AltumAngel Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" "No!" the children all answered. Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?" Again, the answer was, "No!" "Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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