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On 4/10/2020 at 10:25 PM, Traubert said:

Immanuel Kant was a real ****ant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates, himself, was permanently ****ed.

 

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bu**er for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his dram.

 

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fa**,
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker, but a bu**er when he's pi**ed.

 

A drinking song for all you thinkers out there with love from the Monty Python Lads.

 

Be patient.

 
 
 

You reading your little red book again?

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1 hour ago, LennyW said:

Be a few people disappointed today when they wake up to find no alcohol sales in Chonburi province now!

Blind Freddy could see this coming when BKK started their ban a few days ago.

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From the PR Pattaya Facebook Page (Public Relations Pattaya):
 

‼️ order of contagious committee, Chonburi Province, vol. 16

???? order to close the liquor shop until April 30, 2563 (still sell other products)

 do not sell, pay, give away, exchange drinks with all types of alcohol ingredients until April 30, 2563

 do not move, transport, drink with all types of alcohol ingredients until April 30, 2563

 do not drink alcoholic beverages outside the house until 30 April 2563

 

If you can read Thai (or know someone who can) here is the Order:

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1 hour ago, jacko45k said:

What, from being sick or diarrhea?


Hey ! If it works !

I eat Som Tam from the local cart guy and less than 4 hours later I am "losing weight" every time !

Unfortunately it never seems to balance out and I keep gaining weight instead of losing it.

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