Popular Post ravip Posted August 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2020 Students were assigned to read 2 books: 'Titanic' by James Cameron & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report below: Titanic: Cost - $29.99 Clinton: Cost - $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read. Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love & subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : The story of Bill & Monica, their forbidden love & subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:Jack's a starving artist. Clinton: Bill's a bu11s5hit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton : Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : (Let's not go there) Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery. Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : Monica... Ooh. (Let's not go there, either) Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary, basically the same thing. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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