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Couples should wear face masks during sex, new study insists

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I wonder if people who wear masks, when driving alone in their car, wear condoms when they sleep alone at home .... 🤔 

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This confirms that they should open the soapies first

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Easy answer, have sex in the shower make sure you bend them over

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I believe that visiting your mistress, or in modern parlance your "you know what" buddy, has been banned in the UK for the time being. Fake news? Perhaps not! 

As for this research, wouldn't just sleeping in proximity in the same bed, canoodling on the sofa, etc be pretty dangerous too. A bed or sofa over 2 metres wide or long needed.

 

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April fools days in June ?

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On 6/4/2020 at 12:01 AM, Paiman said:
On 6/3/2020 at 11:08 PM, johnray said:

Technically the birth rate should go up if men and women are locked at home all the time.

On 6/4/2020 at 12:01 AM, Paiman said:

Well...emm....that should be 9 months later if I paid attention in school.

I'm so old I never learned that in school. 😞

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Well, it has worked for Muslims for years.........

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Without the 2 minute foreplay, that'll cut the whole thing down to 30 seconds!

 

Hardly worth getting your pants off!

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On 6/3/2020 at 10:46 PM, sammieuk1 said:

Try one of these all in ones with a zip lock mouth piece just in case you forget about any oral activities 🤔

 

 CHRIS FEHN MASK SLIPKNOT FANCY DRESS UP MASK GIMP HALLOWEEN COSTUME NEW GIMP UK

..Pinocchio; welcome back.

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On 6/3/2020 at 10:26 PM, kingdong said:

I for one will be giving the missionary position the Spanish archer,and stick to the back scuttle.

woof woof

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Hello! Hello! I see your mask is slipping there sir! I think in light of the projections from your anus that we should suggest anal masks also, excuse me while I open a window madam. Well keep it up sir, if you'll pardon the pun and please retain a video of your intercourse for further inspection by the boys..... ahem... of course I mean the professional staff down the precinct. Please also remember to log in and log out on our intercourse/ fillatio and hand app! Good nigh sir.....madam, don't worry I'll find my own way out ( sound of zipper). Officer: Exit stage left

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I'm telling you, if we don't stop these mask fanatics they will stop at nothing. They'll be arresting newborns soon for not wearing masks.

Edited by Logosone

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Foxnews could have cut to the chase, and simply sent a link for  Chaturbate 👄 📹 🕵️‍♂️ 

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I am at least one meter away from her mouth,,,,stop spending money on old fashioned couplings

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