THE WEEK THAT WAS Move abroad? You’re ‘avin a laff! Rooster’s top ten reasons to stay in Thailand

[rumak]

13 minutes ago, Elkski said:

If a person has a nice house, financial stable in a nice 4 season climate there is only 1 reason to live in Thailand and my woman is the jealous type so no reason.   I never slept 1 night in Thailand without more noise than my current location in USA.  Really the most noisy location is quieter than Thailand.  The street food is tasty but not clean or sanitary.  Not getting sick is just a testimony if the human gut.   I cant stand the sound of roosters crowing, dogs barking, and monk noise on loud speakers.   

 

Well,  i mortgaged my future long time ago ,   coming to Thailand when it was a place of adventure.    Not too many, if any,  places one can do that now.    I was fortunate enough to find some ways to get by , living within my means.

Now,  well,  i still like Thailand over the US............. though i lived in N Calif  when it was cheap and sure liked the climate.    Financially stable ?   Here, yes.   There......... nope.  

But just in case,   what is a new AK 47 going for nowadays ?

[covidiot]

3 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

For me, that likelihood of finding that back in the US, would be very low.

Yeah, there are no good women in Western countries. 

(sarcasm)

[SiSePuede419]

8 hours ago, PGSan said:

Good, but why stop working so young [Age 78]?

Because he doesn't have a hobby to keep him occupied, like Scrabble. ????

Edited May 9, 2021 by SiSePuede419

[Dont confuse me]

Personally I can't agree with all the content some of which I found a little self congratulating.

But if Thailand works for you I'm pleased for you and those like you.

After 7 years here I couldn’t wait to get out and live somewhere that doesn't have dual standards or pricing, somewhere I'm not apprehensive about speaking or complaining to police. I'm confident of driving on all the roads knowing that the vast majority of other road users don't drive like lunatics, where there is virtually no litter blowing around the streets where I can confidently walk past a rubbish bin without fearing inhaling any toxic fumes.

I could go on but no point in labouring the obvious. 

[Andycoops]

I'm with you as I have only been back to the UK 4 times in 13 years and have no intention of ever leaving, unless I am escorted from the premises.

My life style and quality of life are immeasurably better than London and even though Thailand has it's foibles, it wins hands down for me.

[1FinickyOne]

14 hours ago, clivebaxter said:

'Don’t let Thai language be a hindrance to living in the country and never listen to those who say it is too hard or too late to learn. With a little effort Thai is easy to master'

 

What has Thais leaving the country got to do with learning Thai? they already have! Obviously sarcasm, it is NOT easy, I should know been at it since 1994 and still can't string a sentence together. ????

 

have you considered a different teacher or method of learning?

[PGSan]

6 hours ago, Dont confuse me said:

Personally I can't agree with all the content some of which I found a little self congratulating.

Aah, but!!!  That the tone is not agreeable is not related to your agreement with with the content.

[1FinickyOne]

13 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

 

A big factor here, is the relatively light hearted attitude of the people.

Yes, for me too... but thanks for all the price comparisons... I am always curious... 

 

Were the prices quoted city or country prices in USA and is there much of a difference? 

[BritManToo]

19 hours ago, rumak said:

"I have two ambitions in life: One is to drink every Pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on Earth." Oliver Reed.  

interesting that you choose that quote .   is that the "better yourself"  that you follow ? 

I would agree with Ollie, but add 'attractive' in front of 'women'.

Sadly, I've just about reached the age that 'sleep with' is about all I can manage.

[PGSan]

12 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

Or has not tried a language like Spanish

Which languages are these?  

 

And what on earth has the linguistic abilities and social attitudes of Spanish speakers got to do with Thailand and its language? 

[BritManToo]

9 hours ago, covidiot said:

Yeah, there are no good women in Western countries. 

(sarcasm)

There are very few 'slim, young, cheap and available' women in the UK prepared to bed a 60+ year old man. Would be a more accurate description.

Edited May 10, 2021 by BritManToo

[PGSan]

2 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

There are very few 'slim, young, cheap and available' women in the UK prepared to bed a 60+ year old man. Would be a more accurate description.

Do, your research thoroughly on that one, please!

[clivebaxter]

33 minutes ago, 1FinickyOne said:

have you considered a different teacher or method of learning?

 

My wife is a Thai language teacher who has taught many not only to speak and read it but also to write to a high standard. I tried linguaphone, those Becker books, tapes, cd's and various online methods, hopeless i'm afraid. Mrs will tell me one thing today and I will have forgotten it tomorrow, tones I never could hear unless exaggerated.

[clivebaxter]

4 minutes ago, PGSan said:

Do, your research thoroughly on that one, please!

Got any links on that mate?

[rumak]

18 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

I would agree with Ollie, but add 'attractive' in front of 'women'.

Sadly, I've just about reached the age that 'sleep with' is about all I can manage.

haha    i was going to write :     drink:  i can't  keep it down like before

                                                         sex :   I can't keep it up like before   !

 

well, bm2 .......there's always our memories .    though that's fading as well  ????????????

[Sticky Rice Balls]

On 5/9/2021 at 11:38 AM, rooster59 said:

Just avoid, as anywhere, lending money….

 

searching for that thread the other week about the Lad offering a thai 2 million bt loan....

 

[1FinickyOne]

55 minutes ago, clivebaxter said:

 

My wife is a Thai language teacher who has taught many not only to speak and read it but also to write to a high standard. I tried linguaphone, those Becker books, tapes, cd's and various online methods, hopeless i'm afraid. Mrs will tell me one thing today and I will have forgotten it tomorrow, tones I never could hear unless exaggerated.

I would find learning from my wife difficult to deadly... as she with me. Otherwise we get along fine. I also could not do Becker... there would be no way I could memorize the pages of transliteration guides w/upside down  e's etc...

 

we all learn differently and have different aptitudes in different subjects... it seems you have given it a fair shot.. on to something else, I guess. 

[Stargeezr]

A good read Rooster, thanks.  I had a friend Bob who lived in the Pattaya area for some years, then in Hua Hin

with his wife Gif.  He was 70 and moved to Roi Et, where he had built a house. Sadly he died there a few years

after moving.    Bob had been in Thailand for over 25 to 30 years, and had only went back to England a few times

as he said, it was a bit depressing to see his old neighborhood had went from proper British folk, to all Arab Brits.

  So he felt it was more peaceful in Thailand, and the Winter especially was way better.

    My Thai relatives, give me lots of places to stay during my visits so living in Thailand is not necessary for me, but I do

still enjoy the visits. 

Geezer

[kingofthemountain]

2 hours ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

searching for that thread the other week about the Lad offering a thai 2 million bt loan....

Robmuir, yeahh a real champion this dude:

You are welcome

[Namtak]

16 hours ago, rumak said:

 

oh boy ........   one of these guys .       while i am here,  what does Namtak mean ?   any relation to  kee tak ?

 

BTW,  you can add spidermike's list of common characteristics found in the US :

    " You just do not find that in the US, where most seem bitter, disenchanted, unfulfilled, and heavy hearted. It is ridiculously hard to get the average American to laugh. And I can be quite funny. "

So you state that you felt a certain way while you were in the us, but then you don't explain why, you have nothing but someone else's post to refer to, then add a ridiculous generalization while deflecting the original question. 

 

So, either you have a legitimate reason for your original statement, or you don't. 

 

Explain what you are talking about, if you have any ability to do so. 

[rumak]

4 minutes ago, Namtak said:

So you state that you felt a certain way while you were in the us, but then you don't explain why, you have nothing but someone else's post to refer to, then add a ridiculous generalization while deflecting the original question. 

 

So, either you have a legitimate reason for your original statement, or you don't. 

 

Explain what you are talking about, if you have any ability to do so. 

 

oh boy.... one of these guys !    hahahaha

 

now putting "sad" emojis"  on all my posts  .        and he is asking me to explain about aggressive people in US .     hahahaha        

 

just calm down and walk on young man ..............  i ignore keyboard warriors 

[spidermike007]

17 hours ago, rumak said:

 

Spider,  i have asked you once before to stop extolling the good things about living here !!

 

Its guys like you that give Thailand a good name,  and then MORE of those "other people" start showing up........ bringing their lovely western attitudes with them.    Last warning ????

 

note:  humor ( based on truth )    lol

 

Funny man! Yeah, sometimes I feel like we do not see enough humor, and the kind of lighthearted spirit many Thais demonstrate, on this forum. Why not have some fun? Life is too short to take ourselves too seriously.

 

On a more serious note, at this juncture, I think we no longer have to worry about Thailand becoming flooded with more ex-pats. Thank Prayuth, Anutin and Phiphat for that. I guess they are good for something productive!

[spidermike007]

15 hours ago, covidiot said:

Yeah, there are no good women in Western countries. 

(sarcasm)

There are plenty of good women in Western countries. But, they are alot harder to find, and a far smaller percentage of them are comfortable manifesting the dignity and beauty within their femininity. Not to mention the ridiculous height of the hurdles, to find one who is pretty, smart, not overweight, not overbearing, fun, intelligent, and not a warmongering type. 

[spidermike007]

5 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said:

Yes, for me too... but thanks for all the price comparisons... I am always curious... 

 

Were the prices quoted city or country prices in USA and is there much of a difference? 

In my case city prices. But, when it comes to anything labor related, prices in the US are downright surreal. A friend of mine is having his pine tree trimmed. Quotes range from $1,500 to $3,000. Insanity. I just had my rear bumper area of my car re-painted here. 2,000 baht. In the US? $800 or so.

[spidermike007]

5 hours ago, PGSan said:

Which languages are these?  

 

And what on earth has the linguistic abilities and social attitudes of Spanish speakers got to do with Thailand and its language? 

Alot. Most Thai people are not linguistically oriented. They have a very hard time understanding what a foreigner is trying to say, in Thai, if you do not get the pronunciation and tonal qualities just right. It is the imagination, and the creativity, that allows an ability to dance in circles around a problem, and the desire to understand, that truly differentiates most Latinos, from most Thais. 

[spidermike007]

5 hours ago, PGSan said:

Strictly  speaking it is not an alphabet, but never mind!  And it is ‘from South Asia’ (approx.)

 

Where do you believe the so-called ‘Latin alphabet’ comes from?   From the great and wise Creator of all Things?   Or from another part of Asia?

You seem to imply that this one alphabet is useful for any language?

Noting also of course that the way it is used to write English is totally appealing and stupid.

 

What I meant is a very practical aspect of learning a new language. When you can read the alphabet, you can see a word spelled out, and it makes it far easier to grasp what you are trying to learn, and relate to the word or sentence. That is why most say if you really want to learn Thai, learn to read and write first. Right?

[paulikens]

On 5/9/2021 at 5:38 AM, rooster59 said:

I’d let them off but fine them for wearing shorts and having their tattooed bellies hanging out. Talk about letting the side down. 

what the hell is wrong with wearing shorts???  tattooed bellies i get, but shorts???

[rumak]

43 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

 Yeah, sometimes I feel like we do not see enough humor, and the kind of lighthearted spirit many Thais demonstrate, on this forum. Why not have some fun? Life is too short to take ourselves too seriously.

 

I second that emotion.    I try my best to present a balance of seriousness and humor, though it seems that as time goes by i lean more to humor.   So many subjects turn into absurd pi$$ing contests instead of an exchange of thoughts and opinions.

 

While so many here bemoan the Thai's supposed lack of desire/ability to discuss things in an intellectual manner that fits the westerners upbringing............. 

Many Thais are not impressed by the need foreigners seem to have to criticize so much and be "so serious".    

 

In a perfect world ,  all would possess a perfect balance .  Oh,  and everyone would have to agree on what that was , of course.   Food for thought and another idea for a thread here on TV  for which "facts, sources, idiots, and know it alls "  could come together. 

(something that is rarely accomplished unless she's faking it ) 

 

[RobMuir]

4 hours ago, kingofthemountain said:

Robmuir, yeahh a real champion this dude:

You are welcome

 

 

You are the dude who likes Pattaya ladyboys right? 

 

[kingofthemountain]

18 minutes ago, RobMuir said:

 

 

You are the dude who likes Pattaya ladyboys right? 

 

yeah it's me

do you have any problem with that?

 

Edited May 10, 2021 by kingofthemountain