Popular Post habuspasha Posted June 10, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2021 Got my first gray hair at 16 and turned 30 when you couldn't trust anyone over 30. But after that I drifted through cycles of lethargy and energy, usually related (I see now) to changes in my weight and love life. I turned the corner in my 70s. I met a gorgeous Thai in her 30s (who I could trust). In the last couple of years I've dropped 40 pounds and become much more physically active. Today, days before I turn 80, I feel younger than I did at 40. She complains she is getting old, having just turned 40 (by Thai counting). We feel the same age. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickudon Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Probably when i hit 65 and also suffered a health issue which took some months to recover from. Also, this year when i got to 69 and realised i would be 70 in one year. Sex? Still think about it frequently - time to trade in the 50 year old for a pair of 25s ...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRich Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 5 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said: It seems some people get rapidly older when they stop working. It seems many have to get used to their retirement and some handle it better than others. That’s true, you really need to have new projects when you retire. Preferably activities you enjoy, in my case reading, gym, cycling … and crack cocaine! PS. There is a joke there somewhere. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobandyson Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 12 hours ago, spidermike007 said: 13 hours ago, holy cow cm said: I hope you turned around to her and said I hope you shave it too. No fun looking at a bearded taco. Some of us disagree, and find the opposite to be boring, boring, boring. Not so much boring but more lacking eroticism. It's like looking at a nude oil painting by one of the masters in a museum. 12 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said: I can't write what I'd really like to, but shaving is only good if done regularly. Nothing worse than that scratchy feeling. Been there, done that. It feels like doing it doggy-style to a hedgehog. ???? ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobandyson Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 11 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said: 11 hours ago, holy cow cm said: That naughty little girl needs a spanking. Maybe that's what she thinks when she sees you. ???? Two bar-girls sitting at their bar. First girl: Do you see that old guy on the other side of Beach Road? Second girl: Yes, why? First girl: Well, he'll give you 5,000B if you let him spank you. Second girl: Wow! How long does he spank you for? First girl: Until you give him his money back. ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colabamumbai Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 19 hours ago, CharlieH said: You'll start feeling it, when you feel it literally. When your eyesight start fading, when your joints start to complain, when you can no longer eat certain things, when you gotta get up in the n8ght to pee,when all you can raise is a smile ! And yes all those things will come to most, the only thing that varies is WHEN ! but bet your ar** it will ! Happening now at 70. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 10 hours ago, Surelynot said: "They say"............the male metabolism slows down mid to late 30's..........that is when you need to battle the beer belly. confirmed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rumak Posted June 10, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2021 started feeling old ........ around page 5 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, habuspasha said: . Today, days before I turn 80, I feel younger than I did at 40. She complains she is getting old "you're only as old as the one you're feeling" ............... so, i guess you are both right Edited June 10, 2021 by rumak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 14 hours ago, Rampant Rabbit said: I look way younger than I am full head o hair but in the last 18 months ive really noticed a change, Im 58 in 4 months, things are getting harder to do, stiffer less flexible, seem more sleepy, eyesights gone to krap in the last 5 years. Welcome ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rumak Posted June 10, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2021 13 hours ago, crazykopite said: I’m 70 years young age is just a number as far as I’m concerned I cycle ,paddle board and kayak as well as doing two 30 minute pool exercises every day on top of that my GF who is 40 is very demanding so I never have the time to feel old ! I had to take a nap just from reading that ............ 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Well, that's Rumak's comments for this morning. Gotta go change my nappie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sipi Posted June 10, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2021 20 hours ago, MRToMRT said: Late 50s was for me, I started to just get general aches and pains that I never had before. I am now in my 70s and I have some ache or pain or odd thing happening to my body most days. Ditto. Late 50s, as much as I'd like to deny it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 27 minutes ago, rumak said: started feeling old ........ around page 5 I didn't make it to page 5. Well done. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 9 hours ago, jack71 said: what were the causes of death for your friends in thailand.? anything suspicious? Cancer x2, liver failure x2, 1 m/c accident (hit a tree while drunk), 1 falling in the shower (while drunk), 1 stroke, 1 fell in the moat (while drunk). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rumak Posted June 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, BritManToo said: Cancer x2, liver failure x2, 1 m/c accident (hit a tree while drunk), 1 falling in the shower (while drunk), 1 stroke, 1 fell in the moat (while drunk). thank god i'm not your friend ! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, rumak said: thank god i'm not your friend ! It seems the important question is more: how often are you drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker88 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 There should be a positive note in this thread, so here is my attempt at 'good news'. A few years ago I read an article where some lab wanted to know the fastest a man could go from flaccid to climax (if you don't remember the significance of those words without me getting more prurient, then consider yourself old). Besides the obvious curiosity when I saw the goal of the experiment, my only other thought was "Who funds these things?". One man set the benchmark. He went from flaccid to climax in 11 seconds, beating all other comers, so to speak. The man was 82 years old. The article did not say, but I suspected the man lived in Pattaya. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 40 minutes ago, rumak said: age is just a number Thats what those Filipina webcam girls keep telling me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyFingers Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 11 hours ago, seancbk said: once I get to 60 You do not know anything about being old if you are under 60. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, Walker88 said: One man set the benchmark. He went from flaccid to climax in 11 seconds, beating all other comers, so to speak. The man was 82 years old. The article did not say, but I suspected the man lived in Pattaya. Yes, i knew him. Now I understand why all the girls used to fight over who would go home with him ! Really epitomized the meaning of short time ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 25 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: It seems the important question is more: how often are you drunk? drunk and drunker. dumb and dumber......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 35 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: It seems the important question is more: how often are you drunk? Just had my first wine cooler of the day ......... 7:30am. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 51 minutes ago, Walker88 said: There should be a positive note in this thread, so here is my attempt at 'good news'. A few years ago I read an article where some lab wanted to know the fastest a man could go from flaccid to climax (if you don't remember the significance of those words without me getting more prurient, then consider yourself old). Besides the obvious curiosity when I saw the goal of the experiment, my only other thought was "Who funds these things?". One man set the benchmark. He went from flaccid to climax in 11 seconds, beating all other comers, so to speak. The man was 82 years old. The article did not say, but I suspected the man lived in Pattaya. I guess he lived somewhere far away and it was his first time in Pattaya. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OneMoreFarang Posted June 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 11, 2021 17 minutes ago, BritManToo said: Just had my first wine cooler of the day ......... 7:30am. I am not sure what is worse: That you drink at 7:30am or that you drink wine cooler (any time of the day). 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicowoodduck Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I am so old I cannot remember....???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireland32 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 58 I could feel it coming on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgenon Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Some people in their 20s seem old to me. Not open to anything new or different. There is feeling old and there is thinking old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 21 hours ago, RichardColeman said: 'I' don't feel old - I just see my body aging. My body is still in good knick, full head hair, I look quite young - just have rubbish teeth now - so getting old is just swings and roundabouts. Besides - I am always told I am a sexy man walking down the sois - I love it, wife walking behind hates it. When I look at myself in the mirror, I see myself as looking years younger, but when I look at myself in my smartphone camera, I see myself as looking years older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 12 minutes ago, possum1931 said: When I look at myself in the mirror, I see myself as looking years younger, but when I look at myself in my smartphone camera, I see myself as looking years older. Does that prof that your smartphone is smarter than your mirror? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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