Popular Post webfact Posted April 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 2, 2020 Amazing Thailand! Please arrest me officer, I'm drunk and I need a rest in the cells Picture: Sanook Sanook reported that a thirty seven year old Thai construction worker called Jetsada walked into Samed police station in Muang district of Chonburi and asked to be breathalyzed for DUI. He explained that he had just consumed a full bottle of 40 degree spirits and had crossed the road from his building site opposite. "But you just walked here," said an incredulous Pol Major Sakda Pinyophap. "And you haven't been creating a disturbance. How can I arrest you?" Jetsada explained that he was upset with his employer and needed a rest. He hoped very much that the police could arrest him, give him some much needed downtime in the cells and make his employer front up the bail money. Major Sakda, speaking from behind a mask and visor, said sorry, that was not possible at this time. Jetsada was allowed to sit out his drunkenness for a bit, calm down then sent back across the road. The cop said this had never happened at Samed station before. Source: Sanook -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2020-04-02 Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking COVID-19 updates 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 555 40 degree spirit.. the conversation would like something Inspector clouseau would say to his boss Chief Inspector Charles LaRousse Dreyfus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew65 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Love it, especially the employer/ bail money thing!???? Only in Thailand/TIT!!???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin612 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 This is truly amazing, he’s probably stressed out. Also, He’s planning to have a place to sleep and feed him. Therefore, he forfeits his liberty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Leaver Posted April 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 2, 2020 Major Sakda, speaking from behind a mask and visor, said, "Go back, kill your boss, then we can talk about it more." ???? 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oztruckie Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Was that 40 degree bottle of spirits,or 40% alcohol,the latter I'd imagine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jane Dough Posted April 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 2, 2020 I'm still chuckling over this one. We need more stories like this. Does wonders in "isolation" Rooster 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew65 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Reported in Sanook on April 1st!!!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davo369 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 That's funny.... he just didn't want to finish the day off ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew65 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Some years ago the April 1st "report" was that falang over 50 were to be barred from marrying Thai ladies!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eisfeld Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, webfact said: a full bottle of 40 degree spirits Must have been sitting in the sun that bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, webfact said: But you just walked here," said an incredulous Pol Major Sakda Pinyophap. "And you haven't been creating a disturbance. How can I arrest you?" turning around , dropping his strides and showing the Major his own sheriff's badge might've done the trick .. Edited April 2, 2020 by Justgrazing Sp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane Dough Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 43 minutes ago, Andrew65 said: Reported in Sanook on April 1st!!!???? I'm aware of that! Hardly a day when you expect journalists to be unaware! Read TWTW on Sunday for more comments about April Fools. Rooster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew65 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Just now, Jane Dough said: I'm aware of that! Hardly a day when you expect journalists to be unaware! Read TWTW on Sunday for more comments about April Fools. Rooster The Spaghetti Tree!???? Decimal days & weeks etc etc!???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane Dough Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 16 minutes ago, Andrew65 said: The Spaghetti Tree!???? Decimal days & weeks etc etc!???? I was pleased with my banning of "Connect Four"" in Pattaya a couple of years back. I always have believed strongly in getting a sucker, and we entrapped a few that day. Though the point has to be that such an April Fool as that has a lot of basis in fact in Thailand and besides, any reasonable person reading Thaivisa on a daily basis is often obliged to glance at their calendar to make sure if it is actually September or June. Rooster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew65 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Jane Dough said: I was pleased with my banning of "Connect Four"" in Pattaya a couple of years back. I always have believed strongly in getting a sucker, and we entrapped a few that day. Though the point has to be that such an April Fool as that has a lot of basis in fact in Thailand and besides, any reasonable person reading Thaivisa on a daily basis is often obliged to glance at their calendar to make sure if it is actually September or June. Rooster Connect 4 in Pattaya brings back memories, I could sometimes win, perseverance & learning being the thing!!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 WUI; walking under the influence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 15 hours ago, Andrew65 said: Some years ago the April 1st "report" was that falang over 50 were to be barred from marrying Thai ladies!???? And the chemists sold out of Imodium very fast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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