B but i no can use because have somewere at village. same many many tools and others parts, monkeys idiots no newer pay back or give me back my tools. i no borrow anythink now to monkeys idiots. womans not care husband, o matter what husband say wifes no hear husband newer, if need help somethink newer not help .

I think it's true to say that your stay in Isaan has been frustrating.

Especially since he's being hanging out with monkeys, next time he should try hanging out with people he might find it more enjoyable. 

[bluesofa 41,582]

10 minutes ago, roo860 said:

14 minutes ago, finnishmen said:

isaan have at foreign, <deleted> place live. i has living 4 year now and newer before no has eat thats same bad, all food have tottally big <deleted>, isan food not have thai food and normal. all have big <deleted> and human no can eat, only thai monkeys idiot eat eweryday <deleted> grass,<deleted> wery bad fish,all food could or raw,or half-raw, all food wery bad taste. normal thai food have 500 x better south than isan food have ewer. all peoples have idiots or little stupid, and IF borrow somethink newer not go back or go back broken. has destroy my hammer drill 2 pcs, now, hammer drill not have cheap 8000 B pcs and has borrow and destroy 2 pcs, and no tell me has broken, same many toold,ladders no newer go back to home if someone has borrow, expensives good guality ladders cost 5000 B but i no can use because have somewere at village. same many many tools and others parts, monkeys idiots no newer pay back or give me back my tools. i no borrow anythink now to monkeys idiots. womans not care husband, o matter what husband say wifes no hear husband newer, if need help somethink newer not help .

Bloody hell, if that's what it does to you, I'll stay away!!

Stay away? Looks like I'd better leave tomorrow after living here for thirteen years!

[Destiny1990 7,416]

15 minutes ago, finnishmen said:

isaan have at foreign, <deleted> place live. i has living 4 year now and newer before no has eat thats same bad, all food have tottally big <deleted>, isan food not have thai food and normal. all have big <deleted> and human no can eat, only thai monkeys idiot eat eweryday <deleted> grass,<deleted> wery bad fish,all food could or raw,or half-raw, all food wery bad taste. normal thai food have 500 x better south than isan food have ewer. all peoples have idiots or little stupid, and IF borrow somethink newer not go back or go back broken. has destroy my hammer drill 2 pcs, now, hammer drill not have cheap 8000 B pcs and has borrow and destroy 2 pcs, and no tell me has broken, same many toold,ladders no newer go back to home if someone has borrow, expensives good guality ladders cost 5000 B but i no can use because have somewere at village. same many many tools and others parts, monkeys idiots no newer pay back or give me back my tools. i no borrow anythink now to monkeys idiots. womans not care husband, o matter what husband say wifes no hear husband newer, if need help somethink newer not help .

Did the monkeys kill your dog already?