Popular Post Brer Posted September 7, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2020 (edited) Gmn Since I have been drinking the new Chang apparently all night I am dropping some awful farts. I quite like it, a bit of a wheaty taste, the missus has been drinking it too but she says “ port tong” Its getting a bit stinky and I find I have to visit the “Hong nam” more during the night. Has anyone else tried it? I do usually have between 5 to 6 longnecks, when I switch back to the normal Chang things seem a bit better, and it’s 4.8 against 5.0%,. Edited September 7, 2020 by Brer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThailandRyan Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Huge elephant farts I presume 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surangw Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 maybe it makes you crave volatile snacks ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 lucky the effect of the Chang matches her make up! Might have been quite different if it was Heineken; - - for she could be incompatible with dutch ovens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DrTuner Posted September 7, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2020 Finally, a worthy quest for information on TVF. I must get me a bottle and test. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldie Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Very interesting topic. After how many Chang did you farth the first time and for how long? How did it smell? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr mr Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 hahah you admitted in a public forum that you actually drink chang. keng is that you ? keng is my brother in law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Brer said: all night I am dropping some awful farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Grumpy one Posted September 7, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2020 Next time you have a desire to fart, bend over and let the missus ignite the gas as it escapes. Make sure she has a camera to capture the event, then post the pics. Be sure to get the flame in good focus 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brer Posted September 7, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2020 6 hours ago, Oldie said: Very interesting topic. After how many Chang did you farth the first time and for how long? How did it smell? It usually starts when I lay down on the bed, any effort to turn over and one escapes, once I produced one that continued for at least 7 or 8 seconds. Smell wise they are quite rich and pungent and I think would at least score 9 from 10, they can vary a bit depending on what else was consumed food wise. The smell lingers a bit and the bedroom requires a good airing in the morning. Luckily they are dry farts so no skid marks. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThailandRyan Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Brer said: It usually starts when I lay down on the bed, any effort to turn over and one escapes, once I produced one that continued for at least 7 or 8 seconds. Smell wise they are quite rich and pungent and I think would at least score 9 from 10, they can vary a bit depending on what else was consumed food wise. The smell lingers a bit and the bedroom requires a good airing in the morning. Luckily they are dry farts so no skid marks. If you sleep without skivvies then you just have to worry about the walls being spackled, and no skid marks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneeyedJohn Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 14 hours ago, Brer said: It usually starts when I lay down on the bed, any effort to turn over and one escapes, once I produced one that continued for at least 7 or 8 seconds. Smell wise they are quite rich and pungent and I think would at least score 9 from 10, they can vary a bit depending on what else was consumed food wise. The smell lingers a bit and the bedroom requires a good airing in the morning. Luckily they are dry farts so no skid marks. That sounds great. I can't wait to try some.???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herfiehandbag Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Came to Thailand for the culture did we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puchaiyank Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 This thread smells of stale beer and cigarette butts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThailandRyan Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 The Chang Cultural Tour starts here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubonjoe Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Topic is not specific for Isaan. Moved to the farang pub and etc forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matzzon Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 (edited) 11 hours ago, Brer said: Has anyone else tried it? Yes, and not a single little problem. Nah, oohh! Forgot! More than the headache and slowmotion function that sets in every morning after drinking 7-8 big bottles. Edited September 8, 2020 by Matzzon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 7 hours ago, Brer said: Smell wise they are quite rich and pungent and I think would at least score 9 from 10, they can vary a bit depending on what else was consumed food wise. Ah, so a bit leathery, with a hint of citrusy tones, a smooth finish, yes? Since wines are more expensive than liquid gold here, could just as well use the vocab for something else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Poke Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 On 9/8/2020 at 6:29 AM, Brer said: .....once I produced one that continued for at least 7 or 8 seconds. Smell wise they are quite rich and pungent and I think would at least score 9 from 10...... Luckily they are dry farts so no skid marks. You're living the dream my friend - length beyond your wildest ambition, a lingering sustain, a haunting aroma, and bone dry. Frame this moment of farting perfection. It may never happen this way ever again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 On 9/8/2020 at 6:29 AM, Brer said: Luckily they are dry farts so no skid marks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Guys. Are you absolutely it is the emission you suspect and not Donald Trump's rhetoric on Fox News. Trump, of course, being the operative word!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpusChristie Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Patriot said: Guys. Are you absolutely it is the emission you suspect and not Donald Trump's rhetoric on Fox News. Trump, of course, being the operative word!! Off topic . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Oh; sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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