Lacessit Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 40 minutes ago, Nyezhov said: Well use English then! "Freakzoided" is not English. It's another one of those lazy American constructs, like POTUS and FLOTUS, A bit rich for you to be instructing others, when your spellchecker cowers in a dumpster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chazar Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 12 hours ago, Kerryd said: cats carrying a rat like it was a kitten. cats are useless at rat control, as mentioned you need a terrier, or mink, ferret etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chazar Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 12 hours ago, Kerryd said: Lol - buddy of mine is staying in a serviced apartment near Big C Extra (Central Pattaya). We were chatting one afternoon at the front door of his building a couple weeks ago when a rat ran down the soi and up the front steps directly towards us. I snapped my left foot forward and caught the little ***** perfectly, launching him into the air. He landed about 40 feet down the soi, rolled over, got up and made a beeline directly towards us again ! As he got to the stairs I took a step forward and got ready to see if I could boot him even further with my right foot. He got to the stairs and thought better of it, going around to the side and hiding in some shrubs near the buildings water fountain. Didn't seem to be hurt at all. The Thai women manning the front desk and small shop inside the lobby had a good giggle. Apparently they saw me boot it the first time. I'm sure if I hadn't been there it would have gone into the lobby and back into the kitchen in the rear and no one would have said (or done anything) about it. My neighbour has 4 cats, another one near me has two, and the rats in the sewers apparently are friendly with them all. My neighbour even says she saw one of her cats carrying a rat like it was a kitten. I said he probably ate it but my neighbour assured me that her cats don't eat rats ! I've seen the rats eating from the cats food dishes with the cats watching from 2 meters away and doing nothing. Frikken useless buggers ! Most big waterfront cities have rat problems. Rats breed prolifically (having litters every 6 weeks in some cases). They can live almost anywhere and apparently survive on any kind of <deleted> (i.e. refuse) and as we all know, the locals tend to throw a lot of <deleted> into the sewers everyday (which often leads to them plugging up and causing the flooding every rainy season in addition to being a smorgasbord for the rat populations). I recall a story about someplace that had a severe rat problem and started offering bounties - x amount for every rat tail collected. Problem was, people were catching the rats (or growing them), cutting their tails off and then letting them go ! Once you (a community/city) get infested with those disease machines, it's almost impossible to get rid of them. In a city like Bangkok ? Sheesh, you could nuke the entire city and wipe out everything and there'd still be 2 things living there. Rats and cockroaches. Reminds me of their buddhist (sic) double standards where if you hurt fido the dog in any way you are a blackheart hater yet behead a snake or kick a rat and thats "good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salerno Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Khun Paul Hogan ... "Call that a rat, this is a rat" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeray Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 14 hours ago, legend49 said: Any charge for the new tourist attraction? Complimentary for natives. 300 baht for farangs, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer90210 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 (edited) Everybody has run into a rat at one point or the other...the little wannabee starlet should be happy she did not bang into a giant poisonous snake crawling up the toilet bowl and who would have chewed her ar*Se red !!!.... Edited January 16, 2020 by observer90210 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeray Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Do BKK rats have badges and pins? Did the rat in the picture wear any very expensive watches (borrowed from a dead rat)? Is it true, 250 rats were appointed a very special seat? Do BKK rats kiss the a## of a top rat known as "uncle"? I thought rats feast on garbage and sewer sh#t. Someone said these ones prefer a trough! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Chazar said: Reminds me of their buddhist (sic) double standards where if you hurt fido the dog in any way you are a blackheart hater yet behead a snake or kick a rat and thats "good" I can assure you based on personal experience that if you behead a snake inside your house in Thailand, that is the equivalent of breaking a mirror while passing under a ladder with an opened umbrella to avoid the black cat crossing your path while inside the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 6 hours ago, White Christmas13 said: At least we have cute ones in Perth WA except that is really a small Wallaby, not a rat... and you'd have to be on Rottnest or Bald islands to view there only habitat but to a foreigner she above would be a 'pretty' rat much like how a foreigner would call a Koala , a pretty bear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonray Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 19 hours ago, Nyezhov said: I think in NYC there was a club of dudes with terriers that would go out and have rat catching contests. I dont know if they stilll do it. Check out the Bedlington Terrier, you dont see those a lot. I alwys got a kick out of terriers, they are such happy little killers. The Soi dogs here are too lazy....free rice gruel and leftover Moo Ping...why chase rats ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairieboy Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 20 hours ago, thaipod said: I agree. Walked downstairs from the BTS Asok yesterday evening and about a dozen rats running around the walkway. Tourists were filming them. Brings to mind 'rats leaving a sinking ship'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Lacessit said: "Freakzoided" is not English. It's another one of those lazy American constructs, like POTUS and FLOTUS, A bit rich for you to be instructing others, when your spellchecker cowers in a dumpster. I told you Im moderately dyslexic. You make me feel unsafe. Next you will taunt me for being a disgusting fatbody. Where is my Teddy bear! Freakazoid is English and its a real word, even if made up. JRR Tolkien made up whole worlds, I only dibbledabble in creative writing. Quit being an Orc. RIP to Christopher Tolkien, truly a heir to his father. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josephbloggs Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Lacessit said: "Freakzoided" is not English. It's another one of those lazy American constructs, like POTUS and FLOTUS, A bit rich for you to be instructing others, when your spellchecker cowers in a dumpster. Dumpster is not English either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 2 hours ago, NanLaew said: I can assure you based on personal experience that if you behead a snake inside your house in Thailand, that is the equivalent of breaking a mirror while passing under a ladder with an opened umbrella to avoid the black cat crossing your path while inside the house. And avoid the cracked floor tile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oziex1 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 22 hours ago, Nyezhov said: Shes cute but why get freakzoided out over a rat? Its a City. A big city. A big old city. A big old city with a lot of garbage. A big old city with a lot of garbage and cats and dogs and yes, even snakes and rats. Bet the rats here look over their shoulders alot, although the predators seem awfully languid here. Equally if they, the Thai authorities are to be embarrassed then do something about the vermin, or don't respond to this social media darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 32 minutes ago, josephbloggs said: Dumpster is not English either. They call it a Bin. WE call it a dumpster. Its a phone booth, not a phone box, its gas not petrol, its a babe, not a bird and its football, not football or whatever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 57 minutes ago, josephbloggs said: Dumpster is not English either. True. It's American. I've been infected. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Nyezhov said: I told you Im moderately dyslexic. You make me feel unsafe. Next you will taunt me for being a disgusting fatbody. Where is my Teddy bear! Freakazoid is English and its a real word, even if made up. JRR Tolkien made up whole worlds, I only dibbledabble in creative writing. Quit being an Orc. RIP to Christopher Tolkien, truly a heir to his father. Aaaw, I've hurt your feelings. Never mind, I'll be doing a thread on comfort food shortly to make you feel better. I promise, no salad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 30 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Aaaw, I've hurt your feelings. Never mind, I'll be doing a thread on comfort food shortly to make you feel better. I promise, no salad. Comfort food in Thailand means sitting in a chair to eat, not on the floor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elkski Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 (edited) I would prefer to not see rats in cities where I travel to or live. If rats shame Thailand then make it a Priority to fight them. I see rats every visit on suk near soi 38-55. Good rats with cash in real Rats out! Edited January 17, 2020 by Elkski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvaviator Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 22 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said: Why would a pretty girl make a video about rats? Does that sell on Instagram or YouTube or wherever? Would it help if she was ugly ? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, overherebc said: Comfort food in Thailand means sitting in a chair to eat, not on the floor. Damn @Lacessithe put the boots to you on that one Another classic One liner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, rvaviator said: 22 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said: Why would a pretty girl make a video about rats? Does that sell on Instagram or YouTube or wherever? Would it help if she was ugly ? ???? If the viewer would prefer to look at the rats maybe that would be a concept she could/should sell. ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: If the viewer would prefer to look at the rats maybe that would be a concept she could/should sell. ???? She should have opened the next one 5 metres down the road. AfraidAssuredHydra-mobile.mp4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Nyezhov said: Damn @Lacessithe put the boots to you on that one Another classic One liner! He has a point, but all will be revealed. Patience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 3 hours ago, josephbloggs said: Dumpster is not English either. it is in the Webster English Dictionary, as a brand name Names straddle language boundaries... it can also be called a Skip (Australia basically uses Queens English) either way, they can all hold a lot of rats 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 44 minutes ago, tifino said: it is in the Webster English Dictionary, as a brand name Names straddle language boundaries... it can also be called a Skip (Australia basically uses Queens English) either way, they can all hold a lot of rats Convertible Lada=Skip in my dictionary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaamGin Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Pfft, those are mice. You want to see rats as big as cats, go to New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 5 hours ago, tifino said: except that is really a small Wallaby, not a rat... and you'd have to be on Rottnest or Bald islands to view there only habitat but to a foreigner she above would be a 'pretty' rat much like how a foreigner would call a Koala , a pretty bear I know this is not a rat that supposed to be a joke and a Koala is not a bear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assurancetourix Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 The pretty young lady makes us discover rats in Bangkok; it's good. but it makes discover to those who did not know yet how much the words maintain, repair and clean do not exist in the dictionary in 26 volumes of the Thai language. When you see the interior of this electrical cabinet there is something to be afraid of; and unfortunately it's the same everywhere in Thailand, not just in Bangkok. Incidentally as Tifino wrote, I hope that she will have no problem with the police because opening an electrical cabinet requires a WP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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