Solinvictus 896 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) My wife…. she don’t go for me either. When she gave birth, I asked if I should be in the room with her. She said “What for?” When I got pregnant you weren’t in the room with me? R.D. Edited November 28, 2020 by Solinvictus 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CorpusChristie 7,887 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 I don't think that that jokes deserves its own thread 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jvs 5,664 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 35 minutes ago, Solinvictus said: My wife…. she don’t go for me either. When she gave birth, I asked if I should be in the room with her. She said “What for?” When I got pregnant you weren’t in the room with me? Yes,i left before you got home!Will you name it after me? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
VocalNeal 7,277 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Quote Cream rises to the top,unfortunately so does scum. Why men float? Because they are scum? Link to post Share on other sites
jvs 5,664 Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 19 hours ago, VocalNeal said: Why men float? Because they are scum? Some men do because they are scum for sure,other like me(**)are cream. Link to post Share on other sites
VocalNeal 7,277 Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 ^ Smells after 3 days in the sun? Link to post Share on other sites
1FinickyOne 7,046 Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 my wife and I agreed only to smoke after we had sex to cut down on cigarettes... I haven't had a cigarette in 10 years, my wife is up to 2 packs a day... Rodney Dangerfield... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
chickenslegs 13,449 Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 11/28/2020 at 3:33 PM, CorpusChristie said: I don't think that that jokes deserves its own thread Maybe in the Marriage and Divorce forum. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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