bangrak Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, sammieuk1 said: Stimulus billions of dollars what could possibly go wrong and in all probability that you will end up with is a bottle of red bull DPM ???? Nothing will go wrong, you negativist, there will just be the usual 30 to 40% "vanishing" into the same deep pockets as before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Misterwhisper Posted March 27, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) Why do I always feel uneasy when a Thai politician talks about a "scheme"? Edited March 27, 2020 by Misterwhisper 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangrak Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 36 minutes ago, dinsdale said: I'll tell you what it's going to be. Borrow money from China. I'm still not convinced this wasn't deliberate from the CCP and the Chinese lackies WHO couldn't see a problem. China says international travel ok lap dog WHO says international travel ok. Well it wasn't and isn't. Whatever happened deliberate, accidental, wet market or lab the CCP is complicit and should pay and pay dearly. Indeed 'dinsdale': MAKE CHINA PAY! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metisdead Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Some troll posts have been removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, webfact said: "The government must try to end the outbreak as soon as possible, so the economy can quickly recover. The later, the more difficult," he added. Such an arrogant, self righteous comment. Sincerely hope something was lost in translation with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennb6 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, dcsw53 said: Stimulus measures :- 1. Recruit 20,000 new immigration staff to root out visa overstays. 2. Recruit 10,000 new police to arrest and expel miscreants. 3. Introduce a foreigner tax for those still here. 4. Open 5,000 new car washes to use up any remaining water still left in the reservoirs. 5. Start construction of 1 new runway at both Suvarnabhumi and Don Muang for the 65,000/day Chinese shortly to be coming. 6. Reward everyone in the government handsomely for the marvellous way they have handled things. you've been read in on their scheme already? Whooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennb6 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, RichardColeman said: I imagine all countries banning Chinese tourism until the end the practice of wet markets and eating exotic animals would be a good start - though that would obvious not pan out with the generals you've not been to a local Dalat here? No bats but some of the 'stuff' is mystifyingly gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucegoniners Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Color me skeptical, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickbat Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 In every downturn, worldwide, the rich get richer. They buy up , mop up assets at bargain prices. Debt laden folks will go belly up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, dcsw53 said: Stimulus measures :- 1. Recruit 20,000 new immigration staff to root out visa overstays. 2. Recruit 10,000 new police to arrest and expel miscreants. 3. Introduce a foreigner tax for those still here. 4. Open 5,000 new car washes to use up any remaining water still left in the reservoirs. 5. Start construction of 1 new runway at both Suvarnabhumi and Don Muang for the 65,000/day Chinese shortly to be coming. 6. Reward everyone in the government handsomely for the marvellous way they have handled things. Your insider knowledge is uncanny???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennb6 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 17 minutes ago, RJRS1301 said: I wonder who will be financing the "debt" for all the borrowing going on around the world during this time? It seems that countries like USA have a huge debt before all this, and I have been led to understand a sizeable part of that debt is unwritten by China UK, Australia have now committed lots to support the communitythrough all this, but who unwrites the debt? Anyone more informed able to enlighten me? all I've read pre flu terror was that china's debt to gdp was about 400% so I don't see them financing too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy John Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 16 minutes ago, RJRS1301 said: I wonder who will be financing the "debt" for all the borrowing going on around the world during this time? It seems that countries like USA have a huge debt before all this, and I have been led to understand a sizeable part of that debt is unwritten by China UK, Australia have now committed lots to support the communitythrough all this, but who unwrites the debt? Anyone more informed able to enlighten me? Our Aussie great grand children are underwriting the debt....unless by then they are enslaved by the Chinese. Tibet and Australia under the one thumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rasmus5150 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, trainman34014 said: You missed out another three 0's ! So that makes it 1003 ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traubert Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, dcsw53 said: Stimulus measures :- 1. Recruit 20,000 new immigration staff to root out visa overstays. 2. Recruit 10,000 new police to arrest and expel miscreants. 3. Introduce a foreigner tax for those still here. 4. Open 5,000 new car washes to use up any remaining water still left in the reservoirs. 5. Start construction of 1 new runway at both Suvarnabhumi and Don Muang for the 65,000/day Chinese shortly to be coming. 6. Reward everyone in the government handsomely for the marvellous way they have handled things. Sounds good to me. I'd add a few more but that'll cover 90% of it. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traubert Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Jajazazajaja said: You read some tripe on here, but this really takes the biscuit. And the factory it was made in, possibly the industrial estate it stands in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traubert Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Samui Bodoh said: Easy. Unleash @NCC1701A (Er... Sorry) He's hiding behind the sofa with his mask stapled to his head, not going anywhere until the nasty germs are gone. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traubert Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 39 minutes ago, bangrak said: Indeed 'dinsdale': MAKE CHINA PAY! How? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baansgr Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Zikomat said: I would say at least 100 000 hookers Thailand is 1,000,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exparte Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 OK? Thai’ change their mind every news cycle? Actions speak louder than words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patanawet Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Jajazazajaja said: You read some tripe on here, but this really takes the biscuit. How's your irony transplant going? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi3eddie Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 hours ago, GordyS said: Maybe they are cutting off a certain individual's finances That would definitely free up quite a bit of baht to be spent on real people THAI Airways - "From April 1, it will cancel most of its flights to Europe — London, Frankfurt, Paris, Brussels, Copenhagen, Oslo, Moscow and Stockholm". (BP 25/03/2020) ...but not Zurich or Munich? Why not? Maybe those are Very Important Routes? THAI schedule checked today. TIP: Search any other flight with THAI to Europe during April and see what's available. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobz Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 hours ago, steven100 said: how do you work out a stimulus for 1000 hookers You give money to their customers who in turn give it to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChouDoufu Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 easy-peasy! smart cars for everyone! let the falang hunt begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 5 hours ago, steven100 said: how do you work out a stimulus for 1000 hookers Do you mean 1,000 orgasms? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubon farang Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 5 hours ago, dcsw53 said: Stimulus measures :- 1. Recruit 20,000 new immigration staff to root out visa overstays. 2. Recruit 10,000 new police to arrest and expel miscreants. 3. Introduce a foreigner tax for those still here. 4. Open 5,000 new car washes to use up any remaining water still left in the reservoirs. 5. Start construction of 1 new runway at both Suvarnabhumi and Don Muang for the 65,000/day Chinese shortly to be coming. 6. Reward everyone in the government handsomely for the marvellous way they have handled things. Or double the size of the army and get 10,000 new Generals Plus 5 subs instead of 3 And get 2 new deputy PMs to make it 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkerN Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) Not waving, drowning... unless there's a scheme to suddenly inject a shed-load of competence into these people, then it's pretty much going to be business as usual. A cat cannot be a dog and a clown cannot be a prime minister - unless you're limited to sycophants and aren't telling people what your really doing when you precipitate a treasonous coup-detat.... Edited March 27, 2020 by ParkerN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heist Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Thailand hub of BS (big schemes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 6 hours ago, steven100 said: how do you work out a stimulus for 1000 hookers Them guvnor types are going to get a workout distributing the QE package. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 5 hours ago, NCC1701A said: now I know what Jesus meant when he said "Heal yourselves!" You do realise you're going to be expected to feed the 5000? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsp64 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Yeah, Let's spend tax payers money on those who have never paid tax. No, sorry, hookers and their lazy, tax dodging families be damned. Support the tax payer as you should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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