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On 1/14/2020 at 4:05 PM, LonelyFarang said:

So I recently moved from Pattaya to BKK and looking for some advice on meeting woman here. Obviously theres bars and gogos just like Pattaya but I'd like to try something new like a dating app. Im aware of Tinder and Thaifriendly and I recently used Thaimatch with success. Does anyone have any special secret tips and advice I should know about? haha

 

You might help better direct the thread you've created.... if you indicated whether you're mainly looking for a real relationship for your future, or, just want to get hot & sweaty with your catch of the day...

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4 hours ago, TallGuyJohninBKK said:

 

You might help better direct the thread you've created.... if you indicated whether you're mainly looking for a real relationship for your future, or, just want to get hot & sweaty with your catch of the day...

 

 

i'm a conservationist, catch and release.

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The epicentre of the dating scene is called "Nana Plaza". 

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I'm 46, recently divorced and I thought I'd never get laid again until I installed tinder. 

 

The women I met are mostly sexual freaks, highly educated and the best thing is that they are extremely safe and paranoid about bareback activities. My biggest expense with these women is going to red cross clinic to get tested. 

 

Anyhoo, I like britman but his posts about all women in Thailand wanting paid sex is completely incorrect. I'm dating a nice Chinese lady now I met on tinder and honestly hope to spend the rest of my remaining days with her. Nothing against Thai women, but Chinese gals have better money management skills. 

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On 1/14/2020 at 10:22 AM, ChaiyaTH said:

In Bangkok: Thaifriendly + Paid membership = 2-3 bangs a day (for free).

2-3 per day!!?? You must be one busy guy. You sure your imagination didn´t run away with your wish to have a life like that? 😂😂😂

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please help me... i'm an adult but i've been living under a rock all my life and i dont know how to meet women. yawn.

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4 hours ago, Pravda said:

I'm 46, recently divorced and I thought I'd never get laid again until I installed tinder. 

 

The women I met are mostly sexual freaks, highly educated and the best thing is that they are extremely safe and paranoid about bareback activities. My biggest expense with these women is going to red cross clinic to get tested. 

 

Anyhoo, I like britman but his posts about all women in Thailand wanting paid sex is completely incorrect. I'm dating a nice Chinese lady now I met on tinder and honestly hope to spend the rest of my remaining days with her. Nothing against Thai women, but Chinese gals have better money management skills. 

Half Chinese / half Thai best of both worlds. Married 15 years and counting to one. Chinese gives them a hard ruthlessness and money management , Thai gives them a soft underbelly and sanook quotient. Perfect. 

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5 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Emphasize your utter masculinity in a safe way. Dont lean over the dinner table and grin savagely as you recite how you personally killed a terorist by hacking him into pieces with the Kuhkri the Ghorkas gave you in Afghanistan, then bringing his head to the Mess where the Colonel will use it as a Regimental Drinking Cup. Rather, tell her about the experience in a halting voice, break off eye contact to blink away the tears, try this line "I had to do it. I took no pleasure in it, but I could not let the world suffer anymore. Its hard, I think about it every day and it haunts my dreams".....make sure you wipe the eyes and dont forget a chokebacked sob or two.... Guaranteed, she will be under the table comforting you before the Escargot get there....

You talk too much.

Strong and silent, but with a hint of mystery, but wealthy is the way to go IMHO.

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6 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Let me help you, Im an expert. Heres a few tips.

 

First of all, dress for sucess. a conservative Saville Row Suit and hand made brogues look great as you are insouciently leaning against a doorway holding out a crystal rose. Dont forget the basics, like a fresh haircut, barber shop shave, completely hairless body, matching socks and change your underwear dude. Black ones. Tight. Skin tight black ones. Thongs. Pouch. Yes

 

Emphasize your utter masculinity in a safe way. Dont lean over the dinner table and grin savagely as you recite how you personally killed a terorist by hacking him into pieces with the Kuhkri the Ghorkas gave you in Afghanistan, then bringing his head to the Mess where the Colonel will use it as a Regimental Drinking Cup. Rather, tell her about the experience in a halting voice, break off eye contact to blink away the tears, try this line "I had to do it. I took no pleasure in it, but I could not let the world suffer anymore. Its hard, I think about it every day and it haunts my dreams".....make sure you wipe the eyes and dont forget a chokebacked sob or two.... Guaranteed, she will be under the table comforting you before the Escargot get there....

 

Dont appear cheap, yet dont be extravagent. Thats a hard one to pull off, basically, if you tip the Valet $100 you could look like a poseur or a mobster, make it $50. And try to fold the bills and be discreet in handing them out, just dont whip out a Grant and wave it around and flip your keys to the valet, heres a fitty for ya boy, dont scratch up my ride, the Rolls is in the shop...no...not going to work. Smooth, classy....heres a little something for you my man.....much better...

 

Oh ride, yes, there are a few places where they rent nice cars, avoid Vettes (ordiniary) and Hellcats (Redneck) and Toyotas(boring) and Lambos (too pretentious)...I suggest a well equipped late model Lincoln Sedan if you are older, and a BMW 8 if you are younger. Make sure your radio is playing soft classical music when your date arrives, leave the Nickleback and Rush CDs at home. 

 

Fine Wine: My expertise in this area is world renowned. I was a vinter, I used to create a lovely wine using Welches Grape Juice and Everclear. Fabulous. Aromatic, yet Sweet and Deadly. Anyway, as to wine, if you know nothing about it, thats OK, nobody does. They just pretend. All of the stuff about Bouquet and Aftertaste is meaningless, it all tastes like overpriced sour juice. So when the dude with the neck cup comes by, just order two of the most expensive bottles on the menu, Red and White you can cover the steak and fish. And remember to swirl before tasting, at which time you can nod to the waiter and smile and mumble platitudes like "Hmmmm, cogent, with just a hint of affectation". And if you want that under the table trip before you even sob, just spit the wine out and declaim with just a hint of anger "My good man, how dare you bring this to me. Its quite horrid, and I rahlly dont care that its priced at $1000 and ithat you personally chose it, its quite simply  inferior. Bring me a 1947 Chateau Papenuef, thats worth the money, Wine Spectator Rates it highly" (you already know they have it because you saw it on the menu and your date will never go check on Wine Spectator)

 

If you need more help let me know. I have all sorts of little touches......

 

 

 

 

A post should be like a bargirl. The happy ending should be within easy reach and not a mile away. Yours is too long.

 

But I'm giving you a like for an impressive vocabulary.

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