ravip Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 An Australian ventriloquist visiting Malaysia sees Zakir Naik sitting on his porch patting his pet rabbit. He figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking rabbit, mind if I speak to him" Zakir Naik: "The rabbit doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie" Ventriloquist: 'Hello rabbit, how's it going mate?' Rabbit: 'Doin' all right.' Zakir Naik: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at Zakir Naik) Rabbit: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Rabbit: 'Real good. He feeds me great food and takes me to the farm once a week to play.' Zakir Naik: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Zakir Naik: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going buddy?' Horse: 'Cool' Zakir Naik: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.' Zakir Naik: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your goat?' Zakir Naik: That goat's a f****** liar, I didn't do anything I swear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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