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bluesofa Ruby Member

bluesofa

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6 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Given Bluesofa's comedy track history on TV it should be a "Joke" and well presented and received!

Thanks for your faith in me. The cheque's in the mail. (Or in the case of Eastern European gay bar customers: The Czech's in the male.)

 

Manifesto main points (more if and when I think of them):

Bus passes for all pensioners, as long as they are accompanied by both parents.

For the hard of learning: Free beer tomorrow.

Manual prostate examinations to be undertaken by nurses of the second category.

All TV posts to be auotomaticcally  examined for misprits.

 

This 'jok' looks well presented:

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bluesofa Ruby Member

bluesofa

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6 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

"Your name scottiejohn?"

"Yes Mistress."

"Are you my little doggie?"

"Yes Mistress."

"Are you going to be a good boy and vote for my friend NCC1701A for POTY?"

"Yes Mistress."

 

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That's never Scottiejohn - that guy in the photo has hair. Scottiejohn's a baldicoot.

 

 

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scottiejohn Ruby Member

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24 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

"Your name scottiejohn?"

"Yes Mistress."

"Are you my little doggie?"

"Yes Mistress."

"Are you going to be a good boy and vote for my friend NCC1701A for POTY?"

"Yes Mistress."

Yet another broken spell checker!
The above should have read as follows;


"Your name scottiejohn?" 
"Yes Mods of the TV universe." 
"Are you my faithful Scottie doggie?" 
"Yes Mistress Mod" 
"Are you going to be a good boy and tell everyone to vote for you my friend Scottie for POTY?" 
"Yes Mistress/Master/Mr/any sex/Mod." 
Three Barks full

 

Remember

 

Vote Scottie for POTY

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Yinn Platinum Member

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1 hour ago, FarangULong said:

That being said, the 2nd one posted by Yinn = a lot hotter than Tara Yazdi. Name the babe, please, for research purposes of course.

 

I not even know Tara Yazdi. I just google big... bikini. I play TVF, I know what the people like.

 

Amazing charlie know that name one. How?????

 

Maybe Charlie know the other also?????

 

 

1 hour ago, FarangULong said:

 

Yinn's election campaign promises are the best so far. It's everything most of you guys ever wished for, or would've wished for in the future, if she/he/it hadn't come up with it first.

Thankyou.

call someone “it” in thailand is impolite. 

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CharlieH Star Member

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Just now, Yinn said:

 

I not even know Tara Yazdi. I just google big... bikini. I play TVF, I know what the people like.

 

Amazing charlie know that name one. How?????

 

Maybe Charlie know the other also?????

 

 

Thankyou.

call someone “it” in thailand is impolite. 

 ai shinozaki  Japaneze Model

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Yinn Platinum Member

Yinn

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11 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

 

 

Mods have some cool facilities available to them for trace etc.

Somebody tell me they see Uncle NCC with his wife in Hua Hin today. 

 

Can confirm?

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51 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

"Your name scottiejohn?"

"Yes Mistress."

"Are you my little doggie?"

"Yes Mistress."

"Are you going to be a good boy and vote for my friend NCC1701A for POTY?"

"Yes Mistress."

 

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You have my vote if you can arrange an introduction.

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scottiejohn Ruby Member

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5 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

You have my vote if you can arrange an introduction.

To which one and what is your fetish of choice.

PM on its way with the options.  payment only in Bitcoin for this type of transaction I'm afraid.

PS; Brown envelope could have been arranged previously but the TV spies are out in force.  see previous posts.

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Yinn Platinum Member

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3 hours ago, Assurancetourix said:

 

Having the chance to know Villagefarang, I'm not sure he really wants to be the POTY 2020.
He is certainly happy to participate;
but I think it stops there.
English is not my native language , some posts literally pass me very high above the head;
I came here on Thaivisa 10 years ago, and I have been living in Thailand for 13 years with my Thai wife and her children who have left the house   a few years ago ;they are married , have children ...
the last one, a 22-year-old woman, lives with us because she has an autoimmune disease that requires her to regularly go on a full day of examinations and consultations at the Khon Kaen Public Hospital.
This year, I looked at the lines dedicated to POTY 2020 because I particularly like the posts of some nominees.
Those who do not know me or few , can go to the Photography & the Arts line or I post a lot of photos taken during my almost daily MTBike balades around my home in Sakon Nakhon province.

After reading the surrealist Yinn's post :cheesy: ( Yinn for President ! ), I think I will vote for her :jap:

Thankyou. 

I will bring happiness and peace to TVF life.

But I also happy in Villagefarang win. He happy, positive polite. Gentleman. 

 

I will look your photo. 

Sad about your daughter.

 

ps. I understand your English easy more than some English people!

 

 

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NCC1701A

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3 minutes ago, Yinn said:

Somebody tell me they see Uncle NCC with his wife in Hua Hin today. 

 

Can confirm?

 

Yinn, I'm 182cm, 70 Kilos, have a completely flat stomach, have all my hair which is dark brown and I am not married.  

I look like this without grey hair.

 

Vote for NCC1701A for POTY!

 

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Yinn Platinum Member

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7 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I am Scottish so I understand.  The same way as you obviously understand me better than most of the Sassenach (Non Scottish) posters on this Forum!

I think English man will win POTY.

Because 

1) this forum have English guy the most.

2) Charlie count the vote. He is English guy.

 

scottie= scotland

Uncle NCC = USA

Laccessit = Aussie?

Bluesofa = Uk?

Gerinimo = USA

Villagefarang = Uk?

assuransetourix= France?

sipi= ?

etc

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emptypockets Gold Member

emptypockets

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On 11/27/2019 at 5:24 PM, Yinn said:

 

Vote Winn for Yinn

When win will Make Thailand Great Again

 

- Yinn will build a big, beautiful wall. Keep out wife family, Chinese zero baht, Indian 4 straw one coke, and Russia tourists.


- All Tvf members not require to do TM 30 ever. Just report to Udon Joe.


- 90 day report replace with 90 year TVF visa. FREE


- Free entrance to national park, tourist place. 


- TVF crypto currency. 75 baht to dollar/euro/ pound.


- Police VIP escort to clear the road so no accident/danger.


- Fast track airport service. Red carpet.


- 30 baht healthcare for all Tvf member.


- 50% discount wine and beer, liquor 


- Stop using farang word. New word for Caucasian will now be “Sir”. Guava will also be Sirfruit


- All taxi/tuk tuk to be installation with special TVF “slow meter.”


-  Can buy land in TVF member own name at Land Office.


- All electric cables go underground. 


- 30 baht per month electric bill maximum.


- Special complain phone number 24 hour per day.


- All taxi driver, shop worker, restaurant worker, maid etc speak English.


- All the wife land, house and money, the TVF husband official owner.


- Thai wife pay sinsod to TVF member family. Per kilogram


- Thai man will be training to respect the TVF member. When meet, the Thai man will wai, then salute, then bow.


- Thai people can not play the phone if TVF member near.


- If TAT lie, must go jail.


- No more big loud music speaker. Music must turn off after 7pm and play the TVF music only.


- Free room upgrade.


- TVF lounge at airport.


- No water spray at TVF member when Songkran 

 

- Special VIP seat on BTS


- Red Bull guy. Lock him up!


- TVF member can vote in election and get the vote buying cash.


- Will teach the soi dog not bark


- Will teach the rooster wake up 10am


- TVF moderators get the pay increase! Big one. 


- I not delete the email


- All fighting foreigner vs thai must be one person only.


- Clean the rubbish!


- Free worm for TVF member.

 

Vote Win for Yinn. 
Only Yinn listen to the people. Yinn care. Not trust the other one.


* I think it most problem already, but if forget something, ask me. Can promise everything.

 

Make Thailand Great Again. 
Vote Win for Yinn!
Enjoy your stay.
 

Can we have witch burning days instead of Buddha days with free beers supplied?

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