libya 115 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 SOURCE: PATTAYA MAIL DATED Friday 7 March 2008 Pattaya Police Station received a report at 1 a.m. on February 28 that a man had been robbed of his mobile phone and money at the Second Road crossing to the North Pattaya Roundabout, just one metre away from the traffic police box. The victim was Mohammad Dawoud Heidary. The two thieves, described as being women of the second category, had then fled with their haul on a motorcycle, a blue Honda Clit, heading in the direction of South Pattaya Beach. The police station radioed ahead for a manned patrol to block their passage, which they did near the Amari Orchid Resort. The thieves approached at speed and managed to penetrate the blockade but collided with a group of TV and newspaper reporters who also happened to be at the scene, capsizing the motorcycle and ending their escape bid. Both criminals were dressed in ladies clothing, and were identified as Nirut Srangnork, 28, a resident of Khon Kaen Province, and Wachira Banchoun, 35, from Yala Province. Their victim, Iranian national Mohammad Dawoud Heidary, 44, identified as his property a Nokia N70 mobile phone that was found in the handbag of one of the thieves. He stated that he is a banker, and was in Pattaya on vacation. He was walking along the street when the two transvestites came up to him and hugged him, stealing 3,000 baht and his phone as they did so, and then fleeing on their motorcycle. Nirut and Wachira admitted the robbery, saying that they planned to sell the phone. They were charged with theft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Transexual Couple Rob Iranian National OK, I have officially been here too long. My first thought when I read that headline, was Of Course They Did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Chaos Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 The two thieves, described as being women of the second category, had then fled with their haul on a motorcycle, a blue Honda Clit, heading in the direction of South Pattaya Beach. A Honda Clit?!?! Only in a katoey's post-op dreams ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cali4995 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I really try and be understanding and tolerant of the whole transgender thing but these ladymen seem to be involved in a disproportionate amount of crime. You get them in groups and they can be extremely aggressive, usually talking a lot of trash at the same time. Their numbers in the city are staggering. I really think the authorities are going to have to step-in and start taking a firmer stance with the local populace. The city's reputation is at stake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) a blue Honda Clit, at least they had one between them 2 bird-geezers sharing 1 clit between them I just love your typo's Labia 115 Edited March 13, 2008 by kurgen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libya 115 Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 a blue Honda Clit, at least they had one between them 2 bird-geezers sharing 1 clit between them I just love your typo's Labia 115 Apologies: It should read Honda Click. Too much Chang or a Freudian slip...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfchandler Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've heard that ladyboys are prone to having their blockades penetrated! The thieves approached at speed and managed to penetrate the blockade but collided with a group of TV and newspaper reporters who also happened to be at the scene, capsizing the motorcycle and ending their escape bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphrey Bear Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 SOURCE: PATTAYA MAIL DATED Friday 7 March 2008The thieves approached at speed and managed to penetrate the blockade but collided with a group of TV and newspaper reporters who also happened to be at the scene, capsizing the motorcycle and ending their escape bid. Their victim, Iranian national Mohammad Dawoud Heidary, 44, identified as his property a Nokia N70 mobile phone that was found in the handbag of one of the thieves. He stated that he is a banker, and was in Pattaya on vacation. Another typo, Libya??? And what were the ThaiVisa crowd doing? Was it the usual friday-night piss-up at Amari Orchid this week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) Why does this reminds me of that Kenneth Horne sketch from many years ago about dark alleys and narrow passages? Edited March 13, 2008 by Rimmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetchariot Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I was too late on parade for this one, all the innuendos have already been taken. Sun (UK gutter tabloid) headline: 2 trannies fleece merchant banker, and penetrate police with their clit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globeliner Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 " described as being women " "had then fled with their haul on a motorcycle, a blue Honda Clit" That has to be the joke of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphrey Bear Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I was too late on parade for this one, all the innuendos have already been taken.Sun (UK gutter tabloid) headline: 2 trannies fleece merchant banker, and penetrate police with their clit. Trying, very trying. But the Sun headline is seldom more than eight letters long (two words, each four letters). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globeliner Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Cheers to the OP, made me laugh, keep it up! Where can I buy a Honda Clit? 5555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirkGently Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Good! Serves him right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphrey Bear Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Good! Serves him right! <deleted> ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 The two thieves, described as being women of the second category, had then fled with their haul on a motorcycle, a blue Honda Clit, heading in the direction of South Pattaya Beach. A Honda Clit?!?! Only in a katoey's post-op dreams ... A motorbike for pussies ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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