take heart: it's the choking season haiku contest ... everyone (cough) is a winner !

[amexpat]

such a rugged guy

no doubt former S A S

now barstool hero 

[canthai55]

Insult - always the last stand

Mind find nothing to say

Lower 48 Syndrome

[grin]

Should we say hi Coo

Or should it be bye bye Coo

Sing Coo Coo Ca Choo

[orang37]

                      haiku's not the sound

                      you make when you are sneezing:

                      that sound is "ka choo"

 

[amexpat]

On 3/12/2021 at 9:11 PM, canthai55 said:

Lower 48 Syndrome

jingoistic slurs 

from pathetic wanabes 

mean nothing to me 

[canthai55]

Insult again - Sad

Riposte not work for you - or Humor ?

How the View High Horse ?

[amexpat]

Chiang Mai absent smoke

a very fine place to live 

but smoke is too real

[amexpat]

17 hours ago, canthai55 said:

Insult again - Sad

his hobbies include 

yank bashing and victimhood 

so self unaware 

[orang37]

 

 

                      all smoke and fun-house

                      mirrors: until march-april

                      takes your breath  away

 

[canthai55]

deleted

 

Edited March 17, 2021 by canthai55

[Bri19000]

Forget this man, I'm out
This air I breath tastes like grout
Pass me the water spout

[canthai55]

Posters on this Forum Shout

When its Smoky, "Scream and Shout"

AQI Ad Infinitum

[canthai55]

Get a Life Methinks

Doom and Gloom - Repeat Repeat

Cockatoos the Lot of U

[orang37]

 

 

                      amazing thailand:

                      you  may find enlightenment

                      after you go broke

[LomSak27]

Hills with snakes of fire

Out an air bus window at night

The past is never past

[1FinickyOne]

where am I going

why I am I here so long

Around the corner.

[LomSak27]

Red motorbike eyes cry

Golden Mangoes, Sticky Rice and Durian

Prayers answered, globbaan, goodbye

Edited March 19, 2021 by LomSak27

[orang37]

 

 

                      amazing chiang mai:

                      farangs  don't  pay  extra  to

                      inhale burning waste

[katana]

Somchai stood by the burning field
His heart was all aquiver
He began to cough...his leg fell off...and floated down the river

 

Alright. That wasn't strict 5-7-5 Haiku format. But relying on:

On 3/5/2021 at 7:15 AM, orang37 said:

You may wonder if the suggested syllable lengths for the three line entries are "rules:"  we can only reply that in the face of such artistic charisma  our "rules" are  as flexible,  as frequently changing, as ... immigration law, and the weekly/daily "get the touri$t$  back here" initiatives of Expatria's officialdom.

 

 

[Odysseus123]

mome raths  gimbling

the borogroves flee the sois

will brillig never come?

 

[katana]

Old Odysseus
Tied to his mast in torment
Out of alcohol

Edited March 21, 2021 by katana

[Odysseus123]

Dogs without bones

katana without a sheath

the right hand pauses.

 

[orang37]

 

 

                      chiang mai has sirens:

                      both seductive maidens,

                      and ambulances

[Odysseus123]

43 minutes ago, orang37 said:

 

 

                      chiang mai has sirens:

                      both seductive maidens,

                      and ambulances

Excellent!????

[orang37]

 

 

                      the one thing saves me

                      from breathing polluted air

                      is not inhaling

[orang37]

 

                      amazing thailand:

                      you won't survive here without

                      being paranoid     

[canthai55]

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style

Ain't got no gal to make you smile
Don't worry, be happy

 

(Thanks Bobby)

 

 

Edited March 27, 2021 by canthai55

[orang37]

 

                      if you die, and, i

                      live, is my carbon footprint

                      any less toxic ?  

[orang37]

 

 

                      tam mai raak chiang mai:

                      mai ru ... banthee samong chan

                      ben loi per-cent tod

 

                      why love chiang mai:

                      i don't  know  ...  maybe my  brain

                      is  completely fried

[orang37]

 

 

                      if i could just blame

                      everything on bad air:

                      i'd feel much better