ravip Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?" Ans: No, I’m picking beans. . 2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to wash them for you. . 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?'' Ans: No, I fell into the toilet bowl. . 4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask are you going up?'' Ans: No, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me. . 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers?'' Ans: No baby, they're carrots. . 6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's.you and ask; ''what are you.doing here?'' Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees. . 7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?'' Ans: No! I'm practicing to die. . 8. You went to a restaurant and the waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?'' Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor. . 9. Are you reading this post?? Answer... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farang51 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Answer: No, I'm reading an article about Al Jaffee retiring from Mad Magazine: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/15/business/media/al-jaffee-mad-magazine.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lacessit Posted June 27, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2020 Yes, and wondering how many friends you have. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Got as far as paragraph 2, presently considering getting away with pulling ladies pants down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, talahtnut said: Got as far as paragraph 2, presently considering getting away with pulling ladies pants down. Nighties are easier. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilotman Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Nighties are easier. Already naked is better 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puchaiyank Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 My favorite question when entering a massage parlor..." 2 hands or 4?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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