The Baaad Christmas Jokes Thread 2020 - Old, New, Ancient, Prehistoric - We don't care just make them Bad.

[Crossy 27,213]

Love this Christmas stamp, and it’s great to see Mary on keyboards and Joseph on vocals. Another modern interpretation.

[sanuk711 7,671]

[sanuk711 7,671]

Jim couldn’t wait to unwrap his Christmas present from Dave

[sanuk711 7,671]

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[Saraphee 555]

 

Edited December 1, 2020 by Saraphee
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[chickenslegs 13,449]

Q: What is Santa's elves favourite kind of music?

A: ‘Wrap’ music.

 

Q: How do snowmen travel around?

A: By icicle.

 

Q: Why did Santa ban fizzy drinks from his workshop?

A: Because they were bad for his elf.

 

(Well, you did ask for bad jokes)

[chickenslegs 13,449]

Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas quacker!

 

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis!

 

Q: What is Santa's favorite pizza?
A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

 

I'm getting my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
Not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.

[roo860 7,893]

[sanuk711 7,671]

[Crossy 27,213]

“POLICE! OPEN UP, WE KNOW YOUVE BOUGHT A TURKEY THAT SERVES 10-12”

[Crossy 27,213]

This nativity scene of two T-Rex fighting over a water melon is a pretty modern interpretation.

Once you’ve seen it you will never un-see it!

 

[Crossy 27,213]

They used to laugh and call him names ......no one calls him names; no one!

[chickenslegs 13,449]

[tgw 1,482]

here goes...

 

[Salerno 4,113]