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All they needed to do was ask the banks for a list of account numbers, with the Thai ID number, and the date of the last transaction. Pull that in, when an ID is attached to more than one account, choose the one with the most recent transaction. Then send a check with a list of account numbers to the bank. One check for each bank. Done and dusted. Then use the website for those who were not on that list. No chance for fraud. No broken overloaded website. Fastest distribution.

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I just asked Blackie and Junior if they would like to help....and if they can lick the problem as good as they licked my hand the system will run flawlessly.  Of course Blackie can be a bit snappy if you annoy him,  but I  have that problem licked too! 

 

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4 hours ago, TallGuyJohninBKK said:

 

That sounds a bit improbable...even for cash-starved Thailand!

 

The entire population of the country is only about 70 million, and a goodly portion of those are children and the elderly who probably don't do much online relating to govt finances.

 

 

Possibly 20 million attempts?

 

By children and grand children on behalf of their parents, siblings, grandparents and their mate next door.

 

In this household one person made the application on behalf of at least 5 other households/individuals.

 

I offered to let them use my laptop, but they struggled on with their smartphone.

 

 

 

 

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"Free money" - what did they expect? 

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Think I will have a load 10 times capacity by the time I get back home to🤔

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one only has to look at the way thai websites are built to realize they will crash with any sort of traffic, they are poorly designed at best

 

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Oddly my wife said she won't take the free hand out as the government actually has no money, they only have credit and the ability to create debt. She seems to think someone will actually have to pay that money back. Can you imagine? 😆 

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22 hours ago, eisfeld said:

Yea sounds a bit fishy, maybe it was just two 0.3 persons? Or possibly a man-dog hybrid, a Mog?

I remember a headline in one of the UK papers years ago that stated that 2.1 Africans were starving.

 

Then I had a screenshot from Sky that said 2.5 people listened to the Pope's Easter message.

 

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19 minutes ago, Jane Dough said:

I remember a headline in one of the UK papers years ago that stated that 2.1 Africans were starving.

 

Then I had a screenshot from Sky that said 2.5 people listened to the Pope's Easter message.

 

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Does it mean catholics listen in a rather half-hearted way?

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22 hours ago, timendres said:

All they needed to do was ask the banks for a list of account numbers, with the Thai ID number, and the date of the last transaction. Pull that in, when an ID is attached to more than one account, choose the one with the most recent transaction. Then send a check with a list of account numbers to the bank. One check for each bank. Done and dusted. Then use the website for those who were not on that list. No chance for fraud. No broken overloaded website. Fastest distribution.

If I understand correct, it's only for the people working? They were asking quite a bit of questions..

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