In a lighter vein...

[ravip]

Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin.

Staff askd:    what hapend?
Secretary:    He asked me are you free tonight?
I said yes!  
Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!

Shocking Introduction at a party.

One man to another
Meet my wife tanya
2nd one:     Ya, I know her.
1st one:      How?
2nd one:    We were caught many a times sleeping together.
1st one:     What??? Angrily... What the hell you are talking?
2nd one:    During lectures in science & history classes. We were classmates

 

Police questioning
Police:         Are you married?
Sardar:        Yes, with a woman.
Police <angrily>:    Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Sardar:                 Yes, my sister did.