snoop1130 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Man Claims He Is The Secret Love-Child Of Charles And Camilla By CLAIRE REID Credit: Facebook/Simon Dorante-Day A man who claims he is the secret love child of Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall is heading to the Australian High Court to try and prove his theory. Simon Charles Dorante-Day, who lives in Queensland, Australia, says he was born when Charles was 18 and Camilla Shand, as she was then called, was 19. He reckons he was then placed up for adoption to avoid a royal scandal and is dead set on proving that he does have blue blood coursing through his veins and that, as he was born first, he is second-in-line to the throne, not Prince William. Simon, 53, says his grandmother worked for the Queen and had told him 'outright' he was the secret child of Charles and Camilla 'so many times'. Full Story: https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-man-claims-he-is-the-secret-love-child-of-charles-and-camilla-20200129 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jane Dough Posted January 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2020 Blimey.....if I was their child I'd want to keep it quiet. Rooster 5 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ThreeEyedRaven Posted January 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2020 Hysterical if true, though probably not. Fair play to him for giving it a shot though. After Edwards alleged antics anything could be believed. Charles though I believe must have had an undiagnosed problem with his sight to follow that filly. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJohanson Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I wonder if his end game is “monies” ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I'd be happy to see him as king. Maybe finally the island folks would come into their senses and make it a republic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 King Simon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post White Christmas13 Posted January 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2020 That's reminds me of this. Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared. 'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.' 'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.' They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked. The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. 'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?' The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. 'But now I love this woman called Camilla,' and he showed the genie the second photo. 'You can see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?' The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, 'Let's have a look at that dog again.' 5 1 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 poor <deleted> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton Rd Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 He is a bit too old for it to be likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAMHERE Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Has something similar happened in the past with British Royalty? Is the DNA been checked? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarteso Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) - Come on Darling...Why don’t we do it behind this tree? Edited January 30, 2020 by Tarteso 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiekerjozef Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Look at his ears.........no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bundooman Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Illigitimate offspring are not recognised as having a claim to the throne of the UK! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Don't believe she was ever 19 check the ears ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, sammieuk1 said: Don't believe she was ever 19 check the ears ???? Oh some are so unkind ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
car720 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Poor mongrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baerboxer Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 47 minutes ago, Bundooman said: Illigitimate offspring are not recognised as having a claim to the throne of the UK! Interestingly there was a TV program that tracked down the Plantagenet line to a family living in Australia. They actually had a better claim to the throne than the Saxe-Coburgs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 17 hours ago, snoop1130 said: secret child of Charles and Camilla Nah, if so he should look like a horse with elephant ears. . Edited January 30, 2020 by Stocky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natway09 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 His ears are FAR too small. DNA testing will fix this nonsense & if he will not agree, case dismissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janner1 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 22 hours ago, White Christmas13 said: The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, 'Let's have a look at that dog again.' Which dog??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, Janner1 said: Which dog??? the pulped one ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janner1 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, White Christmas13 said: the pulped one ???? Don’t they both look the same??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Janner1 said: Don’t they both look the same??? Yes they did but the poor Corgy was dead. And she was still alive.???? Camilla I am talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 18 hours ago, IAMHERE said: Has something similar happened in the past with British Royalty? Is the DNA been checked? No but they took his blood to the home depot paint shops and they checked it;s color. Unfortunately they said that even though it was blue it was not the right shade. He claims it was due to living in Australia and consuming copious amounts of Foster beer that would change anyone's blood color. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thasoss Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Not something to brag about surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAMHERE Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 The DNA of the Royalty should be a national treasure. Sometime in the future we will be able to grow replacement parts for them and should be using DNA from the earliest age we can get. Save their hair when cut or trimmed or falls out too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebyrd Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 (edited) Reminds me of the old one: Charles takes one of the corgis for a walk and rounding a corner a car splatters it to the four winds. Then up pops his fairy Godmother: Charles: Oh dear what am I going to tell Mummy? FGM: You're going to be king one day, so you can have one wish, anything you like... Charles: Oh splendid, could you do something about the corgi? FGM: Give me a break, there's nothing of it left. Charles: Oh dear, I've lost my wish. FGM: You're going to be king one day, so you can have another wish.... Charles: Oh splendid, could you make Camilla Parker Bowles beautiful? FGM: Long pregnant pause....... OK, let me have a go at fixing the corgi!! P.S. I missed the Whitechristmas13 version. Edited February 4, 2020 by freebyrd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlover Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 On 1/29/2020 at 8:38 PM, ThreeEyedRaven said: After Edwards alleged antics anything could be believed What's Edward been up to then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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