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Dead drunk’s resurrection shocks locals


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On 11/17/2020 at 8:09 PM, turnpike said:

Maybe he just naturally smelled really bad...enough to attract flies.

 

Same thing's happened to me a couple of times.    : )

only twice, you need to improve your score...

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Happens every day around quitting time. Corpses who haven't moved for hours suddenly get up to go home.  And that's in the USA.

 

They even sell gag posters:  "Anyone who doesn't believe in the resurrection should stop by this place at quitting time.  Just don't get in the way of the exit" and "Employees who die at your desk are kindly requested to lay on the floor, so we can tell the difference"

 

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I remember in high school when we saw our first passed out drunk in a field.  we all took selfies with him for two days, getting soo many likes on Facebook!!!  we even changed his position many times....

 

after 3 days the police came and said he has been dead for 3 hours.

 

ah.....errrrrr........ah.......errrrr......well, ah.........errrrrrrr.......it's a mai bpen rai.  

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