Grumpy one Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Mine would be an extremely wealth orphan and suffer permanent laryngitis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NoshowJones Posted August 23, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 hours ago, colinneil said: Well i already have the perfect woman. No matter how hard i tried i could not find better. Ditto Colin. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilotman Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 a 96 year old millionairess with a terminal illness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Hayduke said: No boyfriends….no parents, no grandparents, no kids, no brothers, no sisters, no uncles, no aunts, no cousins…no unemployed friends. Why not, you don't have to provide financial assistance or anything else to anyone except for responsibilities you chose yourself. I have lived that way all my adult life and done very well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 47 minutes ago, simon43 said: Someone who is smart, witty, unselfish, not obsessed with consumer goods and money, not PC, not afraid to speak her mind. Sadly, I don't think those traits exist in a woman of any nationality .... Wrong they do exist, i married 1 who is smart, witty, unselfish, not obsessed with consumer goods/ money. Yes if / when the need arises she certainly speaks her mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 hours ago, bkk6060 said: One that is young, cute, and pleases me for an hour then leaves. sure - but where do you find such a creature? Oh yeah, everywhere... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingtongfarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Hayduke said: No boyfriends….no parents, no grandparents, no kids, no brothers, no sisters, no uncles, no aunts, no cousins…no unemployed friends. I got one of those apart from no kids, She has a daughter who lives in iran> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpusChristie Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said: My girlfriend on the day I met her: Young, brown, small, beautiful, cute. Perfect. Unfortunately now she is a lot older. At least she is still brown. ???? Is that the one who you met when she was 16 years old ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 is 1 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 hours ago, ezzra said: I once met a girl who thought that f***-ing cook-ing and clean-ing are cities in China... She oder "some young guy" in Chinese restaurant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matzzon Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Berkshire said: Even if I had the "perfect woman," I'd still want to nail every young hottie I see. It's a curse. And yes, a personal problem. Sure, it's a personal problem for every single individual. That, at the same time as it is a wish and a thing that you share with many men. Myself included. I also believe that many do what they can to control that "want". However, "want" is going to be very strong. Therefore I also strongly believe many men fall from grace a few or many times in their lives. Myself included. From that to be a married man that lives in the bars. Yeah, that I would guess is up to ones own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert bloggs Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 years ago the answer would have been very different( i was a wandering soul that had a few and moved on) ,but now ,my wife ,to me she is the perfect wife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, CorpusChristie said: Is that the one who you met when she was 16 years old ? Yes. It seems lots of people will never forget that post. Her age was part of what made her perfect. She was nice and innocent at that time and now, many years later, she is (mostly) still nice and innocent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, bert bloggs said: years ago the answer would have been very different( i was a wandering soul that had a few and moved on) ,but now ,my wife ,to me she is the perfect wife. Is she standing behind you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Just now, OneMoreFarang said: Yes. It seems lots of people will never forget that post. Her age was part of what made her perfect. She was nice and innocent at that time and now, many years later, she is (mostly) still nice and innocent. It's great when new (ish) members remember posts from before they joined. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert bloggs Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 minute ago, OneMoreFarang said: Is she standing behind you? no ,in front with the gun???? actually she is out running ,with her friends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, BritManToo said: It's great when new (ish) members remember posts from before they joined. A certain potty likes to quote me again and again... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 (edited) Just now, OneMoreFarang said: A certain potty likes to quote me again and again... I don't have that problem, I always put them on my ignore list (apart from NancyL). They can quote what they like, I won't see it. Edited August 23, 2020 by BritManToo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, simon43 said: Someone who is smart, witty, unselfish, not obsessed with consumer goods and money, not PC, not afraid to speak her mind. Sadly, I don't think those traits exist in a woman of any nationality .... I am sure they exist. But don't expect to find a pretty one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 59 minutes ago, Pilotman said: a 96 year old millionairess with a terminal illness. And then imagine to satisfy her until she dies maybe a decade later. ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CorpusChristie Posted August 23, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2020 I have lowered my standards somewhat since being living in Thailand . Now, my perfect woman would be one that doesnt lie or steal and has basic survival skills , like washing clothes in a washing machine , hanging the clothes in a wardrobe , making food and doesn't charge for sex 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotandsticky Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, CorpusChristie said: I have lowered my standards somewhat since being living in Thailand . Now, my perfect woman would be one that doesnt lie or steal and has basic survival skills , like washing clothes in a washing machine , hanging the clothes in a wardrobe , making food and doesn't charge for sex I would even be prepared to compromise on your last condition....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, CorpusChristie said: I have lowered my standards somewhat since being living in Thailand . Now, my perfect woman would be one that doesnt lie or steal and has basic survival skills , like washing clothes in a washing machine , hanging the clothes in a wardrobe , making food and doesn't charge for sex Most Thai women don't charge for sex. Just marry them and make sure they have a house, a car and at least one credit card. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfHuy Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, sanuk711 said: My wife has stood by me for over 24 years. Through my alcoholism and drug and gambling addictions, through many affairs I have had, bouts of VD and, most recently, when she caught with her younger sister . Can someone please tell me what I've got to do to get rid of this women? send her to BritMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton Rd Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Not fussy just one that cooks, keeps her mouth shut when about to moan or say something stupid, sucks for more than 30 seconds, can hold an intelligent conversation and can play chess. Mine does none of these ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfHuy Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 32 minutes ago, bert bloggs said: no ,in front with the gun???? actually she is out running ,with her friends. Running with her brother and cousin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa al Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Braids. No gag reflex. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith101 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Hayduke said: No boyfriends….no parents, no grandparents, no kids, no brothers, no sisters, no uncles, no aunts, no cousins…no unemployed friends. Exactly the right one but to extend just a little small breasts preferred . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 but I keep it simple... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Susco Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 (edited) 1.20m height, flat head and big ears Edited August 23, 2020 by Susco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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