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Amazing Thailand: Massage parlours and spas to be used to quarantine foreign tourists


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Well did they not read the article the other day where krabi said they don’t want anyone coming there from outside Thailand ? ????

Not to mention I would bet my life these massage and spa places are all in the most expensive 5* hotels in krabi area so you can imagine the prices they will be charging ! ???? 

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Would like to see photos of the facility and the staff first. Also a detailed price list for the additional services. I like the idea of being locked up in a massage parlor like Poseidon, Emmanuelle or La Belle for 14 days. ????????????

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8 hours ago, mr mr said:

another day....another boner of a headline. 

@mr mr another day another thai nobody commenting on something that has nothing to do with him. why do the thai government let every tom,dick and harry make statements. one or two spokesmans it should be so then everything is clear....(well clear as you'll ever get from thailand!!)

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8 hours ago, webfact said:

Massage parlours and spas to be used to quarantine foreign tourists

Do they supply  Mixed Staff to accommodate All the Genders whilst in the Lock up.

Full Body Suits and Disinfectants are Needed Before and After being Served.

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1 minute ago, Bender Rodriguez said:

so quarantine hookers or something ? and they also have to be quarantined right, otherwise, what is the use of this whole joke ?

All grabbing everyone's junk from fellow quarantined people.  Is there a plural form of quarantine?  Quarantinees?  Quarantii?  

Wheres a grammar nazy?  (sic)

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17 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Viagra, sildenafil, Kamagra, they might help keep it up but it might be that your knees get a little wobbly, and that's what the massage is for....lol

Thats why they give you the tea breaks.......those that enter the gauntlet and survive the 14 days will be issues a visa and released into the wild of LOS...all others will be admitted to the temple to live out days as monks.

 

Let the Best Grandpa take the crown....separate the men from the boys aka quality tourists..lets begin....

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On 9/26/2020 at 10:08 AM, mikebell said:

At my age I'd never last 14 days; wouldn't mind trying for a week tho'.

Cum on mate,  you could do it.  A couple of blue pills for breakfast and a couple at dinner time.   I am in, even if it kills me! 

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Those pills 

22 hours ago, Grumpy John said:

Cum on mate,  you could do it.  A couple of blue pills for breakfast and a couple at dinner time.   I am in, even if it kills me! 

Those pills don't always do the trick;  I took nine of them last night but only eight worked.  Take them with plenty of water; if you get one stuck you'll wake up with a stiff neck.

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