jomtienisgood Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 48 minutes ago, shackleton said: I am getting buried at sea with six Pall bearers people who have upset me here in Thailand Stop polluting the Oceans... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bantex Posted October 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, 4MyEgo said: No more serious boring funerals anymore Well, what’s the first three letters of “funeral” ? Edited October 31, 2020 by Bantex 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jomtienisgood Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 13 hours ago, katana said: They tapped on the coffin to make sure he was watching when the dancing started: https://youtu.be/Eelno8X-Kbc?t=54 Reminds me of Baccara in Soi Cowboy with the mirrors on the bar...... for the ones whom remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burma Bill Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 23 hours ago, webfact said: performance by Coyote dancers How about these?? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DBath Posted October 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2020 23 hours ago, NCC1701A said: i'm not dead yet but you can bet this what my funeral will look like. with slightly more risque outfits. Outfits? Who said anything about outfits?!? ???? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KKr Posted October 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2020 Note to self: Monday 08.01 make appointment with Notary for addition to final directives. 12.01 make appointment for rehearsals in situ. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightSky Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 22 hours ago, ChipButty said: I think I'll have bunch of ladyboys dancing at my funeral Each to his own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 What no ping pong balls.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jomtienisgood Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Destiny1990 said: What no ping pong balls.. Or darts, or goldfish,etc....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 I bet he didn’t have in mind they would be so well covered up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jomtienisgood Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, Reigntax said: I bet he didn’t have in mind they would be so well covered up At least for once some positive response to a subject. 5555555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post connda Posted October 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2020 I've been to funerals with coyote dancers and bands. Heck of a lot of fun and are great send-off. Like New Orleans, Thailand knows how to hold a good old fashion wake! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post connda Posted October 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2020 On 10/30/2020 at 2:52 PM, NCC1701A said: i'm not dead yet but you can bet this what my funeral will look like. with slightly more risque outfits. Why waste a good funeral. I think I'll have mine with coyote dancers before I die. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post connda Posted October 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2020 6 hours ago, 4MyEgo said: No more serious boring funerals anymore, request sent to wife, dancers must have less clothes and know how to really thrust, YES ! Much better than a bunch of weepy faced mourners. That really is the way to go out! Everyone smiling and happy and having a good time. I've got to update my Will - "Coyote dancers at my funeral or all my assets go to the Coyote Foundation and my pets." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 51 minutes ago, connda said: Much better than a bunch of weepy faced mourners. That really is the way to go out! Everyone smiling and happy and having a good time. I've got to update my Will - "Coyote dancers at my funeral or all my assets go to the Coyote Foundation and my pets." Only if the coyote foundation hasn’t absconded with all assets before you die 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhaoYai Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 On 10/30/2020 at 7:52 AM, NCC1701A said: i'm not dead yet You're not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nausea Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 I've always thought some big orgy, Venusberg style might be appropriate. Yeah, I can see myself going into the flames accompanied by that Venusberg overture. Of course, I won't care - Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo. My dear old Dad, 90+ and still going strong, always said we could wrap him in newspapers and bury him at the bottom of the garden, for all he cares. And he's a guy who did the right thing, sacrificed himself to his family, and is surrounded by tons of grandkids. Take from that what you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post billd766 Posted October 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2020 10 hours ago, micmichd said: I'll be thrown into the Gulf of Siam. Into the Pacific Ocean. I told my wife not to chuck my remains in the river or sea (because I can't swim) but take me to Suwannaphum airport and leave me behind McDonalds or KFC in case I get hungry. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerolamo Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Everything who will not become a standard for funerals can be good. Why not ? If it is not an obligation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiSePuede419 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Someone give those dancers a meat sandwich. They look like they've starving. ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony125 Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 On 10/31/2020 at 3:59 PM, connda said: I've been to funerals with coyote dancers and bands. Heck of a lot of fun and are great send-off. Like New Orleans, Thailand knows how to hold a good old fashion wake! I first learned about the jazz band send off from the movie "Live and Let Die" with Roger Moore They really have them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Just in case anyone comes to my funeral and nobody else remembers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBath Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 On 10/30/2020 at 3:46 PM, ChipButty said: I think I'll have bunch of ladyboys dancing at my funeral Hey, It’s your funeral, far be-it from me to judge you for it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBath Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 On 10/31/2020 at 2:38 PM, jomtienisgood said: Or darts, or goldfish,etc....... Or bananas!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 29 minutes ago, DBath said: Hey, It’s your funeral, far be-it from me to judge you for it!! Too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Send my ashes to the tax man he's had everything else 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBath Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 2 hours ago, VocalNeal said: Just in case anyone comes to my funeral and nobody else remembers! Wow, nobody will appreciate this, but I’ve been trying to find this song for the last few years, so I could add it to my Apple Music library. I never knew who the artist was, which made it very difficult to find, since there are no lyrics. Thanks much!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Dancing for the Dead: Funeral Strippers in Taiwan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 13 hours ago, DBath said: Wow, nobody will appreciate this, but I’ve been trying to find this song for the last few years, so I could add it to my Apple Music library. I never knew who the artist was, which made it very difficult to find, since there are no lyrics. Thanks much!! You are welcome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 21 hours ago, DBath said: Wow, nobody will appreciate this, but I’ve been trying to find this song for the last few years, so I could add it to my Apple Music library. I never knew who the artist was, which made it very difficult to find, since there are no lyrics. Thanks much!! There is an extended version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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